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Originally Posted by Rondo Fondu
Scene – Parking lot of the local Safeway last Saturday, sunny afternoon around 4 pm. Me wearing old tee shirt, shorts, sunglasses and flip flops getting out of my 2008 Elise SC that I’ve only had for three weeks.
Girl 1 short brown hair about twenty something wearing shorts and a bikini top. Girl 2 Blonde medium lenght hair, wearing jeans and a tee shirt with no bra. I know for a fact shes not wearing a bra.
Girl 1 “is that your car? Cool What is it?”
Me “ It’s a Lotus Elise and thanks I think it’s cool too”
Girl 2 leaning into the car to take closer look “Wow its tight in there….you broken it in yet? Prolly hard to do it in there”
Girl 1 “Well if he was sitting in the passenger seat and I sat forward on his lap sorta reverse cowgirl you could do it.”
Girl 2 “ No way”
Girl 1 “Way”
Girl 2 “Have you done it in it yet?”
Me “No” (pretty snappy answer under the circumstances I think)
Girl 2 “Are ya gonna?”
Me “ Didn’t buy it for that”
Girl 1 “ Don’t mind her she’s never done it in car like that”
Girl 2 “Shut up neither have you”
Me “Neither have I”
Girl 2 “Take me for a ride?”
I ponder for a moment the idea and consider that driving around in an Orange Lotus Elise with a blonde who is NOT my girlfriend is about as inconspicuous as driving around in a flying saucer so I say. “Maybe later”.
Girl 1 “ You should take her for a ride…shell prolly do ya”
Me “GULP”
Girl 2 “Shut UP you prolly would too you’re such a skank”
Girl 1 “You shut up”
Girl 2 “Can I sit in at least so Lauren can take my picture?
Me “Sure” so I open the door and Girl 2 gets in very awkwardly as Girl 1 (Lauren) gets her cell phone out to take a picture.
Girl 2 as shes sitting in the car ‘ Wow…theres more room in here than it looks so I could do it in here…with the roof off.”
Me ‘It would be hard with the roof on…it would have to be topless”
Girl 2 looking up at me “It has to be hard and I promise I’d be topless”
Then she hauls up her tee shirt and flashes me and Girl 1 (Lauren) who snaps her picture.
I hope I don't get the same reaction when I show the car to my mom.
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you stupid stupid man....
