What is the funniest/most stupid comment you ever got? [Part 2]

[serpent]

ok moving on...


at starbucks this morning...two girls probably around 22 seemed really interested in my car and was trying to look inside and stuff so i walk over.

Me: hey, wats up?
blonde chick: OMG..like is this your car?
Me: ehhh...yeaaaa
red head: OMG...i love this car...can we like please see the inside and sit in it.
Me: ehhh...okkkk (unlock doors)
red head: (jumps in the passenger seat...doing the little excited girl scream)
blonde: can we please get a ride?? *puppy dog eyes*
Me: ok...(jump in the car..start the car and we'r off)
blonde: wow...its soo loud and fast...i'm getting horny sitting in it.
Me: oh yea...it does that a lot
red head: can anyone see inside because of the dark windows?
Me: nope
blonde: i'm like soo hot right now
red head: you have a girl friend? wife? kids?
Me: NOOooooooo *i bring them to their car*

red head moves closer gives me a kiss and writes her number on my hand. the blonde also gives me a kiss and tells me they live together.

Me: I will see you guys later.
red head: We hope so.




i'm gonna be calling them TODAY!!!! 3some FTW!!!

[gt3guru]

And you didn't even need TVs in your headrest!

[HJZ]

Pics or it didn't happen. jk.

Good for you. I wish that happened to me more often... wait, no I don't *girlfriend smacks back of my head*

Originally Posted by serpent

ok moving on...


at starbucks this morning...two girls probably around 22 seemed really interested in my car and was trying to look inside and stuff so i walk over.

Me: hey, wats up?
blonde chick: OMG..like is this your car?
Me: ehhh...yeaaaa
red head: OMG...i love this car...can we like please see the inside and sit in it.
Me: ehhh...okkkk (unlock doors)
red head: (jumps in the passenger seat...doing the little excited girl scream)
blonde: can we please get a ride?? *puppy dog eyes*
Me: ok...(jump in the car..start the car and we'r off)
blonde: wow...its soo loud and fast...i'm getting horny sitting in it.
Me: oh yea...it does that a lot
red head: can anyone see inside because of the dark windows?
Me: nope
blonde: i'm like soo hot right now
red head: you have a girl friend? wife? kids?
Me: NOOooooooo *i bring them to their car*

red head moves closer gives me a kiss and writes her number on my hand. the blonde also gives me a kiss and tells me they live together.

Me: I will see you guys later.
red head: We hope so.




i'm gonna be calling them TODAY!!!! 3some FTW!!!

[serpent]

my girlfriend is out of town (left sunday) for business.....so she doesnt have to know

and i will put pics up...if i get a chance to take some hahahaha

[apk919]

Originally Posted by serpent

my girlfriend is out of town (left sunday) for business.....so she doesnt have to know

and i will put pics up...if i get a chance to take some hahahaha

We gave you a chance to come clean... now it's pics or ban!

[skibum]

Am I the only one wondering how he got 2 girls in the car with him driving?

[jonmorrison19]

Originally Posted by skibum

Am I the only one wondering how he got 2 girls in the car with him driving?

+1

[kgalgas]

Originally Posted by skibum

Am I the only one wondering how he got 2 girls in the car with him driving?

They were eleven years old, the combined age was 22. There were sisters still living at home with mom and dad.

[apk919]

Originally Posted by skibum

Am I the only one wondering how he got 2 girls in the car with him driving?

I think the car he's talking about is an M6, not a Lotus...

[Esc]

Originally Posted by skibum

Am I the only one wondering how he got 2 girls in the car with him driving?

He drives an M6.

[delise]

Originally Posted by Esc

He drives an M6.

Does not say where Serpent lives but must be very rural ! Here in LA there are more Bimmers on the road than Hondas, and I am NOT kidding, and I would guess more than half are women drivers ! I don't think any girls would look twice at any Bimmer here unless it were upside down or on fire ! Maybe they just liked you ?

[jlj3394]

Originally Posted by skibum

Am I the only one wondering how he got 2 girls in the car with him driving?

This indicates that he is chasing (or being chased by) chicks fit enough to share the seat, or light enough to sit on each other.

Bravo.

Pics or it didn't happen.

[Phx Cobra]

What would I do with a million dollars man?
2 Chicks at the same time man. If I had a million dollars I think I could hook that up too.

[serpent]

^

i drive an m6 which is how it was possible for both girls to fit in the car

Does not say where Serpent lives but must be very rural ! Here in LA there are more Bimmers on the road than Hondas, and I am NOT kidding, and I would guess more than half are women drivers ! I don't think any girls would look twice at any Bimmer here unless it were upside down or on fire ! Maybe they just liked you ?

I live in Silver Spring, MD. Not rural at all (its no beverly hills...i know cuz i've been) since its only 15 minutes to DC. We get A LOT of 3s, 5s and M3...but its rare to see a M5 or M6 on the road. I guess thats why my car gets some attention

[CosmosMpower]

Originally Posted by delise

Does not say where Serpent lives but must be very rural ! Here in LA there are more Bimmers on the road than Hondas, and I am NOT kidding, and I would guess more than half are women drivers ! I don't think any girls would look twice at any Bimmer here unless it were upside down or on fire ! Maybe they just liked you ?

+1 I bet 95% of girls in America don't know the difference between a M6 and a regular 6 series and they don't care. My g/f is pretty big car nut, she autocrosses and she doesn't really get too excited when she sees them. Now if she were offered to drive one then yeah. I find it weird that an M6 attracts as much attention as a F car or something. In Dallas I see 3-4 M5/M6's a week driving around (not counting E39 M5's either)

[CosmosMpower]

Originally Posted by Pestodude

You're an ass.

Yes I am, but I wasn't lying. Isn't that part of the fun of owning an exotic? Besides they were dead serious about asking me to drive it, ask me a stupid question and get a stupid comment in return.

I'm actually generally cool with little kids checking it out, sitting in the drivers seat, taking pictures with it or giving other people rides generally.

[Pestodude]

Originally Posted by CosmosMpower

Isn't that part of the fun of owning an exotic?

Somewhere on here someone posted something like "rules of owning a Lotus". I did a search but couldn't find it (maybe someone else can and post it).
Anyway, you should check it out. Bottom line is, the message is literally the opposite of your philosophy. We are fortunate and blessed to be able to drive such cool cars and yes, by design, they are going to garner unusual amounts of attention. With that attention we may have to "suffer fools" from time to time. You foster a negative opinion of ALL OF "US" when you act like a spoiled, arrogant, jerk. Not everybody is as clever and witty as you and they want to say something that they think is "cool" so they say "can I drive it" or "want to trade" or "is it fast" or whatever other less than brilliant comment WE'VE ALL HEARD. Doesn't mean they're trying to be pricks. Just smile, or say something like "I'm lucky I get to drive it" or whatever and not leave somebody feeling like **** for having crossed paths with you.
Just my opinion

[glb]

Pestodude = 100% correct.

[FLuXeXigeS]

serpent, one word = "youtube" that menage a trois LOL

pics or vid or ban

[Bavarian Motorist]

Serpent, you're the man!