What is the funniest/most stupid comment you ever got? [Part 2] - Page 37 - LotusTalk

xtn · 06-23-2008, 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by CosmosMpower

Watch out GTS Rasta will probably chime in and show you a picture of a stripped Hotchkiss Celica track car on slicks and tell you otherwise

I'm not worried. Apparently there is no requirement for such statements to have any real merit.

xtn

PhlypSide · 06-23-2008, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by RoadDad

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Originally Posted by noobified

I was leaving Best Buy with a friend of mine. We were about to get into his Elise when a guy with a Celica GTS walked up and told him that he had the same motor in his car, and that he could make his Celica much faster than the Elise with money to spare. My friend chuckled, said "You do that" and we took off.

Was his name GTsRasta by chance?

Oh d@mn. Next time just say:

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Celica? Sweet, my little sister has one of those she says the FWD handling is the best for understeering comfort! You know, I heard they used to make a men's version of the Celica too, the biggest difference was that it was RWD.

Oh yeah, so does your little sister know you're out bragging about the "potential" of her car? It's the pink one with Hello Kitty stickers and Ronal Teddy Bear wheels on it over there, right?

Noen · 06-23-2008, 11:06 AM

On a trip last week, buddy and I stopped at Wendy's to get some cheap food.

We each ordered chicken nuggets, one BBQ and one Honey Mustard sauce. On the review order screen it says two honey mustards so

Me: Can you make sure one of those is a BBQ Sauce?
Drive-thru Girl: Man I got it, jeeze, I heard you okay!
Me: Okay thanks

So I pull around and up the the window. The girl is super cute, I thought her eyes were going to pop out of her head

DTG: OH MY GOD, I'm SO sorry I didn't know you would be driving THAT. What is that!? Oh man it's so pretty HEY LINDA COME OVER HERE
Linda (huuuge store manager with gold teeth): Dauyum, what is that?
Me: It's a Lotus
Linda: Who makes it?
Me: Lotus (big grin)
Linda: Yeah but I mean is it like a Ford or something?
Me:

The DTG Girl was really funny and even gave us extra sauce. I'd hate to think how she would have reacted if I had driven up in a big truck or some normal car!

Catfood · 06-23-2008, 07:20 PM

Some guy left a piece of kleenex under my windshield wiper. "Sweet car man, mucho respect! -H-Man" Who the hell is H-Man?

mjf · 06-23-2008, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Catfood

Some guy left a piece of kleenex under my windshield wiper. "Sweet car man, mucho respect! -H-Man" Who the hell is H-Man?

Rob T · 06-23-2008, 08:08 PM

FLuXeXigeS · 06-24-2008, 12:03 AM

LOL @ He Man

drive thru lady: cool car, i can tell u dont have any kids

me: lol, no i dont

noobified · 06-24-2008, 12:20 AM

Me: Can I have a raise?
Boss: To pay for your car?

He was referring to my BMW, but I'm sure I would get the same response, if not worse, with a Lotus.

biscoradio · 06-24-2008, 06:54 AM

The day after I set up the deal for my Elise, my boss came to the client I was at and gave me a raise (I didn't ask)... I know when I return with the car next week he's going to say he's paying me too much money.

serpent · 06-24-2008, 10:07 AM

i went to starbucks today around 10am and get me a orange frappuccino. So i'm drinking it sitting in the outside chairs that they have and txt'n a friend when i see the super hot starbucks cashier coming out on her break and walk over to the car. Shes checking the car out and trying to see inside the car (i have 2% tint), so i decide to open the car for her...she was obviously embarrased realized that the car was mine. She then came over and we started talking about the car and blablabla. Turns out she was really into cars and knew her cars well...and she always wanted a ride in a m5/m6 so i gave her a ride and dropped her back off at starbucks. She told me to come in any time for free drinks...to which i responded with

FLuXeXigeS · 06-24-2008, 10:54 AM

^nice...^

jlj3394 · 06-24-2008, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by serpent

i went to starbucks today around 10am and get me a orange frappuccino. So i'm drinking it sitting in the outside chairs that they have and txt'n a friend when i see the super hot starbucks cashier coming out on her break and walk over to the car. Shes checking the car out and trying to see inside the car (i have 2% tint), so i decide to open the car for her...she was obviously embarrased realized that the car was mine. She then came over and we started talking about the car and blablabla. Turns out she was really into cars and knew her cars well...and she always wanted a ride in a m5/m6 so i gave her a ride and dropped her back off at starbucks. She told me to come in any time for free drinks...to which i responded with

You should parlay that into more than free drinks...

CosmosMpower · 06-24-2008, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by jlj3394

You should parlay that into more than free drinks...

Maybe she just likes the car, not him

Monsi · 06-24-2008, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by CosmosMpower

Maybe she just likes the car, not him

well then just have sex in the car?

since it is possible in a BMW unlike a lotus

serpent · 06-24-2008, 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jlj3394

You should parlay that into more than free drinks...

i'm gonna try to get free food too next time

Quote:

Originally Posted by CosmosMpower

Maybe she just likes the car, not him

yea..i think shes just into cars and really likes the car. Eventhough i dont think she dislikes me...

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Originally Posted by Monsi

well then just have sex in the car?

since it is possible in a BMW unlike a lotus

i have a gf....but your right the car has plenty of space

HJZ · 06-25-2008, 10:41 PM

Quick funny story.

Stopped at a light near my house. I'm first in line on a 3 lane road. A cop pulls up next to me.

Him: Hey, you wanna race?
I look over and see him. A little stunned, I respond with... uhhhh.... really?
He laughs, I laugh.
Him: How does that thing drive?
I answer: Best driving experience hands down.
Him: I always loved those cars. Good to know you enjoy it. Well, I'm gonna make a right right here so you don't have to go slow. You take it easy now.
I smile and say my thanks and good night.
He turns, light changes to green... I go WOT through 1st gear and then cruise... Great end to a great night.

Nicest cop I've ever met.

Oh, got the does Ford make Lotus question today. First one in a year.

Amarao · 06-26-2008, 12:00 AM

More awkward than anything.

I just got done seeing Get Smart last night at about 12:30am. I left the theater and went to get gas about a block away and I was being followed by a few cars. One car finally broke off but this black saturn followed me into the gas station. Pulls up right next to me and I see 3 girls inside, all head banging. I don't here any music, can't really make out any faces and about 30 seconds later they pull away.

Maybe they didn't like the Beastie Boys I was listening to.

X7LDA · 06-26-2008, 04:59 AM

"Hey nice Lotus!!!! Even though you have no back seats therefore you can't watch them - your car gets loads of attention anyway and its a light track car - I think you should put TV's in the headrests........... That won't make people point at you and say "look at that tube""

xtn · 06-26-2008, 05:58 AM

Maybe he has an onboard computer so while he's working on the engine he can pull up the pdf service manual files on his screens?

xtn

LordZ · 06-26-2008, 06:38 AM

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Originally Posted by xtn

Maybe he has an onboard computer so while he's working on the engine he can pull up the pdf service manual files on his screens?

xtn

That would actually be functional. Mount them in the glass, put touch screens with covers on them. Service manual on one, web browser on the other with wifi. Won't have to go back in the house to look anything up. Go a step further and put in a webcam so all the armchair engineers around here can walk you through changing your oil or installing your sc kit.

06-24-2008, 12:03 AM	#727 (permalink)
FLuXeXigeS ...disappearing posts... Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: SoCal/AZ/NV Posts: 4,368	LOL @ He Man drive thru lady: cool car, i can tell u dont have any kids me: lol, no i dont __________________ -Coi-'07 AR Exige S+Gotham, Von Hep, corner balanced&tuned SACHS, 6k HID, JVC KD-NX5000, Alpine 4ch. amp, JL stealth box, s111 rear towhook and harness bar, Starshield, TG4 1/4 turn fasteners, SS brake lines, bling bling eng bay, painted calipers, TD 1.2 wheels w/ Toyo R888, Safecraft harnesses, DRL delete, s111 CRD mount. add me: www.myspace.com/kandyredcoi & lotuscar.ning.com/profile/KandyRedCoi

06-24-2008, 10:54 AM	#731 (permalink)
FLuXeXigeS ...disappearing posts... Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: SoCal/AZ/NV Posts: 4,368	^nice...^ __________________ -Coi-'07 AR Exige S+Gotham, Von Hep, corner balanced&tuned SACHS, 6k HID, JVC KD-NX5000, Alpine 4ch. amp, JL stealth box, s111 rear towhook and harness bar, Starshield, TG4 1/4 turn fasteners, SS brake lines, bling bling eng bay, painted calipers, TD 1.2 wheels w/ Toyo R888, Safecraft harnesses, DRL delete, s111 CRD mount. add me: www.myspace.com/kandyredcoi & lotuscar.ning.com/profile/KandyRedCoi

06-25-2008, 10:41 PM	#736 (permalink)
HJZ Registered User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Long Island Posts: 177	Quick funny story. Stopped at a light near my house. I'm first in line on a 3 lane road. A cop pulls up next to me. Him: Hey, you wanna race? I look over and see him. A little stunned, I respond with... uhhhh.... really? He laughs, I laugh. Him: How does that thing drive? I answer: Best driving experience hands down. Him: I always loved those cars. Good to know you enjoy it. Well, I'm gonna make a right right here so you don't have to go slow. You take it easy now. I smile and say my thanks and good night. He turns, light changes to green... I go WOT through 1st gear and then cruise... Great end to a great night. Nicest cop I've ever met. Oh, got the does Ford make Lotus question today. First one in a year. __________________ -John Z. 2005 CO Elise. Sports. Touring. Limited Slip. T/C. Hardtop. Star Shield. Mods: 5000K HIDs, Weapon-R Header (that's right) and Decat Pipe, Von Hep High Exit Exhaust w/ Rear Panel Delete, K&N Filter. Dyno Here

06-26-2008, 05:58 AM	#739 (permalink)
xtn McLareghini Bugatterrari Join Date: May 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 5,858	Maybe he has an onboard computer so while he's working on the engine he can pull up the pdf service manual files on his screens? xtn __________________ 2006 McLareghini Bugatterrari, Storm Titanium... <mods> installed: air horn, Scroth 4-point ASM harnesses, Sector111 halon extinguisher and mounting bracket, Von Hep exhaust and rear panel delete, Pagid brake pads, red Volks CE28n wheels, Toyo RA-1 tires, Nitron SA coilovers, Sector111 (WorksBell) quick-disconnect steering wheel kit. awaiting installation: Scroth "pull-up" lap belts, Sector111 RTD Brace, Tony's heater bypass mod, and dropped steering rack mounting plates. </mods>

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06-23-2008, 11:06 AM	#723 (permalink)
Noen Registered User Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 203	On a trip last week, buddy and I stopped at Wendy's to get some cheap food. We each ordered chicken nuggets, one BBQ and one Honey Mustard sauce. On the review order screen it says two honey mustards so Me: Can you make sure one of those is a BBQ Sauce? Drive-thru Girl: Man I got it, jeeze, I heard you okay! Me: Okay thanks So I pull around and up the the window. The girl is super cute, I thought her eyes were going to pop out of her head DTG: OH MY GOD, I'm SO sorry I didn't know you would be driving THAT. What is that!? Oh man it's so pretty HEY LINDA COME OVER HERE Linda (huuuge store manager with gold teeth): Dauyum, what is that? Me: It's a Lotus Linda: Who makes it? Me: Lotus (big grin) Linda: Yeah but I mean is it like a Ford or something? Me: The DTG Girl was really funny and even gave us extra sauce. I'd hate to think how she would have reacted if I had driven up in a big truck or some normal car!

06-23-2008, 07:20 PM	#724 (permalink)
Catfood Registered User Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 6	Some guy left a piece of kleenex under my windshield wiper. "Sweet car man, mucho respect! -H-Man" Who the hell is H-Man?

06-23-2008, 08:08 PM	#726 (permalink)
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06-24-2008, 12:20 AM	#728 (permalink)
noobified Registered User Join Date: May 2008 Location: Bay Area, CA Posts: 452	Me: Can I have a raise? Boss: To pay for your car? He was referring to my BMW, but I'm sure I would get the same response, if not worse, with a Lotus.

06-24-2008, 06:54 AM	#729 (permalink)
biscoradio GG #668 Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: chicago Posts: 141 Images: 1	The day after I set up the deal for my Elise, my boss came to the client I was at and gave me a raise (I didn't ask)... I know when I return with the car next week he's going to say he's paying me too much money.

06-24-2008, 10:07 AM	#730 (permalink)
serpent Driver!! Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,239	i went to starbucks today around 10am and get me a orange frappuccino. So i'm drinking it sitting in the outside chairs that they have and txt'n a friend when i see the super hot starbucks cashier coming out on her break and walk over to the car. Shes checking the car out and trying to see inside the car (i have 2% tint), so i decide to open the car for her...she was obviously embarrased realized that the car was mine. She then came over and we started talking about the car and blablabla. Turns out she was really into cars and knew her cars well...and she always wanted a ride in a m5/m6 so i gave her a ride and dropped her back off at starbucks. She told me to come in any time for free drinks...to which i responded with

06-26-2008, 12:00 AM	#737 (permalink)
Amarao Hoon Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Colorado Posts: 882	More awkward than anything. I just got done seeing Get Smart last night at about 12:30am. I left the theater and went to get gas about a block away and I was being followed by a few cars. One car finally broke off but this black saturn followed me into the gas station. Pulls up right next to me and I see 3 girls inside, all head banging. I don't here any music, can't really make out any faces and about 30 seconds later they pull away. Maybe they didn't like the Beastie Boys I was listening to.

06-26-2008, 04:59 AM	#738 (permalink)
X7LDA Registered User Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 94	"Hey nice Lotus!!!! Even though you have no back seats therefore you can't watch them - your car gets loads of attention anyway and its a light track car - I think you should put TV's in the headrests........... That won't make people point at you and say "look at that tube""

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