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Darin P Phillips · 07-17-2008, 01:44 AM

Does the name "Eagle" annoy you a bit? My wife and I have been sitting around tonight looking up "E" words for the new Lotus Eagle's official name, yet to be announced. We are looking for the worst "E" Lotus name you can think of, the definition of the word, and the worst marketing slogan that fits the word. The winner posting the most groanable E-name and slogan will receive a free Lotus T-shirt from my dealership -- Smith Lotus. We will narrow the list to the worst three, then put it to a poll on the forum for the final winner. The initial round of posting for the contest will end August 1. We will then run a poll of the three (3) worst submissions and send a very cool Lotus T-shirt to the winner. The contest will end August 7. Winning suggestion will be forwarded to Lotus. Who knows, you might get a job with Lotus naming all their prototypes!

Example:

The Lotus Emesis

Emesis: the act of vomiting

"The Lotus Emesis: so fast you'll puke!"

(Bribes and favors for the judges are welcomed and encouraged)

07-17-2008, 01:44 AM	#1 (permalink)
Darin P Phillips lotuscarscaliforniausacom Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: California USA Posts: 123	You Think "Eagle" is Bad? Worst E-name Lotus T-shirt Contest Does the name "Eagle" annoy you a bit? My wife and I have been sitting around tonight looking up "E" words for the new Lotus Eagle's official name, yet to be announced. We are looking for the worst "E" Lotus name you can think of, the definition of the word, and the worst marketing slogan that fits the word. The winner posting the most groanable E-name and slogan will receive a free Lotus T-shirt from my dealership -- Smith Lotus. We will narrow the list to the worst three, then put it to a poll on the forum for the final winner. The initial round of posting for the contest will end August 1. We will then run a poll of the three (3) worst submissions and send a very cool Lotus T-shirt to the winner. The contest will end August 7. Winning suggestion will be forwarded to Lotus. Who knows, you might get a job with Lotus naming all their prototypes! Example: The Lotus Emesis Emesis: the act of vomiting "The Lotus Emesis: so fast you'll puke!" (Bribes and favors for the judges are welcomed and encouraged)