Went to Autozone yesterday to get an MIL code read (O2 sensor failed) and:
He said: that car gives me a hard-on
I said: I've heard that before
He said: I bet you're not married
I said: actually, my wife wants to race me
He said: what kind of car does she have?
I said: an M3 - she's just kidding me for having a 4-cylinder Toyota engine
He said: how fast does it go?
I said: about 150, but more importantly it can do 1G on a skid pad
He said: how many cops have you outrun?
Me:
I said: the opportunity has yet to present itself
