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On that note:
A priest is on duty in his catholic church. Its getting late, and its been a slow day taking confessions. So he props the door open a bit to see when someone enters the church so he can relax a bit and get some air.
Just then, he sees a drunk bum stumble into the church. The bum takes a minute to orient himself, then sees the confessional, and staggers towards it.
"This oughta be entertaining", the priest thinks to himself. "Can't wait to hear what this guy has to get off his chest".
So the bum staggers into the confessional and sits down. The priest opens the confessional window and says "yes, my son?". But the bum doesn't answer. So the priest clears his throat to let the bum know he's there and listening. Still no answer. Finally, the priest thinks the bum has fallen asleep so he knocks loudly on the wall. The bum finally speaks up and says:
"No use knockin' pal, theres no paper in this one either"....
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