I think a more probable scenario is that it was faked using teryaki sauce or something similar
all this poop talk reminds me of something that happened while I was at a shopping center in houston...
I'm walking towards the bathroom which is down this loong narrow corridor...
and this lady comes up behind me and practicly pushes me out of the way, its an older lady I think mid to late 40s she is wearing a skirt
anyways as shes walking in front of us I see something like fall out of her skirt abit bigger than the size of a golfball... I had to yank my girlfriend towards me to keep her from steping on it... and as I suspected it was nice golfball sized turd sitting on the tile, my GF at the time didnt even notice at all, in fact she got mad at me at first for almost making her fall over... once she saw the turd tho she was thankfull
