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Mr. Know · 06-29-2009, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by LotusStig22

Welcome to the 21st century mate. We have electricity in most houses now!

Let's keep it on topic at least for the most part.

LotusStig22 · 06-29-2009, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Know

Let's keep it on topic at least for the most part.

You started it with the porn torrent discussion a couple weeks back.

But as you wish, Master. Now what do I do about the Rebel alliance?

RoadDad · 06-29-2009, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by comptalk

Don't consider it a major issue. Now, if I could not operate the car, that would be a different issue. Plus, it was a death trap getting out of that dealership.

You'll be fine. Baysailor is, what 6' 9" or so and 280 lbs?? He can get in and out. Just practice and you'll be fine. There are easier ways to get out and harder ways to get out. You will find what works for you.

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Originally Posted by LotusStig22

Actually my housekeeper'd have found it, or my mom, so I wouldn't be able to hide it under my mattress.

And I'm trying to restrain myself from saying "You mean the photo of your wife topless?" but idk...

Photo of my wife topless

. You couldn't survive seeing a photo of my wife topless

. Your eyes would pop out, your little beating heart would pound out of your chest and then just stop.

. You barely made it through the clothed avatars

.

EDIT: HA! I see I caught your full quote before you edited the part about my bride out

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RoadDad · 06-29-2009, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by LotusStig22

Yeah but that's what my dad said before my court hearing...

on the porn charges?

To the OP: Enjoy your car when you get it. Read the "Uberpost" here on the forum for some much needed info.

LotusStig22 · 06-29-2009, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by RoadDad

You'll be fine. Baysailor is, what 6' 9" or so and 280 lbs?? He can get in and out. Just practice and you'll be fine. There are easier ways to get out and harder ways to get out. You will find what works for you.

Photo of my wife topless

. You couldn't survive seeing a photo of my wife topless

. Your eyes would pop out, your little beating heart would pound out of your chest and then just stop.

. You barely made it through the clothed avatars

.

I remember one of those photos was Jeremy Clarkson. Is your wife Jeremy Clarkson? Because then I'm jealous. Actually, your current avatar's a chimp.

Actually, my heart isn't that "little" idk what you think 15 year olds are like now, but we're pretty big. This ain't 1955 anymore.

LotusStig22 · 06-29-2009, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by RoadDad

on the porn charges?

To the OP: Enjoy your car when you get it. Read the "Uberpost" here on the forum for some much needed info.

+1 on the OP comment.
And no, actually I'm secretly Burnie Madoff.

So I think you know what charges.

RoadDad · 06-29-2009, 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by LotusStig22

I remember one of those photos was Jeremy Clarkson. Is your wife Jeremy Clarkson? Because then I'm jealous. Actually, your current avatar's a baboon.

Actually, my heart isn't that "little" idk what you think 15 year olds are like now, but we're pretty big. This ain't 1955 anymore.

Can you be accurate in at least one of your posts in this thread? It's a chimp, not a baboon.

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You know we love having you here, little man. Just stay away from my daughters

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RoadDad · 06-29-2009, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by comptalk

Sure do.

Oh, snap. You got one with the touring wheels.

LotusStig22 · 06-29-2009, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by RoadDad

Can you be accurate in at least one of your posts in this thread? It's a chimp, not a baboon.

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You know we love having you here, little man. Just stay away from my daughters

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Oh I'm sorry. lol, chimp, gotcha. You would know I guess....

And don't worry, anyone with that much love of Hannah Montana I can really stay away from.

Whaddya mean little? Say that to my two TKD Black Belts.

comptalk · 06-29-2009, 10:24 PM

It has the sports pack and touring pack.

LotusStig22 · 06-29-2009, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by RoadDad

Oh, snap. You got one with the touring wheels.

Dammit RoadDad, you sent out the Tim alert...

Aedo · 06-29-2009, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by comptalk

Yea, I bought an 07 Elise. Hope I am not going to regret it. Maybe I just need practice. I can get in an out of vetts and Porsche's with no problem. Though, the Lotus I think is a wee bit lower.

Congrats on the Elise

And getting in and out does get easier with practice!!

RoadDad · 06-29-2009, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by comptalk

It has the sports pack and touring pack.

It has the wheels from a base suspension car, not a sports pack suspension car. Perhaps they were switched by a PO.

LotusStig22 · 06-29-2009, 10:32 PM

Aedo just broke my "Off-Topic Post" streak.

But yeah, Congrats mate. It's a beauty, enjoy.

RoadDad · 06-29-2009, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by LotusStig22

And don't worry, anyone with that much love of Hannah Montana I can really stay away from.

That didn't really work out so well. She still hasn't signed on since I posted all of that stuff. I've been waiting but I think it was all in vain.

LotusStig22 · 06-29-2009, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by RoadDad

That didn't really work out so well. She still hasn't signed on since I posted all of that stuff. I've been waiting but I think it was all in vain.

Maybe pranks aren't your bag of chips mate.

You're her dad, just be like "Hey, (insert name here), go sign on to LT or no dinner!"

Clearly parenting isn't my thing. I've got a decade or so anyway.

LotusStig22 · 06-29-2009, 10:51 PM

Hey Comptalk, any other questions that need searching up? I'm bored

mrcarcrazy · 06-30-2009, 06:33 AM

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Originally Posted by comptalk

The bar where the door closes. The dealer told me its higher on the Exige than on the Elise. The hard top was on, so I am not sure if that was an issue too.

Only one outside on NYC. And its a bitch to get too.

They are identical. the dealer is on drugs, or just a moron.

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Originally Posted by RoadDad

To the OP: Enjoy your car when you get it. Read the "Uberpost" here on the forum for some much needed info.

+1
Read it like 5 times. seriously. everytime you read it you'll notice something new. Its a fantastic thread.

oh, and purty car! congrats.

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Originally Posted by LotusStig22

Clearly parenting isn't my thing. I've got a decade or so anyway.

hopefully more like 2.

xtn · 06-30-2009, 06:54 AM

I would make the dealer prove it's a Sport Pack car and supply the correct wheels, or refund you a bit of your purchase price for lying to you about it.

xtn

LotusStig22 · 06-30-2009, 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by mrcarcrazy

hopefully more like 2.

Is that an insult or advice?

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LotusStig22 LT Rebel in Hiding. Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Wouldn't you like to know? Posts: 848	Aedo just broke my "Off-Topic Post" streak. But yeah, Congrats mate. It's a beauty, enjoy. __________________ "My plan is to dress as a leprechaun and stand at the side of the road with an engine crane and a crowbar. The cops will waste valuable time breathalyzing the driver after he tells them a leprechaun stole his engine and I'll be able to make an escape" ~Cthulhu ChuforiaGraffix.com SDD Lives On! SweetDaddyDelicious(at)hotmail(dot)com

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LotusStig22 LT Rebel in Hiding. Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Wouldn't you like to know? Posts: 848	Hey Comptalk, any other questions that need searching up? I'm bored __________________ "My plan is to dress as a leprechaun and stand at the side of the road with an engine crane and a crowbar. The cops will waste valuable time breathalyzing the driver after he tells them a leprechaun stole his engine and I'll be able to make an escape" ~Cthulhu ChuforiaGraffix.com SDD Lives On! SweetDaddyDelicious(at)hotmail(dot)com

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xtn McLareghini Bugatterrari Join Date: May 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 6,841	I would make the dealer prove it's a Sport Pack car and supply the correct wheels, or refund you a bit of your purchase price for lying to you about it. xtn __________________ 2006 McLareghini Bugatterrari, Storm Titanium... <mods> installed: air horn, Scroth 4-point ASM harnesses, Sector111 halon extinguisher and mounting bracket, Von Hep exhaust and rear panel delete, Pagid brake pads, red Volks CE28n wheels, Toyo RA-1 tires, Nitron SA coilovers, Sector111 (WorksBell) quick-disconnect steering wheel kit. awaiting installation: Scroth "pull-up" lap belts, Sector111 RTD Brace, Tony's heater bypass mod, and dropped steering rack mounting plates. </mods>

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