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1) Tonight I was driving home and came upon a DUI checkpoint. The first cop I came to yelled out to the second cop further down the line "No front plate". (I live in California, which requires a front plate.) The second one just laughed loudly and yelled back "It's a Lotus" and waved me on through.
2) I went to our local fireworks show, and as I was leaving, there were a bunch of young teens standing in the parking lot a few parking spaces away from my car.
Teen: "You're badass!"
Me: "Well, at least my car is."
Teen: "No, you are."
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