Ok, truth about Esprit - LotusTalk

lotuson74 · 06-12-2007, 08:50 AM

I know, I have claimed to run my Esprit at 26psi. with the stock pistons.That is actully a half truth. To do this, you need to "coat" your pistons. This is done with "Super Glue" First you remove the spark plugs, then you lift the rear wheels (you must keep the crankshaft turning during this process) Now, you squeeze the super glue (NOT "crazy glue" - it can't handle the heat) down the spark plug hole. Use 3 OZ. per cylindar. You can use more to increase your compression and "shape" the combustion chamber. Remember to keep the crankshaft (pistons & valves too) moving slowly, this prevenst "freezing." If you add more, do it slowly, the valves will open and push the soft glue into the proper shape.
I only recomend that EXPERIANCED NASA seintists with a PHD & and 20 years automotive racing history try this only after a thorough investigation into its merits!

Thomasio · 06-12-2007, 08:58 AM

You WASTED, Shady!

StallionX · 06-12-2007, 09:02 AM

I also use the same thing on my penis every time I masterbate.. it hurts in the begging but once the flesh is torn off the pain minimal.

lotuson74 · 06-12-2007, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Thomasio

You WASTED, Shady!

Obviously, you are no NASA engineer!

smoseley · 06-12-2007, 09:58 AM

You left out step 2... add a quart of MotorSilk™

Dmbrown34 · 06-12-2007, 10:31 AM

Are you serious?

Glue would just burn right off.

StallionX · 06-12-2007, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Dmbrown34

Are you serious?

Glue would just burn right off.

not unless you are really masterbating furiously.. it would take extreme friction to burn the glue off of your johnson.. I would guess the johnson would disentegrate before the glue did..

Chris Mackey · 06-12-2007, 12:19 PM

I don't know about the glue, but I masturbate to a girl named Elise, not Esprit.

KingOfJericho · 06-12-2007, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by lotuson74

I only recomend that EXPERIANCED NASA seintists

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lotuson74 · 06-12-2007, 03:20 PM

Nice to add a little fun! But I did have a motorcycle racer at Willow Springs years ago believe it until... I could not hold it any longer & just busted up laughin

Predator · 06-13-2007, 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by lotuson74

Nice to add a little fun! But I did have a motorcycle racer at Willow Springs years ago believe it until... I could not hold it any longer & just busted up laughin

Man, that was classic... for a moment I thought the end of the world had arrived... Super Glue

lotuson74 · 06-24-2007, 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Chris Mackey

I don't know about the glue, but I masturbate to a girl named Elise, not Esprit.

What the heck... I just like to masterbate

See that Bannana? He's making me horney!!!!

mikelr · 06-24-2007, 12:28 AM

Hey Kirk,
What do you stay up late getting high sniffing race fuel

then come on ET and make wacky posts or what?

glb · 06-24-2007, 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StallionX

I also use the same thing on my penis every time I masterbate.. it hurts in the begging but once the flesh is torn off the pain minimal.

Funny, I beg for sex from women, but not from myself...

lotuson74 · 06-25-2007, 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikelr

Hey Kirk,
What do you stay up late getting high sniffing race fuel

then come on ET and make wacky posts or what?

Some times it happens that way - other times, I add some beer!

fishguy · 06-25-2007, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by glb

Funny, I beg for sex from women, but not from myself...

reminds me of an old Richard Jenni joke.

lotuson74 · 06-25-2007, 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by fishguyAZ

reminds me of an old Richard Jenni joke.

And that joke is...

06-12-2007, 08:50 AM	#1 (permalink)
lotuson74 Registered User Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 567	Ok, truth about Esprit I know, I have claimed to run my Esprit at 26psi. with the stock pistons.That is actully a half truth. To do this, you need to "coat" your pistons. This is done with "Super Glue" First you remove the spark plugs, then you lift the rear wheels (you must keep the crankshaft turning during this process) Now, you squeeze the super glue (NOT "crazy glue" - it can't handle the heat) down the spark plug hole. Use 3 OZ. per cylindar. You can use more to increase your compression and "shape" the combustion chamber. Remember to keep the crankshaft (pistons & valves too) moving slowly, this prevenst "freezing." If you add more, do it slowly, the valves will open and push the soft glue into the proper shape. I only recomend that EXPERIANCED NASA seintists with a PHD & and 20 years automotive racing history try this only after a thorough investigation into its merits! __________________ Kirk Will this do??? Artic silver Elise, Ohlins, Monolites, Q.S. header Arqray Ti. & more 99 Sport 190 Elise 02 Mini Cooper S 03 Dinan BMW S-3 Supercharged X-5 4.6is 06 F-250 Diesel, 11 inch lift, 1000lb ft. hauler 04 Radical SR-4 Racecar 97 Lotus Esprit V-8 TT 04 Lotus Esprit V-8 TT 90 Nissan 300 zx TT showcar with 680 r.w.h.p.!! 02 BMW 330i (needed something practical!) 06 BMW M5 with Schnitzer & Dinan mods. (3) Racebikes built by Richard of Attack Racing Last edited by lotuson74 : 06-14-2007 at 07:04 PM.

06-12-2007, 08:58 AM	#2 (permalink)
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06-12-2007, 09:02 AM	#3 (permalink)
StallionX BANNED Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 841	I also use the same thing on my penis every time I masterbate.. it hurts in the begging but once the flesh is torn off the pain minimal.

06-12-2007, 03:20 PM	#10 (permalink)
lotuson74 Registered User Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 567	Nice to add a little fun! But I did have a motorcycle racer at Willow Springs years ago believe it until... I could not hold it any longer & just busted up laughin __________________ Kirk Will this do??? Artic silver Elise, Ohlins, Monolites, Q.S. header Arqray Ti. & more 99 Sport 190 Elise 02 Mini Cooper S 03 Dinan BMW S-3 Supercharged X-5 4.6is 06 F-250 Diesel, 11 inch lift, 1000lb ft. hauler 04 Radical SR-4 Racecar 97 Lotus Esprit V-8 TT 04 Lotus Esprit V-8 TT 90 Nissan 300 zx TT showcar with 680 r.w.h.p.!! 02 BMW 330i (needed something practical!) 06 BMW M5 with Schnitzer & Dinan mods. (3) Racebikes built by Richard of Attack Racing

06-24-2007, 12:28 AM	#13 (permalink)
mikelr <[^,^]> Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Newburgh, New York Posts: 650	Hey Kirk, What do you stay up late getting high sniffing race fuel then come on ET and make wacky posts or what? __________________ 00' S1 Exige (7.14lbs/hp) 94' S4 Esprit 07' Ram Quad cab 3500 hauler

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