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03-24-2008, 10:20 PM
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yes its an EXOTIC
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What is the funniest/most stupid comment you ever got? [Part 2]
party time!!!! excellent!!!
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03-24-2008, 10:58 PM
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Has a skinny fetish
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: NorCal
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After the gym today, walking to the Lotus parked in the middle of the gigantic mall parking lot, the furthest point possible from all other cars:
Ghetto Black Girl #1: Excuse me! Me: (stick my head in the car, attempting to ignore her) Ghetto Black Girl #1: Excuse me! Me: Yes? Ghetto Black Girl #1: What kind of car is that? Me: A Lotus. Ghetto Black Girl #1: A what? Me: A Lotus Ghetto Black Girl #2: Does it go fast? Me: If you drive it that way. Ghetto Black Girl #1: How much does it cost? Me: However much you think it costs. Ghetto Black Girl #2: $5,000! Me: Err... no. Ghetto Black Girl #1: $20,000! Me: (WTF??) Multiply that and you got it. Me: (speeding off) I should have said "One Millllllion Dollars! Wahahahahaha!" with pinky in mouth.
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2006 Solar Yellow Elise: clam protection, Multivex Mirror + mod, Center Brake Light Pulser, rear window shield, Von Hep Exhaust (twingle), Al trim ring, S111 Carpet Buttons & CF Center Console & Lidbone, toll mount, tray mod, brake light adj, headlight adj, raised letters, stealth bulb, de-snorkel?, painted cover? & caliper? ║ Forza 2 w/ Wheel & ButtKicker, CA Car Cover (less $: Covercraft Evo 4), CDI torque wrench, ProperAutoCare, Zaino Total Protection Kit, gas bib, stub tool, Etymotics....... |
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03-24-2008, 11:13 PM
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No Acceptable Substitutes
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: NYC & SD
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While stopped at a gas station, just finished refueling... car pulls up to the pump behind me; passenger gets out...
Girl: Cool Car! Me: Thanks. Girl: Can I take some pictures of it? Me: Sure. Girl: We were driving by, and I said to my girlfriend: "Stop and get gas, I want to take a look at that car!" (Gas Station Photo Session ensues...)
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2007 AW Lotus Exige S. Opts: Track Pack, Touring Pack, LSD Mods: Multivex mirrors, JLAudio 525/Focal 130 spkrs, JLAudio Stealthbox, Alpine PDX-5 Amp, Switchable DRL, Sector111 F&R Tow Hook, HID Kit, Bootie and Carpet Bling, Lotus Trim Shop leather/alcantara interior, Black Sill Protectors, Braille Battery, LED Parking/Dome/License Lights, Bane's stealth bulbs, alex's 1/4 turn kit, Stan's shifter mod, jim-c's spkr rings, codymac's 1/4 turn kit, Lotus Cup roof w/fettled clam |
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03-24-2008, 11:59 PM
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Testing your next engine!
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Back in the states
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 wtf come on  Back on topic: Fast food worker #1: Is that a spider? ME: Um... no? Fast food worker #2: What kind of car is that? Me: A Lotus. Fast food worker #2: Who makes it? Me: Lotus.... Can I have my change please. I thought it was funny asking for 37 cents LOL
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The Lotus Elise is not a very practical car, but it could probably be considered the most practical motorcycle ever made! Current Stable: CO 05 Elise, RB25 Nissan 240, Spec MX5, 996 911... |
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03-25-2008, 04:19 AM
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English Exile
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Fort Mill, SC
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Before reading this you have to understand that this is NASCAR / Drag racing country down here!
Guy at work: Wow I see you got Nitros!! Me: What? Guy at Work: In your car. Are you going to drag it now. Me: Oh. No. That's a fire extinguisher. Guy at Work: Oh  ......Me: No, but I am going to a track tomorrow. Guy at work: Wow - Lowes Motorspeedway? Me: No, that's an oval. My car is designed to go around lots of bends quickly. Guy at work: Lowes has bends - four of them. Me: Yeah but I'm interested in driving quickly around a course, not driving a car in a straight line or in round in circles. I lived in Germany for four years and had lots of Autobahn practice already, Guy at work: You should drag it. Me: Ahhhhh excuse me I have a conference call in 2 minutes 
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03-25-2008, 04:51 AM
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McLareghini Bugatterrari
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Texas
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South Carolina is "down here?"
I thought that was the "North East." xtn
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2006 McLareghini Bugatterrari, Storm Titanium... <mods> installed: air horn, Scroth 4-point ASM harnesses, Sector111 halon extinguisher and mounting bracket, Von Hep exhaust and rear panel delete, Pagid brake pads, red Volks CE28n wheels, Toyo RA-1 tires, Nitron SA coilovers, Sector111 (WorksBell) quick-disconnect steering wheel kit. awaiting installation: Scroth "pull-up" lap belts, Sector111 RTD Brace, Tony's heater bypass mod, and dropped steering rack mounting plates. </mods> |
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03-25-2008, 05:29 AM
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with future lotus driver
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Code:
if(goingToTheTrack){
event = dragRace | oval;
}
[I'm such a geek  ]
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"Driving involves 3 basic abilities: Accelerating, braking and turning. More power will only help acceleration. Lower weight helps all three." 2006 BRG Lotus Elise, 1986 Porsche 944 (project race car), 2001 Chevy Silverado 6L 2500 HD (tow vehicle), 2007 Honda Odyssey (the wife's) |
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03-25-2008, 08:04 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2006
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actually... that isn't a bad idea. We can code up a little lotus fan or nascar fan quiz. The if statements for which might be even more humorous than the questions we pose to users.
If(!moron) { gotoAndPlay("twisties"); } |
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03-25-2008, 08:24 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Denver, CO
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My standard response to that question (I get it frequently out here) is "Yes, it's a hybrid of kick and ass." Tom |
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03-25-2008, 10:35 AM
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yes its an EXOTIC
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: SoCal/AZ/NV
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03-25-2008, 11:02 AM
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'05 SY #0038
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I think I see a bug  You use '|' which is bitwise OR. That means you are or-ing dragRace and oval together. The result is that event is both a dragRace and an oval. Right, so if #define dragRace 0x01 #define oval 0x02 then event becomes equal to 0x03. Perhaps instead did you intended to use logical or? '||'. Then, as long as you either have an oval, or a dragRace, you will then get event set to true. So instead... Code:
if(goingToTheTrack){
event = dragRace || oval;
}
I'd like to submit my above comments as the 'most stupid' comment. :-)
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03-25-2008, 11:10 AM
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'05 SY #0038
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Braille Battery - Micromirror - Alpine Head Unit & Speakers - HID Headlights - H&T Pad - Snorkel Delete - Non Dust Brake Pads - JL Stealthbox - JL Amps - Sirius Sat - Rudolph Antlers and Nose Kit Astronomy Picture of the Day |
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03-25-2008, 12:43 PM
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SE Georgia
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Southeast GA
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Not really funny or stupid, but odd:
50-ish guy at stop light shouting across his car: "Nice ride. I once had a 1967 Austin-Healey with that exact same engine in it." He kept pointing at the FRONT of my car and repeating "exact same engine, exact same." I wanted to know more about how he had traveled ahead in time and transported our Toyota 4-banger back to the 70s. Didn't want to be an a$$ and ruin the guy's nostalgic moment, so I just said "really?" Guy replied, "Yeah, it was in the shop all time. Good luck with yours." I said thanks and floored it as the light turned green. |
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03-25-2008, 12:50 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Atlanta, GA
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I was just standing outside at Starbuck's swilling my coffee before I got back in the car and this tank of an Infiniti pulled up next to the elise. I heard the mom talking to the kid in the back so I scurried over to see if she if she was going to smack my car. Out comes this 5 year old boy. He does an about face and is nearly fogging up my window looking at the car. She tells him to come along and while he's walking sideways taking in the car he says "Mom, that's the coolest car I have ever seen." It was too cute.
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