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exarkun1178 · 05-22-2008, 03:20 PM

newb saying hi - Viper Alley - Dodge Viper Forum

damn, came across this as i Google'd for viper forums...

Mr.C · 05-22-2008, 03:29 PM

wow, that's quite a tough crowd

perryeyges · 05-22-2008, 03:30 PM

Nice!
Sounds like the low life Viper forum.. Ouch!
I used to love spanking those boys into submission at the track with my old RS4 Wagon clone!(unless there was that one in a hundred that actually knew how to keep their Viper ON the track and OUT of the mud)Ouch #2
V-10 Dodge Pickup Truck(remove truck body, install kit car overblown Cobra Look body) Voila! VIPER!

sleeprfocus · 05-22-2008, 03:35 PM

And then the GM gang all decided to join the party, lol! This thread is making for a very entertaining read on a slow work day.

SweetDaddyD · 05-22-2008, 03:44 PM

Holy crap. I made it to the bottom of page 1 then realized there are 70 pages! Looks like an overwhelming group of complete and total douchenozzles. That is some irony in viper owners calling a trans am owner a guido. lol Don't you think unbuttoned shirt, gold chains and chest hair with the Viper? Props for the use of "twatwaffle" on the first page though.

Almost makes me want to join just to get their panties in a ruffle.

LARRY · 05-22-2008, 03:47 PM

Viper egos.

Hey!

It's still a DODGE.

perryeyges · 05-22-2008, 04:14 PM

Twatwaffle... MMMMM

I want ....with butter...

I always thought it was spelled Twot?? Go figure...

MotorCade · 05-22-2008, 04:21 PM

This is where I usually see Vipers. I don't think 'gold chains' as much as I think 'too much car for their ego to handle.'

Dust · 05-22-2008, 04:22 PM

Here in Jacksonville, nc we have one guy that spent all his disability money from the navy to buy an Orange Viper. He sits at the BP gas station and revs his engine and dusts it off all night. He just thinks he is god..If it was worth the ticket I might possibly get i would love to smoke him in my lil 89 supra lol or my exige when i get it.. The little plastic car that was built by norfolk turnip farmers kicking Detriot Muscle...

MotorCade · 05-22-2008, 04:22 PM

PS... my wife stood still long enough to catch that pic. pretty cool, huh?

SweetDaddyD · 05-22-2008, 04:25 PM

I remember back in the day I used to go to wrecked exotics all the time. The most spectacular displays of carnage caught on film were usually in the Viper section. I just attributed it to the fact that it was an attainable car to the average obese alcoholic U.A.W. employee who drove a forklift and worked a decent amount of overtime and wanted to see if he could hit 200 MPH on his way home from the bar in the morning after work.

(sorry- my vivid stereotype was formed by that guy where I worked that had one- obese forklift operator for the UAW [united auto workers union])

ivan1 · 05-22-2008, 04:29 PM

loved this quote:

NOT BEING ABLE TO DRIVE FOR **** = is the true viper way

Cardinal · 05-22-2008, 04:31 PM

I went over there and registered just to leave those jagoffs a nasty message.

Bavarian Motorist · 05-22-2008, 04:31 PM

Yeah, when I first joined that site, they were complete douche bags. Looks like they still are.

Bet they're pussies in person.

SweetDaddyD · 05-22-2008, 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cardinal

I went over there and registered just to leave those jagoffs a nasty message.

ezmoney · 05-22-2008, 04:34 PM

Those Viper aholes talk that way to make up for what they lack. They're all too little to work the middle!

Bavarian Motorist · 05-22-2008, 04:43 PM

Weird. I was gonna make a reply and for some reason on that thread only, my posting privileges are revoked. Maybe someone "locked" it from non-mods posting.

Icedog_16 · 05-22-2008, 04:48 PM

Cheese and rice!!! And it doesn't matter in which country they live! I only needed one page. I'll pass. I like it better here!

Dust · 05-22-2008, 04:57 PM

Same here my first post was an epic fail and I didnt get that response...i like it here

Dust · 05-22-2008, 05:10 PM

wow look at the response to Cardinal's post lol!!!!

This is hilarious

05-22-2008, 03:20 PM	#1 (permalink)
exarkun1178 Registered User Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Point Pleasant Beach, NJ Posts: 4,286	wow! and you thought some of our members are tough on new comers newb saying hi - Viper Alley - Dodge Viper Forum damn, came across this as i Google'd for viper forums... __________________ [Ovarian Odorist] 11:12 pm: why did you ever get into your business rob...you have such great potential in the adult porn industry..

05-22-2008, 03:29 PM	#2 (permalink)
Mr.C German Reimport Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Stuttgart, Germany Posts: 622	wow, that's quite a tough crowd __________________ If I die, my biggest fear is that my wife sells all my toys for the price I told her I bought them for...

05-22-2008, 03:35 PM	#4 (permalink)
sleeprfocus Every Car is a Project Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 816	And then the GM gang all decided to join the party, lol! This thread is making for a very entertaining read on a slow work day. __________________ 2005 Lotus Elise (Jet Blue Metallic) - ForcedFed 340 2002 Ford Focus SVT (Pitch Black) - Powered by 4.6L of V8 goodness

05-22-2008, 03:47 PM	#6 (permalink)
LARRY It's a Lotus Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Beverly Hills, Ca. Posts: 17,161	Viper egos. Hey! It's still a DODGE. __________________ 2005 Saffron Yellow Elise. Stage II Exhaust. 2007 ProBax seats. "We know they're magical and worth every minute we spend on them. The whole Lotus owners' world is like a secret handshake among people who understand that." (R&T)

05-22-2008, 04:21 PM	#8 (permalink)
MotorCade Will race for sushi Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Temecula, CA Posts: 2,341	This is where I usually see Vipers. I don't think 'gold chains' as much as I think 'too much car for their ego to handle.' Attached Images __________________ www.lotuschallenge2008.blogspot.com

05-22-2008, 03:30 PM	#3 (permalink)
perryeyges Porsche-Pro Join Date: May 2004 Location: Berzerkley Posts: 3,118	Nice! Sounds like the low life Viper forum.. Ouch! I used to love spanking those boys into submission at the track with my old RS4 Wagon clone!(unless there was that one in a hundred that actually knew how to keep their Viper ON the track and OUT of the mud)Ouch #2 V-10 Dodge Pickup Truck(remove truck body, install kit car overblown Cobra Look body) Voila! VIPER!

05-22-2008, 03:44 PM	#5 (permalink)
SweetDaddyD BANNED Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: ATL, GA Posts: 7,644 Images: 2	Holy crap. I made it to the bottom of page 1 then realized there are 70 pages! Looks like an overwhelming group of complete and total douchenozzles. That is some irony in viper owners calling a trans am owner a guido. lol Don't you think unbuttoned shirt, gold chains and chest hair with the Viper? Props for the use of "twatwaffle" on the first page though. Almost makes me want to join just to get their panties in a ruffle.

05-22-2008, 04:14 PM	#7 (permalink)
perryeyges Porsche-Pro Join Date: May 2004 Location: Berzerkley Posts: 3,118	Twatwaffle... MMMMM I want ....with butter... I always thought it was spelled Twot?? Go figure...

05-22-2008, 04:22 PM	#9 (permalink)
Dust Epinephrine anyone? Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Jacksonvile, North Carolina Posts: 47	Here in Jacksonville, nc we have one guy that spent all his disability money from the navy to buy an Orange Viper. He sits at the BP gas station and revs his engine and dusts it off all night. He just thinks he is god..If it was worth the ticket I might possibly get i would love to smoke him in my lil 89 supra lol or my exige when i get it.. The little plastic car that was built by norfolk turnip farmers kicking Detriot Muscle... __________________ 1989 Toyota Supra 402hp@14psi SP61gt 2007 Suzuki GSX-R 1000 Black and Orange 2006 Saleen S281 Bumper#27 (Wife's car) 2007 GSX-R 1000 (Wife's bike) Soon to be Purple/Black lol 2007 Hyundai Accent (Business car)

05-22-2008, 04:22 PM	#10 (permalink)
MotorCade Will race for sushi Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Temecula, CA Posts: 2,341	PS... my wife stood still long enough to catch that pic. pretty cool, huh? __________________ www.lotuschallenge2008.blogspot.com

05-22-2008, 04:25 PM	#11 (permalink)
SweetDaddyD BANNED Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: ATL, GA Posts: 7,644 Images: 2	I remember back in the day I used to go to wrecked exotics all the time. The most spectacular displays of carnage caught on film were usually in the Viper section. I just attributed it to the fact that it was an attainable car to the average obese alcoholic U.A.W. employee who drove a forklift and worked a decent amount of overtime and wanted to see if he could hit 200 MPH on his way home from the bar in the morning after work. (sorry- my vivid stereotype was formed by that guy where I worked that had one- obese forklift operator for the UAW [united auto workers union])

05-22-2008, 04:29 PM	#12 (permalink)
ivan1 Registered User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Bedford, NY Posts: 6,279	loved this quote: NOT BEING ABLE TO DRIVE FOR **** = is the true viper way

05-22-2008, 04:31 PM	#13 (permalink)
Cardinal Ex and future Lotus owner Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metro North Boston Posts: 4,035 Images: 8	I went over there and registered just to leave those jagoffs a nasty message. __________________ the1sen: why move forward with design when you can recreate a monstrosity from the past?

05-22-2008, 04:31 PM	#14 (permalink)
Bavarian Motorist Live to Drive Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: NYC/Westchester, NY Posts: 10,852	Yeah, when I first joined that site, they were complete douche bags. Looks like they still are. Bet they're pussies in person. __________________ Be an alpha male. Drive a Lotus.

05-22-2008, 04:34 PM	#16 (permalink)
ezmoney Right Wing Conspirator Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: New Jersey Posts: 1,344	Those Viper aholes talk that way to make up for what they lack. They're all too little to work the middle!

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05-22-2008, 04:43 PM	#17 (permalink)
Bavarian Motorist Live to Drive Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: NYC/Westchester, NY Posts: 10,852	Weird. I was gonna make a reply and for some reason on that thread only, my posting privileges are revoked. Maybe someone "locked" it from non-mods posting. __________________ Be an alpha male. Drive a Lotus.

05-22-2008, 04:48 PM	#18 (permalink)
Icedog_16 I drank what?!? Join Date: May 2005 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 4,214	Cheese and rice!!! And it doesn't matter in which country they live! I only needed one page. I'll pass. I like it better here!

05-22-2008, 04:57 PM	#19 (permalink)
Dust Epinephrine anyone? Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Jacksonvile, North Carolina Posts: 47	Same here my first post was an epic fail and I didnt get that response...i like it here __________________ 1989 Toyota Supra 402hp@14psi SP61gt 2007 Suzuki GSX-R 1000 Black and Orange 2006 Saleen S281 Bumper#27 (Wife's car) 2007 GSX-R 1000 (Wife's bike) Soon to be Purple/Black lol 2007 Hyundai Accent (Business car)

05-22-2008, 05:10 PM	#20 (permalink)
Dust Epinephrine anyone? Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Jacksonvile, North Carolina Posts: 47	wow look at the response to Cardinal's post lol!!!! This is hilarious __________________ 1989 Toyota Supra 402hp@14psi SP61gt 2007 Suzuki GSX-R 1000 Black and Orange 2006 Saleen S281 Bumper#27 (Wife's car) 2007 GSX-R 1000 (Wife's bike) Soon to be Purple/Black lol 2007 Hyundai Accent (Business car)