03-24-2008, 11:58 PM
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Has a skinny fetish
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: NorCal
Posts: 920
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After the gym today, walking to the Lotus parked in the middle of the gigantic mall parking lot, the furthest point possible from all other cars:
Ghetto Black Girl #1: Excuse me!
Me: (stick my head in the car, attempting to ignore her)
Ghetto Black Girl #1: Excuse me!
Me: Yes?
Ghetto Black Girl #1: What kind of car is that?
Me: A Lotus.
Ghetto Black Girl #1: A what?
Me: A Lotus
Ghetto Black Girl #2: Does it go fast?
Me: If you drive it that way.
Ghetto Black Girl #1: How much does it cost?
Me: However much you think it costs.
Ghetto Black Girl #2: $5,000!
Me: Err... no.
Ghetto Black Girl #1: $20,000!
Me: (WTF??) Multiply that and you got it.
Me: (speeding off)
I should have said "One Millllllion Dollars! Wahahahahaha!" with pinky in mouth.
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