You Think "Eagle" is Bad? Worst E-name Lotus T-shirt Contest - Page 6 - LotusTalk

kdawghomie · 08-01-2008, 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darin P Phillips

Oh - Wow - the contest has just been joined! Folks it looks like we have a tie YES A TIE! Whew, I don't know if I can stand 6 more days of this level of excitement.

The key is deep breaths, Darin. Hang in there buddy!

wantanelise · 08-02-2008, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darin P Phillips

Oh - Wow - the contest has just been joined! Folks it looks like we have a tie YES A TIE! Whew, I don't know if I can stand 6 more days of this level of excitement.

lol

damn K-Dawg! So how does one win now? Another entry?

wantanelise · 08-04-2008, 03:16 PM

whoa, competition is really heating up!

madden · 08-04-2008, 07:17 PM

It was a tough decision but my top three have to be...

1. Madden

2. Madden

3. Madden

Darin P Phillips · 08-05-2008, 12:11 AM

Okay, this is getting to be too much like my day job of herding cats with organic non-egg-based wet noodles.

NEW RULE - You can't vote for your own entry more than twice. For example:

my entry

my entry

someone else's entry

The three brave soles who have supported the democratic process with true selflessness that only comes in great Americans like yourselves, your vote counts...if only to cancel each other out, but hey thats OK, at least you showed up at the polls and exercised your rights as free Americans to have your vote not count. So as not to discourage you in your endeavor to claim a T-shirt for your self, and in the interest of keeping this process fair and above reproach, you can have a do-over.

Please remember that Lotus UK is keeping a close eye on these proceedings and some name-picker's job may hang in the balance. This might be the lucky winner's big break of scoring that coveted e-name-picker job in Hethel with full English health care benefits, including dental. So...Let The Voting Begin!....again.

wantanelise · 08-05-2008, 03:16 PM

Me

Me

Kdawg

mikester · 08-05-2008, 03:21 PM

If it's not too late, I've got an entry:

Lotus Eviscera

And the slogan:

Because you're probably not bright enough to know what it means, anyway

Sorry I didn't bother checking if this was already entered, because I'm too lazy, basically.

And yes, I vote for my entry.

Beanie · 08-05-2008, 04:41 PM

Size: XL

Cali · 08-05-2008, 05:06 PM

Cali
Cali
Fastscuter

Beanie · 08-06-2008, 06:24 PM

The Lotus EdMcMahon

Audio system pumps out "Heeeeeeeeere's Johnny!" whenever someone of the approximate weight of Johnny Carson sits in the driver's seat.

Darin P Phillips · 08-07-2008, 11:07 AM

Last day to vote! Your vote for the best entry will be counted if received by 12 pm PST.

Cali · 08-07-2008, 01:44 PM

Who won?!?!?!

Beanie · 08-07-2008, 02:57 PM

The Lotus ErectileDysfunction

Only works in "limp home" mode

madden · 08-07-2008, 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cali

Who won?!?!?!

ends at 12pm

Darin P Phillips · 08-07-2008, 09:23 PM

Last call for votes for the worst e-name and slogan.

Darin P Phillips · 08-08-2008, 12:09 AM

Well the moment has arrived - time to announce the winner!

It has been so difficult deciding. All the posts are so bad (and the voting even worse)! The genius sarcasm of the Lotus Talk community has just been laid bare for all other forums to behold, wonder at, and envy. No Ferrari group would ever have the wavos to start a thread like this or more appropriately, "If Enzo had more offspring besides Dino, what other cartoon character names do you think he would have named his other kids and subsequent cars after?" -- that level of disrespect for the marque you love only comes from those who have nothing to compensate for in the vehicle they drive! Because of this I believe everyone here is true winner in every way. If you entered this contest, or voted for an entry (even your own), or participated in any way, you, my fellow Lotus-head, are the only WINNER we care about. So send me a PM with your mailing address and your shirt size and I will send you a cool Smith Lotus T-shirt. Thank you and good night.

It is now 12:06 California time, and the contest is officially over. Any posts after this one will be considered ineligible.

madden · 08-08-2008, 03:57 AM

Darin your awesome! Just sent you a PM.
That was really generous, I'll be rockin this t shirt everywhere

y2kgixxer · 08-08-2008, 04:03 AM

This thread is

GAY

Darin P Phillips · 08-08-2008, 10:05 AM

Check out the quality of posts this guy is contributing, a true asset to LotusTalk. The word "gay" seems to be one of his favorites. I was not aware that a thread could have a sexual orientation. Calling Dr. Freud ... Dr. Freud...

kestrel74 · 08-08-2008, 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darin P Phillips

Check out the quality of posts this guy is contributing, a true asset to LotusTalk. The word "gay" seems to be one of his favorites. I was not aware that a thread could have a sexual orientation. Calling Dr. Freud ... Dr. Freud...

Yeah we need a minimum AGE ( in maturity years ) to be on LT.

08-05-2008, 03:21 PM	#107 (permalink)
mikester Registered Shmoozer Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: So Cal Posts: 4,000	If it's not too late, I've got an entry: Lotus Eviscera And the slogan: Because you're probably not bright enough to know what it means, anyway Sorry I didn't bother checking if this was already entered, because I'm too lazy, basically. And yes, I vote for my entry. __________________ No no no don't slam the ! door....

08-05-2008, 04:41 PM	#108 (permalink)
Beanie untitled Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Jacksonville, FL Posts: 2,784	Size: XL __________________ It is all about "Other".

08-05-2008, 05:06 PM	#109 (permalink)
Cali Baron Lotus Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 669	Cali Cali Fastscuter __________________ 2006 Sport Elise #38 "Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?" - George Carlin

08-06-2008, 06:24 PM	#110 (permalink)
Beanie untitled Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Jacksonville, FL Posts: 2,784	The Lotus EdMcMahon Audio system pumps out "Heeeeeeeeere's Johnny!" whenever someone of the approximate weight of Johnny Carson sits in the driver's seat. __________________ It is all about "Other".

08-07-2008, 01:44 PM	#112 (permalink)
Cali Baron Lotus Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 669	Who won?!?!?! __________________ 2006 Sport Elise #38 "Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?" - George Carlin

08-04-2008, 03:16 PM	#103 (permalink)
wantanelise Registered User Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: upstate NY Posts: 1,059	whoa, competition is really heating up!

08-04-2008, 07:17 PM	#104 (permalink)
madden Registered User Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Northern, VA Posts: 144	It was a tough decision but my top three have to be... 1. Madden 2. Madden 3. Madden

08-05-2008, 12:11 AM	#105 (permalink)
Darin P Phillips lotuscarscaliforniausacom Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: California USA Posts: 123	Okay, this is getting to be too much like my day job of herding cats with organic non-egg-based wet noodles. NEW RULE - You can't vote for your own entry more than twice. For example: my entry my entry someone else's entry The three brave soles who have supported the democratic process with true selflessness that only comes in great Americans like yourselves, your vote counts...if only to cancel each other out, but hey thats OK, at least you showed up at the polls and exercised your rights as free Americans to have your vote not count. So as not to discourage you in your endeavor to claim a T-shirt for your self, and in the interest of keeping this process fair and above reproach, you can have a do-over. Please remember that Lotus UK is keeping a close eye on these proceedings and some name-picker's job may hang in the balance. This might be the lucky winner's big break of scoring that coveted e-name-picker job in Hethel with full English health care benefits, including dental. So...Let The Voting Begin!....again.

08-05-2008, 03:16 PM	#106 (permalink)
wantanelise Registered User Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: upstate NY Posts: 1,059	Me Me Kdawg

08-07-2008, 11:07 AM	#111 (permalink)
Darin P Phillips lotuscarscaliforniausacom Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: California USA Posts: 123	Last day to vote! Your vote for the best entry will be counted if received by 12 pm PST.

08-07-2008, 02:57 PM	#113 (permalink)
Beanie untitled Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Jacksonville, FL Posts: 2,784	The Lotus ErectileDysfunction Only works in "limp home" mode __________________ It is all about "Other".

08-07-2008, 09:23 PM	#115 (permalink)
Darin P Phillips lotuscarscaliforniausacom Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: California USA Posts: 123	Last call for votes for the worst e-name and slogan.

08-08-2008, 12:09 AM	#116 (permalink)
Darin P Phillips lotuscarscaliforniausacom Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: California USA Posts: 123	Well the moment has arrived - time to announce the winner! It has been so difficult deciding. All the posts are so bad (and the voting even worse)! The genius sarcasm of the Lotus Talk community has just been laid bare for all other forums to behold, wonder at, and envy. No Ferrari group would ever have the wavos to start a thread like this or more appropriately, "If Enzo had more offspring besides Dino, what other cartoon character names do you think he would have named his other kids and subsequent cars after?" -- that level of disrespect for the marque you love only comes from those who have nothing to compensate for in the vehicle they drive! Because of this I believe everyone here is true winner in every way. If you entered this contest, or voted for an entry (even your own), or participated in any way, you, my fellow Lotus-head, are the only WINNER we care about. So send me a PM with your mailing address and your shirt size and I will send you a cool Smith Lotus T-shirt. Thank you and good night. It is now 12:06 California time, and the contest is officially over. Any posts after this one will be considered ineligible.

08-08-2008, 03:57 AM	#117 (permalink)
madden Registered User Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Northern, VA Posts: 144	Darin your awesome! Just sent you a PM. That was really generous, I'll be rockin this t shirt everywhere

08-08-2008, 04:03 AM	#118 (permalink)
y2kgixxer BANNED Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 12	This thread is GAY

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08-08-2008, 10:05 AM	#119 (permalink)
Darin P Phillips lotuscarscaliforniausacom Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: California USA Posts: 123	Check out the quality of posts this guy is contributing, a true asset to LotusTalk. The word "gay" seems to be one of his favorites. I was not aware that a thread could have a sexual orientation. Calling Dr. Freud ... Dr. Freud...