Before reading this you have to understand that this is NASCAR / Drag racing country down here!
Guy at work: Wow I see you got Nitros!!
Me: What?
Guy at Work: In your car. Are you going to drag it now.
Me: Oh. No. That's a fire extinguisher.
Guy at Work: Oh  ...... ..... ..... Well are you gonna drag it anyway?
Me: No, but I am going to a track tomorrow.
Guy at work: Wow - Lowes Motorspeedway?
Me: No, that's an oval. My car is designed to go around lots of bends quickly.
Guy at work: Lowes has bends - four of them.
Me: Yeah but I'm interested in driving quickly around a course, not driving a car in a straight line or in round in circles. I lived in Germany for four years and had lots of Autobahn practice already,
Guy at work: You should drag it.
Me: Ahhhhh excuse me I have a conference call in 2 minutes 
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