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25psi_Elise_Killer · 08-07-2008, 12:47 PM

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Lotus Elise/Exige Forum:
- - - Can this be used as a daily driver?

Chili Red · 08-07-2008, 12:56 PM

Lotus Elise/Exige Forum:
- - - Can this be used as a daily driver?

Tracktimeplz · 08-07-2008, 01:02 PM

Most of those are spot on clever! Good read.

ZAMMY1 · 08-07-2008, 03:48 PM

a spectacular assemblage!
loved it!
sam

esoteric · 08-07-2008, 09:12 PM

hahaha these are funny!

evomind · 08-08-2008, 08:22 AM

haha! i especially like the hummer forum one.
one time someone posted abt his "fender bender" with a toyota.
the toyota needed a new front end....
the hummer looked like the scratch in his rear bumper could have been fixed with a shot of flat black rattle can spray paint.

CertifiedCC · 08-08-2008, 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chili Red

Lotus Elise/Exige Forum:
- - - Can this be used as a daily driver?

more like
---How do i install these tv's on my headrests

08-07-2008, 12:47 PM	#1 (permalink)
25psi_Elise_Killer Drunk on alcohol Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 2,778	Other car forums threads S10 Forums - - - How much does it cost to bag my truck Dakota Forums - - - Who's from canada, eh? Bentley Forums - - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it? Camaro/Firebird Forums - - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back. Mustang (Chevelle) forums - - -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me. Monte Carlo forums - - -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo. Civic forums - - -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me. VW Bug forum - - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics) Yugo Forum - - - When's the last time yours ran? Lamborghini forum - - - Wind noise around 210MPH Miata forums - - - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics) Chevy Tahoe forum - - -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics) Pontiac Fiero forum - - - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics) BMW 7-series forum - - - Where to get service on my Rolex? Cadillac forum - - - Problems parallel parking at bingo. Chevy Suburban Forum - - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon? Buick Forum - - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me? Delorean forum - - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985. Crown Victoria forum - - - How come people never pass me on the highway? Honda Accord forum - - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims. Toyota Echo forum - - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's? Ferrari forums - - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast. Porsche forums - - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself? Saturn forums - - - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace. Jaguar forum - - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on? Mercedes forum - - - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board? Mini forum - - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics) Dodge Viper forum - - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather? McLaren F1 forum - - -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me. Dodge Minivan forum - - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be? Hummer forum - - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas. Fiat forum - - -Hello? Am I the only member? Subaru WRX forum - - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot. Chevy pickup forum - - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck? SRT Forums "Will this void my warranty" RX7 Forums - - - 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me. DSM Forums - - -Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me Supra Forums - - -Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa. Vette Forums - - -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel? Ford 2.3 forums - - -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start! Dodge Forums --- My Transmission quit before I left the dealership. Prius Forums --- Help! Im tired of being hit on by the hairstylist --- Wow! After a year and a half of driving, still on first gallon on gas. - - -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel? Lotus Elise/Exige Forum: - - - Can this be used as a daily driver? __________________ '06 Evo IX Stage 1E Tuned by Road Race Engineering: Stock:turbo,intake,internals,ECU,Walbro 255lph fuel pump,RC Engineering1000cc Injectors,Espelir downpipe, RRE High Flow Cat, AVO catback, RRE dyno tune flash, Dejon Tool boost controller (325whp @ 22PSI Costco 91 octane, 353whp @ 25psi on 100 octane, 383whp @30psi on E85) , Zeitronix wideband, Defi BF gauges, Stoptech rotors, SS brakelines,Graphic/Interior Design,Brand Identities,Invitations www.nomadic-nomads.com Last edited by 25psi_Elise_Killer : 08-07-2008 at 01:01 PM.

08-07-2008, 12:56 PM	#2 (permalink)
Chili Red Registered User Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Houston, Tx Posts: 1,608	Lotus Elise/Exige Forum: - - - Can this be used as a daily driver? __________________ 2007 Exige S - Chili Red 2009 Mini Cooper S - Chili Red Gotham 265, Nitron Sport Pro, Moroso oil pan, RTVBrace, Volk CE28N/R888, Cup Wheels/A048, 2Bular Ultra 4", Rapfix II w/ Sparco P300, S111 CF Splitter, Ultradiscs, Pagid RS42, V-Force Harness Bar, Schroth PROFI II, Fire Extinguisher, Folding Tow Hook, Odyssey PC680, re-ENFORCER, LLumar 30% tint, Traqmate, DashDAQ, Chasecam, Alpine IVA-D100 w/ Backup Camera.

08-07-2008, 01:02 PM	#3 (permalink)
Tracktimeplz Bruised thighs daily Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Northwest Florida Posts: 747	Most of those are spot on clever! Good read. __________________ LSD, Power steering, A Jedi craves not these things. 2005 Magnetic Blue Elise Forcefed 275 turbo SSR comp Wheels

08-07-2008, 03:48 PM	#4 (permalink)
ZAMMY1 ZAMMY Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: washington, pa, (near PGH.) Posts: 1,215	a spectacular assemblage! loved it! sam __________________ Sam Mayberry, W3CYO/R, resident curmudgeon. aspen white '06 elise, now with hinged rear clam! nice! youtube: sam's jet turbine scooter

08-07-2008, 09:12 PM	#5 (permalink)
esoteric Turns corners & heads EZ Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: SoCal Posts: 1,434	hahaha these are funny! __________________ Daily driven '05 Elise, Seibon CF front clam with custom paint, Stage II exhaust, hardtop, Pioneer ICE, Starshield, stickies on rear I don't believe in shooting stars but I do believe in loot & cars. PhlypSide quote - Tell people you prefer your cars to be like your women: "lightweight, fast, low maintenance, and easy on the eyes."

08-08-2008, 08:22 AM	#6 (permalink)
evomind J. Caesar Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: chicagoland Posts: 4,495	haha! i especially like the hummer forum one. one time someone posted abt his "fender bender" with a toyota. the toyota needed a new front end.... the hummer looked like the scratch in his rear bumper could have been fixed with a shot of flat black rattle can spray paint. __________________ Vati. C6 ZO6. THE OBITS, YO! KEEP CRYIN! WHAA! REDNECK = PERSON WHO LIVES IN A DUMP BUT DRIVES AN ELISE! I never played by the rules, and I never really cared My nasty reputation takes me everywhere It is admitted by all that he was much addicted to women, as well as very expensive in his intrigues with them, and that he debauched many ladies of the highest quality; among whom were Posthumia, the wife of Servius Sulpicius; and Lollia, the wife of Aulus Gabinius.

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