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Old 07-06-2007, 01:57 PM   #41 (permalink)
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As wallpaper, it doesn't do much for me. :-(
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Old 07-06-2007, 01:58 PM   #42 (permalink)
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Ask her for directions???

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Old 07-06-2007, 02:00 PM   #43 (permalink)
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Old 07-06-2007, 02:07 PM   #44 (permalink)
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Still not quite as grotesquely arched as JVC girl. And her a** looks mighty fine to me.
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Old 07-06-2007, 02:10 PM   #45 (permalink)
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I'm not so picky.
You can't be.
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Old 07-06-2007, 02:13 PM   #46 (permalink)
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Still not quite as grotesquely arched as JVC girl. And her a** looks mighty fine to me.
you're just saying that so we'll look for more pics, that was page one, now page two.
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Old 07-06-2007, 03:06 PM   #47 (permalink)
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I really need a better monitor. (NOT the lizard.)
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Old 07-06-2007, 03:14 PM   #48 (permalink)
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I don't need a better monitor. What I need is to be able to concentrate on getting some work done in the office today.

You guys are not helping one bit.

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Old 07-06-2007, 03:28 PM   #49 (permalink)
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I don't need a better monitor. What I need is to be able to concentrate on getting some work done in the office today.

You guys are not helping one bit.

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Old 07-06-2007, 03:33 PM   #50 (permalink)
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Screw work I hate this job.......
I preferr pure sex appel
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Old 07-06-2007, 04:22 PM   #51 (permalink)
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I never quite understood the arched back thing in these pictures. It's a common thread with almost all hoochie-mama pics. Are we supposed to feel sorry for them 'cause the're disabled?
I can explain the arched back thing with two letters: "T" and "A."
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It's pretty classic "import model" posing.. girls who need to hide some flaw, etc etc.
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Old 07-09-2007, 07:17 AM   #53 (permalink)
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you're just saying that so we'll look for more pics, that was page one, now page two.
You caught me.
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Old 07-09-2007, 11:34 AM   #54 (permalink)
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got my playboy today, and that ads in it. i wasnt compeled to buy the radio. still kinda neet to see them use the lotus.
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Old 07-09-2007, 12:31 PM   #55 (permalink)
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I saw this ad in Times Sq about a month ago but forgot to post
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Old 07-09-2007, 12:57 PM   #57 (permalink)
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I don't ever remember seeing Jessica Alba/Halle Berry/Angelina Jolie in that ridiculous pose, and their a**es look just fine to me. Maybe my tastes are just a bit more upscale.
The goal of this add is to attract you attention and get you to say "wow, I want to eff her." It's not supposed to make you think "gosh golly, I'd love to take that girl to dinner and get to know her." I don't know about you but when I see my girl with her back arched I am ready to pounce...
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Old 07-09-2007, 01:05 PM   #58 (permalink)
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The goal of this add is to attract you attention and get you to say "wow, I want to eff her." It's not supposed to make you think "gosh golly, I'd love to take that girl to dinner and get to know her." I don't know about you but when I see my girl with her back arched I am ready to pounce...
When I see Jessica Alba/Halle Berry/Angelina Jolie I'm ready to pounce.

When I see a Hustler girl with her back arched I want to hide my genitals from the inevitable resultant sores.
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Old 07-09-2007, 01:10 PM   #59 (permalink)
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I am reading this thread for the articles....
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Old 07-09-2007, 01:53 PM   #60 (permalink)
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Who cares...glamour shots, model poses...so fake!!!
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