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Osiris_x11 · 11-07-2005, 01:27 PM

If Doc's Were Vet's...

A guy walks into the vet's office with a hamster. He lays the hamster on the table and the doctor says, "I'm sorry, sir, but your hamster is dead."

"I want a second opinion!" the man demands.

So the doctor brings in a cat. The cat walks around the hamster, sniffs him
and shakes its head. "Well the cat says your hamster is dead," says the doctor.

"Well I want a third opinion." So the doctor brings in a Labrador Retriever. The lab walks around the hamster, sniffs him and shakes its head. "The lab says your hamster is dead."

"OK, fine. What do I owe you?"

"$650" the doctor said.

"What?!? What for?"

"Well, you owe me $50, but the other $600 is for the cat scan and the
lab test."

11-07-2005, 01:27 PM	#15 (permalink)
Osiris_x11 Man of Int'l Mystery Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Greater Austin, Texas Posts: 164	cats & dogs... If Doc's Were Vet's... A guy walks into the vet's office with a hamster. He lays the hamster on the table and the doctor says, "I'm sorry, sir, but your hamster is dead." "I want a second opinion!" the man demands. So the doctor brings in a cat. The cat walks around the hamster, sniffs him and shakes its head. "Well the cat says your hamster is dead," says the doctor. "Well I want a third opinion." So the doctor brings in a Labrador Retriever. The lab walks around the hamster, sniffs him and shakes its head. "The lab says your hamster is dead." "OK, fine. What do I owe you?" "$650" the doctor said. "What?!? What for?" "Well, you owe me $50, but the other $600 is for the cat scan and the lab test." __________________ 91 NSX type_U