You Think "Eagle" is Bad? Worst E-name Lotus T-shirt Contest - Page 2 - LotusTalk

Bavarian Motorist · 07-17-2008, 09:00 AM

The Lotus Eggshell: "Why lie? That's what our cars are made of"

rachel.mcarter · 07-17-2008, 09:25 AM

Came up with another one...

Lotus Evisceration!
Evisceration- to remove the entrails; disembowel:

milehitom · 07-17-2008, 09:40 AM

The Lotus Ether-"It'll knock you out" or "I'll believe it when I see it."

Tom

nvrblu · 07-17-2008, 09:43 AM

The Lotus Ego

For those who need an ego boost!

TimMullen · 07-17-2008, 09:52 AM

Not in the worst category, but how about the:

Lotus E-Ticket

What a ride!!!

Randy Chase · 07-17-2008, 10:09 AM

Lotus Engorge...yeah, its a little bigger

Lotus Enrage ...

Lotus EverReady. It keeps going and going...

Lotus Entourage... now you can bring your posse in your our new 2+2!

Lotus Erotic. Now with happy ending!

Lotus Estuary. It leaks a little, it is a feature.

Lotus Eraser. Make no mistakes, this is the car.

Lotus E-Racer. Already done.

Lotus Embrace. Wraps you in its goodness.

Lotus Eccentric. For the drivers who are not quite right

Lotus Engage. Shift_name

Lotus Endgame... we are counting on this car to save the company

Lotus Elasto .. now made from bendy materials to save clam damage

Lotus Elate... brings a smile every time

Lotus Egret (or Emu), its a bit awkward

Lotus Evolve. What all cars should be.

Lotus Election. Coming Fall 2008

Lotus Enimen. Only available in white, but tries to look like starlight black.

Lotus Evite. Now taking reservations.

Lotus Evolution. The next step.

Lotus Erector. You can build this one yourself!

Lotus Episiotomy. A snippy little car! A cut above the rest.

Lotus Enrapture. Add lightness.

Lotus Ergo. It is what it is.

Lotus Explanation. What is the question?

Lotus Envision.

Lotus Evaluation. Take it for a test drive. (sorry)

Lotus Escargo. Slower, but can haul. Built in France.

Lotus Edact.

Lotus Edith. This IS your mother's car.

Lotus Enigma. We have no idea.

Lotus EnPassant. Passing you with our moves.

Lotus Ensuite. Cupholders? Hell, we included the bathroom.

Lotus Erosion. It slowly falls apart.

BRTHTAKR · 07-17-2008, 10:10 AM

Exclaim will make you

Endanger your own risk

Envelope small car

catapult · 07-17-2008, 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frostylocks

my entry:

The Lotus Excrement.

excrement...well, you know...

"The Lotus Excrement: so quick, you'll crap your pants!"

...and when they come out with the "S" version will it be even sh*ttier then the base Excrement.
btw I actually like the look of "Project Eagle".

kestrel74 · 07-17-2008, 11:57 AM

The Lotus EXO ...........the frame is on the OUTSIDE.

NJdrool · 07-17-2008, 12:03 PM

The Lotus Entertainment

Now comes with Headrest TV's standard.

Cali · 07-17-2008, 12:03 PM

The Lotus Elephant... This one's got a big trunk!

Monsi · 07-17-2008, 12:32 PM

The lotus Enron... the car you pay for but never actually get

and then it makes your retirement funds disappear

fastscutr · 07-17-2008, 02:45 PM

Lotus Enema - "You may feel a little discomfort"

ZAMMY1 · 07-17-2008, 03:01 PM

EROGENOUS
you figure it out!

sam

sumolance · 07-17-2008, 03:04 PM

Extrusion.

Monsi · 07-17-2008, 03:47 PM

lotus expulsion... will get you kicked out of school

xxxotic · 07-17-2008, 03:48 PM

Lotus effervesce

I like definition #2

Main Entry: ef·fer·vesce
Pronunciation: \ˌe-fər-ˈves\
Function: intransitive verb
Inflected Form(s): ef·fer·vesced; ef·fer·vesc·ing
Etymology: Latin effervescere, from ex- + fervescere to begin to boil, inchoative of fervēre to boil — more at brew
Date: 1784
1 : to bubble, hiss, and foam as gas escapes
2 : to show liveliness or exhilaration
— ef·fer·ves·cence \-ˈve-sən(t)s\ noun
— ef·fer·ves·cent \-sənt\ adjective
— ef·fer·ves·cent·ly adverb

The Lotus Effervesce- The exhilarating way to get rid of gas

dez · 07-17-2008, 04:42 PM

Lotus Edible
Bite Me

Lotus Elegy
These aren't expected to sell

Lotus Ethnic
It's British

Lotus Embryo
The gestation has been the best part

bgsterling · 07-17-2008, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Randy Chase

Lotus Enigma. We have no idea.

Dammit, Randy. That one was mine. Only the tag line should be one of the following:

"Lotus Enigma. How am I supposed to get in and out of this thing?"

or

"Lotus Enigma. No, seriously, who makes "Lotus"?"

Goose · 07-18-2008, 02:23 PM

Eclat. Oh, wait... that's been taken already.

07-17-2008, 09:00 AM	#21 (permalink)
Bavarian Motorist Live to Drive Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Rye, NY Posts: 8,239	The Lotus Eggshell: "Why lie? That's what our cars are made of" __________________ Driving a Lotus Exige with sticky... performance tires on icy roads or in standing water is about as much fun as walking a high wire treated with WD-40 - Car & Driver BWR supercharged... I suppose I "got the power" now??

07-17-2008, 09:43 AM	#24 (permalink)
nvrblu ... _ . ..._ . Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Mesa, AZ Posts: 3,245	The Lotus Ego For those who need an ego boost! __________________ Steve -- '05 Laser Blue, Biscuit, Sport/Touring, Starshield

07-17-2008, 09:52 AM	#25 (permalink)
TimMullen Moderator Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Chantilly, VA Posts: 10,682 Images: 19	Not in the worst category, but how about the: Lotus E-Ticket What a ride!!! __________________ Tim Mullen --- There is no such thing as Touring suspension or Touring wheels. I love being married. It's so great to find that one person that you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner Chantilly, VA http://members.cox.net/elans4/ 05 Lotus Elise - Chrome Orange - No Touring - No LSS - No Hardtop - Lotus Driving Lights - Lotus "Chin Guards" - plain and simple. 94 Miata R Package - Black 72 Lotus Elan Sprint - Colorado Orange/Cirrus White

07-17-2008, 10:09 AM	#26 (permalink)
Randy Chase Forum Founder Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: San Diego and where ever the roads lead Posts: 23,296 Images: 761	Lotus Engorge...yeah, its a little bigger Lotus Enrage ... Lotus EverReady. It keeps going and going... Lotus Entourage... now you can bring your posse in your our new 2+2! Lotus Erotic. Now with happy ending! Lotus Estuary. It leaks a little, it is a feature. Lotus Eraser. Make no mistakes, this is the car. Lotus E-Racer. Already done. Lotus Embrace. Wraps you in its goodness. Lotus Eccentric. For the drivers who are not quite right Lotus Engage. Shift_name Lotus Endgame... we are counting on this car to save the company Lotus Elasto .. now made from bendy materials to save clam damage Lotus Elate... brings a smile every time Lotus Egret (or Emu), its a bit awkward Lotus Evolve. What all cars should be. Lotus Election. Coming Fall 2008 Lotus Enimen. Only available in white, but tries to look like starlight black. Lotus Evite. Now taking reservations. Lotus Evolution. The next step. Lotus Erector. You can build this one yourself! Lotus Episiotomy. A snippy little car! A cut above the rest. Lotus Enrapture. Add lightness. Lotus Ergo. It is what it is. Lotus Explanation. What is the question? Lotus Envision. Lotus Evaluation. Take it for a test drive. (sorry) Lotus Escargo. Slower, but can haul. Built in France. Lotus Edact. Lotus Edith. This IS your mother's car. Lotus Enigma. We have no idea. Lotus EnPassant. Passing you with our moves. Lotus Ensuite. Cupholders? Hell, we included the bathroom. Lotus Erosion. It slowly falls apart. __________________ *** V E R I T A S * A E Q U I T A S *** We have been feeling the buzz since 2002 2006 Noble M400. Getrag tranny, Quaiffe LSD, Hinged clams. Duratec dual turbo V6. Hoosier 315-18 tires. 2350 pounds. 0-60mph in 2.9 seconds.

07-17-2008, 10:10 AM	#27 (permalink)
BRTHTAKR 009 License to Drill Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Asheville, North Carolina Posts: 787	Exclaim will make you Endanger your own risk Envelope small car __________________ Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication. Leonardo Da Vinci 2005 Elise LRG, Trim Shop interior 2007 Toyota Tundra (about 10 cup holders) 2004 BMW X3 (4 small cup holders) 1980 Rover SD1

07-17-2008, 09:25 AM	#22 (permalink)
rachel.mcarter Registered User Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Delaware Ohio Posts: 23	Came up with another one... Lotus Evisceration! Evisceration- to remove the entrails; disembowel:

07-17-2008, 09:40 AM	#23 (permalink)
milehitom Registered User Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 2,602	The Lotus Ether-"It'll knock you out" or "I'll believe it when I see it." Tom

07-17-2008, 11:57 AM	#29 (permalink)
kestrel74 G-200 Driver Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: North of Detroit; Watkins Glen, NY Posts: 7,190	The Lotus EXO ...........the frame is on the OUTSIDE. __________________ 74 Europa Zetec TC Special 3614R Elise #2292 / Chrome Orange !! / Starshield / Sachs suspension / RTDbrace / Uprights machined / Down Low rails / ... "My daily driver does .85 Mach" " I started flying when Sex was safe and Hang Gliding was dangerous " BUY My Europa ! http://www.lotustalk.com/forums/f94/...pa-sale-43829/

07-17-2008, 12:03 PM	#30 (permalink)
NJdrool Finally Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: NJ Posts: 367	The Lotus Entertainment Now comes with Headrest TV's standard. __________________ Bob in NJ 06 Sport Elise # 23 Stage II/Micromirror/Green wire mod/S111 tow hook/BWR front plate holder/Green filter/desnorkled/HID's-Hi & Low/Stealth Bulbs.

07-17-2008, 12:03 PM	#31 (permalink)
Cali Baron Lotus Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 669	The Lotus Elephant... This one's got a big trunk! __________________ 2006 Sport Elise #38 "Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?" - George Carlin

07-17-2008, 12:32 PM	#32 (permalink)
Monsi There's your car dude! Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Kauai Posts: 1,304 Images: 21	The lotus Enron... the car you pay for but never actually get and then it makes your retirement funds disappear __________________ Dude, there's my car!

07-17-2008, 02:45 PM	#33 (permalink)
fastscutr Chicken Engineer Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: westminster, ca Posts: 81	Lotus Enema - "You may feel a little discomfort" __________________ 05 Elise laser blue LSS 67 Datsun WPL411 07 Yaris Liftback 5 speed 80 Vespa P200, Malossi kit, 8% od, JL pipe, Vortex carb

07-17-2008, 03:01 PM	#34 (permalink)
ZAMMY1 ZAMMY Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: washington, pa, (near PGH.) Posts: 1,197	EROGENOUS you figure it out! sam __________________ Sam Mayberry, W3CYO/R, resident curmudgeon. aspen white '06 elise. youtube: sam's jet turbine scooter

07-17-2008, 03:04 PM	#35 (permalink)
sumolance Registered User Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 23	Extrusion.

07-17-2008, 03:47 PM	#36 (permalink)
Monsi There's your car dude! Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Kauai Posts: 1,304 Images: 21	lotus expulsion... will get you kicked out of school __________________ Dude, there's my car!

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07-17-2008, 03:48 PM	#37 (permalink)
xxxotic Dude, There's My Car Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Palm Beach Gardens, Florida Posts: 1,914	Lotus effervesce I like definition #2 Main Entry: ef·fer·vesce Pronunciation: \ˌe-fər-ˈves\ Function: intransitive verb Inflected Form(s): ef·fer·vesced; ef·fer·vesc·ing Etymology: Latin effervescere, from ex- + fervescere to begin to boil, inchoative of fervēre to boil — more at brew Date: 1784 1 : to bubble, hiss, and foam as gas escapes *2 : to show liveliness or exhilaration* — ef·fer·ves·cence \-ˈve-sən(t)s\ noun — ef·fer·ves·cent \-sənt\ adjective — ef·fer·ves·cent·ly adverb The Lotus Effervesce- The exhilarating way to get rid of gas Last edited by xxxotic : 08-02-2008 at 05:41 PM. Reason: marketing slogan added

07-17-2008, 04:42 PM	#38 (permalink)
dez Threat Level Orange Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 229	Lotus Edible Bite Me Lotus Elegy These aren't expected to sell Lotus Ethnic It's British Lotus Embryo The gestation has been the best part __________________ '05 Lotus Elise CO,LSS,HT,QS '02 Maserati Spyder '90 Mazda Miata "If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough" - Mario Andretti Last edited by dez : 07-17-2008 at 05:13 PM.

07-18-2008, 02:23 PM	#40 (permalink)
Goose Bucket of Cold Water Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: The cornfields of Ohio Posts: 1,004	Eclat. Oh, wait... that's been taken already. __________________ Kevin Magnetic Blue/Hardtop/Starshield - sold 5/17/05