Hey, forget trading for sex!!! I want to trade for a wife who's into CARS!!!
My wife is trying to get me to get rid of my leased Audi RS-4 and put me in a Jeep Commander!!! She wants to make sure that the 2 times a year I would actually need to shuttle the 3 kids and their friends around that I have a car to do it!!!
I can't conceive of my wife EVER EVER doing something like that. Fortunately for us, money's not the issue (we both work and do pretty well). It's the concept, and she just doesn't get it. Sigh.
SO, I did what every red blooded married guy would have done. I screamed and yelled and then begged and pleaded and promised to wash the dishes and clean up the yard for a year...
I'll get what I want eventually (RS4 AND an Elise), but she'll torture me endlessly to get there.
She's amazing with everything else - I just wish she understood the car thing...
-Matt