You Think "Eagle" is Bad? Worst E-name Lotus T-shirt Contest - Page 3 - LotusTalk

Hello Kitty · 07-18-2008, 02:33 PM

iLotus

SKYVUE · 07-18-2008, 02:50 PM

'ello kitty Lotus...

Well, everything else is taken.

--Hal

chuck_risen · 07-18-2008, 03:28 PM

Lotus Empty

Without one you will feel empty inside.

Beanie · 07-18-2008, 07:13 PM

The Lotus El Cheapo - You thought the Elise was light, this Mexican-made Lotus is made of papier-mâché. It crushes like a Piñata on impact, but a bunch of candy shoots out onto the road.

The Lotus Eaglet - very short wheelbase and overhangs, kind of like Lotus Eagle meets Smart For2

The Lotus Extinction - the last Lotus

chuck_risen · 07-18-2008, 07:34 PM

The Lotus Emily
We at Lotus just felt like giving another car a girlie name.

The Lotus Estrogen
When another Lotus with a girlie name just isn't enough.

The Lotus Extension
When you need something extended.

The Lotus Emphysema
Drive it until you can no longer breathe.

The Lotus Enfeeble
Getting in and out of it will make you feeble!

The Lotus Entrapment
You can get in but you might not get out.

madden · 07-19-2008, 08:36 AM

Lotus Entozoa
Internal animal parasites, esp: the intestinal worms
"That queezy feeling that you get after hitting every apex on a road coarse, that's not motion sickness, its probably intestinal worms."

Lotus Erepsin
Intestinal Juice known to be a mixture of exopeptidases.
"Erepsin may help you digest a you dinner, but nothing helps you break down a grueling day at the office like a ride home in your lotus."

rush · 07-19-2008, 08:47 AM

Background: At college I had a friend who would end conversations by saying "E. A. D.". This acronym translates to "Eat A D*ck".

so my submission:

The Lotus EAD
"If you don't like the name you can EAD"

jplotus · 07-19-2008, 04:28 PM

My submssion is " Lotus Eros" Eros stands for lust and intercourse which by the way if you drive this car will improve your odds.LOl

Bavarian Motorist · 07-19-2008, 05:43 PM

I'm surprised no one has said "Lotus Erection" yet with a suitable caption

xxxotic · 07-19-2008, 06:17 PM

Lotus Erkel

Only nerds drive it.

climb4fun · 07-19-2008, 06:20 PM

the LOTUS E.T.

Toad · 07-19-2008, 06:24 PM

El Guapo

Eclise · 07-19-2008, 07:00 PM

I'm ready to start production...

yellowlotus · 07-19-2008, 07:02 PM

ebonic(as in relating to blacks)

Monsi · 07-19-2008, 07:20 PM

The lotus Edamame... made entirely of renewable soybean products

Dennis · 07-19-2008, 07:55 PM

Lotus Evora ???

Randy Chase · 07-19-2008, 08:03 PM

Lotus Ewok. Short and cute.

Lotus Exorcism. Good luck getting out.

Lotus Emcee. Perfect for your next function.

Lotus Embargo. You may never get it.

Lotus Excelsior

Lotus e-whatisthatfunnystickeronthecarfromthequeen?

Lotus Easy. Simple.

Lotus Early. Arrive on time!

Lotus Elapse.

Lotus Exlax. Faster runs.

Lotus Edge. Live on it.

Lotus Eelpie.

Lotus Elevation.

Lotus Ethiopia.

Lotus E-Lotus

Lotus Elocution

Lotus Electrocute. Shocking!

Dennis · 07-19-2008, 08:35 PM

Lotus Ebola - dangerously contagious

Terry · 07-19-2008, 08:43 PM

Lots names are often sort of French, like Eclat, Elan, Exige and Esprit. So, I suggest:
Lotus Entr'acte - right between the Elise and the Esprit.
Lotus Enchante - A charming car.
Lotus Engagee - for the committed
Lotus Epee - a rapier of a car (this could actually be a Lotus name!)
Lotus Epoque - a car for its time
Lotus Escargot - for the home market small motor version
Lotus Esperance - the car we hope will turn us around
Lotus Etats-Unis - the US version
Lotus Exuberance - irrational but fun

Actually, I bet that Lotus uses one of these names or something that sounds a lot like one of them so I should get the tee shirt.

Bavarian Motorist · 07-19-2008, 09:02 PM

I don't see why they wouldn't just call it the Eagle now that it's recognized as the Eagle. It suits the American market as well.

07-18-2008, 02:50 PM	#42 (permalink)
SKYVUE SKYVUE Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Thousand Oaks, CA Posts: 1,729 Images: 1	'ello kitty Lotus... Well, everything else is taken. --Hal __________________ --SKYVUE, '05 Elise SY (I love that car too!) Resident Astronomer

07-18-2008, 07:13 PM	#44 (permalink)
Beanie untitled Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Jacksonville, FL Posts: 2,784	The Lotus El Cheapo - You thought the Elise was light, this Mexican-made Lotus is made of papier-mâché. It crushes like a Piñata on impact, but a bunch of candy shoots out onto the road. The Lotus Eaglet - very short wheelbase and overhangs, kind of like Lotus Eagle meets Smart For2 The Lotus Extinction - the last Lotus __________________ It is all about "Other".

07-19-2008, 08:36 AM	#46 (permalink)
madden Registered User Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Northern, VA Posts: 144	Lotus Entozoa Internal animal parasites, esp: the intestinal worms "That queezy feeling that you get after hitting every apex on a road coarse, that's not motion sickness, its probably intestinal worms." Lotus Erepsin Intestinal Juice known to be a mixture of exopeptidases. "Erepsin may help you digest a you dinner, but nothing helps you break down a grueling day at the office like a ride home in your lotus." Last edited by madden : 07-19-2008 at 08:44 AM.

07-19-2008, 04:28 PM	#48 (permalink)
jplotus Registered User Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 719 Images: 1	My submssion is " Lotus Eros" Eros stands for lust and intercourse which by the way if you drive this car will improve your odds.LOl __________________ '07 255 lotus cup car red '06 Land rover SE www.lotuschallengeseries.com

07-19-2008, 05:43 PM	#49 (permalink)
Bavarian Motorist Live to Drive Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Rye, NY Posts: 8,239	I'm surprised no one has said "Lotus Erection" yet with a suitable caption __________________ Driving a Lotus Exige with sticky... performance tires on icy roads or in standing water is about as much fun as walking a high wire treated with WD-40 - Car & Driver BWR supercharged... I suppose I "got the power" now??

07-18-2008, 02:33 PM	#41 (permalink)
Hello Kitty Registered User Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 326	iLotus

07-18-2008, 03:28 PM	#43 (permalink)
chuck_risen CLR Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: I live in Glen Ellyn IL, a suburb of Chicago. Posts: 823	Lotus Empty Without one you will feel empty inside.

07-18-2008, 07:34 PM	#45 (permalink)
chuck_risen CLR Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: I live in Glen Ellyn IL, a suburb of Chicago. Posts: 823	The Lotus Emily We at Lotus just felt like giving another car a girlie name. The Lotus Estrogen When another Lotus with a girlie name just isn't enough. The Lotus Extension When you need something extended. The Lotus Emphysema Drive it until you can no longer breathe. The Lotus Enfeeble Getting in and out of it will make you feeble! The Lotus Entrapment You can get in but you might not get out.

07-19-2008, 08:47 AM	#47 (permalink)
rush Elise: The "Moron Magnet" Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Cincinnati Posts: 204	Background: At college I had a friend who would end conversations by saying "E. A. D.". This acronym translates to "Eat A D*ck". so my submission: The Lotus EAD "If you don't like the name you can EAD"

07-19-2008, 06:17 PM	#50 (permalink)
xxxotic Dude, There's My Car Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Palm Beach Gardens, Florida Posts: 1,914	Lotus Erkel Only nerds drive it. Attached Images

07-19-2008, 06:20 PM	#51 (permalink)
climb4fun WTF Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: N.VA Posts: 664	the LOTUS E.T.

07-19-2008, 06:24 PM	#52 (permalink)
Toad A lot of stickers! Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: 30 miles due east, take a right Posts: 1,595 Images: 9	El Guapo __________________ Jeff Formerly known as brgm100 1991 Lotus M100 Elan 2005 Lotus Elise 2008 Saturn Astra XR 3 door 5 Speed

07-19-2008, 07:00 PM	#53 (permalink)
Eclise Registered User Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,200	I'm ready to start production...

07-19-2008, 07:02 PM	#54 (permalink)
yellowlotus Registered User Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: taxachusetts,usa Posts: 201	ebonic(as in relating to blacks) __________________ HRM edition,Sport pack,Touring pack,starshield,custom painted engine covers,S111 boomerang rear hook,k&n air filter,Stage II exhaust,Lotus driving lights,Infinity speakers,V1 radar with remote audio/display,Kenwood sub,alotaluv

07-19-2008, 07:20 PM	#55 (permalink)
Monsi There's your car dude! Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Kauai Posts: 1,304 Images: 21	The lotus Edamame... made entirely of renewable soybean products __________________ Dude, there's my car!

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07-19-2008, 07:55 PM	#56 (permalink)
Dennis Registered User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 60	Lotus Evora ???

07-19-2008, 08:03 PM	#57 (permalink)
Randy Chase Forum Founder Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: San Diego and where ever the roads lead Posts: 23,314 Images: 761	Lotus Ewok. Short and cute. Lotus Exorcism. Good luck getting out. Lotus Emcee. Perfect for your next function. Lotus Embargo. You may never get it. Lotus Excelsior Lotus e-whatisthatfunnystickeronthecarfromthequeen? Lotus Easy. Simple. Lotus Early. Arrive on time! Lotus Elapse. Lotus Exlax. Faster runs. Lotus Edge. Live on it. Lotus Eelpie. Lotus Elevation. Lotus Ethiopia. Lotus E-Lotus Lotus Elocution Lotus Electrocute. Shocking! __________________ *** V E R I T A S * A E Q U I T A S *** We have been feeling the buzz since 2002 2006 Noble M400. Getrag tranny, Quaiffe LSD, Hinged clams. Duratec dual turbo V6. Hoosier 315-18 tires. 2350 pounds. 0-60mph in 2.9 seconds.

07-19-2008, 08:35 PM	#58 (permalink)
Dennis Registered User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 60	Lotus Ebola - dangerously contagious

07-19-2008, 08:43 PM	#59 (permalink)
Terry Registered User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Philadelphia, PA Posts: 354	Lots names are often sort of French, like Eclat, Elan, Exige and Esprit. So, I suggest: Lotus Entr'acte - right between the Elise and the Esprit. Lotus Enchante - A charming car. Lotus Engagee - for the committed Lotus Epee - a rapier of a car (this could actually be a Lotus name!) Lotus Epoque - a car for its time Lotus Escargot - for the home market small motor version Lotus Esperance - the car we hope will turn us around Lotus Etats-Unis - the US version Lotus Exuberance - irrational but fun Actually, I bet that Lotus uses one of these names or something that sounds a lot like one of them so I should get the tee shirt.

07-19-2008, 09:02 PM	#60 (permalink)
Bavarian Motorist Live to Drive Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Rye, NY Posts: 8,239	I don't see why they wouldn't just call it the Eagle now that it's recognized as the Eagle. It suits the American market as well. __________________ Driving a Lotus Exige with sticky... performance tires on icy roads or in standing water is about as much fun as walking a high wire treated with WD-40 - Car & Driver BWR supercharged... I suppose I "got the power" now??