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Join Date: Dec 2009
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Had to double check if this was the "Are you a douchebag" thread!!!
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'06 111R with Endless MX72 brake pads front and rear and Lotus Driving Academy 1:1 tuition from Martin Donnelly. Birkin race car ![]() '75 SP1600 Beetle: 1776 engine with engel 110 cam, 40-35 valves, high ratio rockers, pertronix ignition, duel 40 webers, remote oil cooler, disc brakes! |
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Most of us buy a Lotus for the way it drives - that tactile feedback that no other car can give you. We're not exactly the 'hey, check me out bitches' crowd.
Honestly, a stock Elise or Exige attracts a bit too much attention for most of us. And those of us with the Chrome Orange, Krypton Green or Saffron Yellow paint schemes chose them as a means of self defense, hoping the typical inattentive zombie driving the Suburban might notice us in time to take evasive action. Chrome just says 'douchebag who earned his money in a less than traditional fashion'.
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Join Date: Apr 2011
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He's all bout those bitches and hoes - scary to think but we may see chrome elises/exiges with spinning rims and furry seats soon.
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![]() ![]() I just had to attach this - it seemed so appropriate
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Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Glendale, CA.
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lol, just do it and please submit the pics post conversion.
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Seattle
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An Evora S driving through a picturesque city and at the bottom is says "Smoke good, eat good. Drink good, f*ck good... Drive a Lotus!" followed by, "Please drink responsibly." And "Tobacco products may be harmful to your health." And, "Drink milk and always eat your vegetables." And, "Always practice safe sex. Wear a Trojan." And last but not least, "Do not attempt this at home. Trained driver on a closed course." I could instantly see the statistic where is says BMW drivers have more sex than any other drivers changing in favor of Lotus drivers.
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