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A butcher was cutting meat and accidentally cut off all ten of his fingers.
He rushed to the doctor and the doctor asked if he had brought the fingers with him.
He indicated that he hadn't.
The doctor admonished him and stated that in this day and age of micro surgery and modern technogogy he could have probably sewed his fingers on and they would be as good as new.
The butcher replied that he would have brought them, but he had no way to pick them up.
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