I would have waited for the phucker to come back to his RAV4. Then we would have had a "chat."
Dang that ticks me off!!! I am mad just reading that!!
I absolutely would have waited... Or done what I have done in the past...
I was backing into a spot in a crowded parking lot on campus back in college.
I had followed the gal from the front to her car, as she had asked if I wanted her spot.
As I am backing in some dirt bag swooshes past nearly causing an accident on both fronts and parks, gets out, and leisurely walks away... I left a very very thoughtful, education letter written on a full sheet of paper on his car.
Best part, is I bet he had a smug look on his face until he tried to take it off...
Super glued it into the crease between the seal and the window, and super glued all of the edges to the window.
Same thing happened to me a few months later, but it was a girl in a little car. I calmly parked, walked up to her car where she was putting on make up, and asked her, "if you were in such a hurry to park, shouldnt you be running off to class? I just wanted to thank you for being a selfish twit and nearly cause an accident for this spot."
I waited for her to leave, then calmly towed her car into the middle of the lot, and let someone else park there.
I only wish I could have seen the look on her face when she got back.