What is the funniest/most stupid comment you ever got? [Part 2] - Page 51 - LotusTalk

Monsi · 08-05-2008, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Monsi

no one is arguing that point...

just that monsta's corrected statement was different than what you said[/QUOTE

I understand that, but after it starts it does not really matter who started it.

The circumstances of the situation could lead one to consider whether one should become in involved in the issue. A women hailing a taxi, who is drunk, with her husband chasing behind, while she's continuing to leave could likely mean they just had a fight. In this situation I would not want to be a part of. I did not think I had to spell this out, but maybe I do. Again, this is just my opinion, observation, and reading between the lines.

that has nothing to do with the conversation

rraicu · 08-05-2008, 11:41 PM

How about something funny now....

noobified · 08-05-2008, 11:48 PM

I showed a picture of my car to a coworker and she said, "Wow, it doesn't look like a real car. It's like....from Cars!"

glb · 08-06-2008, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by ItsThaMonsta

I stuck around until he caught up. I didnt want him to instantly go Ike Turner on her. That was the start to a really fun night.

That was both nice and smart of you.

Sh4rkattk · 08-07-2008, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by xxguitarist

I thought the size of the passenger seat made that pretty self-evident..

This thread on a whole is great, I'm not an owner (yet... I can dream about it though, right?) but I've struggled to keep from bursting out laughing in my cube at work, in response to some of these!

Get ready to laugh

Who wants stickers!!!

Monsi · 08-07-2008, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Sh4rkattk

Get ready to laugh

Who wants stickers!!!

thats good... but I think "Car will Break" would be better... and true

FLuXeXigeS · 08-08-2008, 01:42 AM

"No Fat Chicks, 'cus they wont FIT!!!"

actually fits better!!!

Monsi · 08-08-2008, 01:49 AM

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Originally Posted by FLuXeXigeS

"No Fat Chicks, 'cus they wont FIT!!!"

actually fits better!!!

yeah but if they tried they would atleast crack the windshield... and if the bent the chassis you would be all kinds of screwed

Noisycow · 08-09-2008, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by ItsThaMonsta

This is definately the funniest things that has happened since I got the Lotus. I was cruising downtown Chicago and I noticed a real nice looking lady signaling for a cab. She then saw the car and looked at me and said "taxi", with a smile. I slowed to a stop and yelled back "taxi". She replied "you serious" and I said yea. She came over to the car and asked a couple questions. She then went to the passenger side. I opened the door for her and she got in. As she was closing the door I hear a voice yell "THATS MY WIFE". I look back and see this man running towards the car. Ok I know I'm wrong but it became an instant classic at that point. I glanced at her and she showed no sign of wanting to get out. At that point it was all Larini exhaust notes. Whats makes it even worse is that we were downtown so I could never make it further than a block before getting stuck in traffic. And he kept chasing behind the car. I couldnt fight the tears of laughter from coming down my face. Man I was so wrong but the pretty lady kept telling me to go. After about 3-4 minutes when I had enough distance on him I pulled over and let her out. She still didnt want to get out but she was kind of drunk so I didnt want it to go much further.

I stuck around until he caught up. I didnt want him to instantly go Ike Turner on her. That was the start to a really fun night.

I would have taken her to a hotel and paid with cash, left at 4am - but hey, that's just me.

cornbeef · 08-12-2008, 07:12 PM

a couple of days ago a few kids were hanging out at the end of the street. one maybe 10 shouts nice lamborghini.......

next evening coming home they were out again with dad and i got hey nice lotus from the same kid

i also finally got the 'so what is it, a porsche?' from a dude in a minivan

yak52pilot · 08-13-2008, 07:15 AM

So i had to do some lil business in Newark, nj. I am parked and waiting in my Exige and here comes this guy and asks:
- This sh1t runs on sunlight?
- ME:

- ...like them other whips with like panels on top and sh1t"?
- ME: nah, this one runs on regular gas station sh1t.
- Dame bro....

Monsi · 08-13-2008, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by yak52pilot

So i had to do some lil business in Newark, nj. I am parked and waiting in my Exige and here comes this guy and asks:
- This sh1t runs on sunlight?
- ME:

- ...like them other whips with like panels on top and sh1t"?
- ME: nah, this one runs on regular gas station sh1t.
- Dame bro....

lol I think thats the first "is it solar?" on this thread

MidasHands · 08-13-2008, 10:45 AM

While being pulled over with 3 other Lotus - two state troopers walk past my car and I hear one say to the other "I like this color the best!"

Krypton is awesome!

...m... · 08-13-2008, 10:53 AM

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lol I think thats the first "is it solar?" on this thread

...hey, it's a reasonable question...

njcu · 08-13-2008, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by MidasHands

While being pulled over with 3 other Lotus - two state troopers walk past my car and I hear one say to the other "I like this color the best!"

Krypton is awesome!

so you were the guys mentioned in the "spotted thread" on the turnpike

Monsi · 08-13-2008, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by ...m...

...hey, it's a reasonable question...

if you were driving that yeah... but its not like on a normal elise you cant see the roof, which is devoid of photovoltaic cells

PhlypSide · 08-13-2008, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Noisycow

I would have taken her to a hotel and paid with cash, left at 4am - but hey, that's just me.

^^^ Gangsta!! LOL!

jbs · 08-13-2008, 02:25 PM

I never thought I would contribute to this thread, but last time at the petrol station I got this:

female tank ward : "You have a very beautiful car! It's a Smart, right?"

*slaps head*

Kareem of WheaTT · 08-13-2008, 02:56 PM

At an autocross on Sunday, after working our corner assignment, one of the guys I was working the corner with asked if he could check out the Elise and sit in it....I said, sure. He sits in it and looks around and says, "Wow!.......your car has the same style air conditioning vents that my Mustang has!!!" He thought that was the neatest sh!t ever......

njcu · 08-13-2008, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Kareem of WheaTT

At an autocross on Sunday, after working our corner assignment, one of the guys I was working the corner with asked if he could check out the Elise and sit in it....I said, sure. He sits in it and looks around and says, "Wow!.......your car has the same style air conditioning vents that my Mustang has!!!" He thought that was the neatest sh!t ever......

I wouldn't be surprised if that's where they were sourced from. lol

08-05-2008, 11:48 PM	#1003 (permalink)
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08-12-2008, 07:12 PM	#1010 (permalink)
cornbeef Registered User Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Reading Pa Posts: 289 Images: 14	a couple of days ago a few kids were hanging out at the end of the street. one maybe 10 shouts nice lamborghini....... next evening coming home they were out again with dad and i got hey nice lotus from the same kid i also finally got the 'so what is it, a porsche?' from a dude in a minivan __________________ "People think I'm an idiot or something, because all I do is cut lawns for a living. People don't say that about you...as far as you know."

08-13-2008, 07:15 AM	#1011 (permalink)
yak52pilot Staten Island, NY Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 652 Images: 23	So i had to do some lil business in Newark, nj. I am parked and waiting in my Exige and here comes this guy and asks: - This sh1t runs on sunlight? - ME: - ...like them other whips with like panels on top and sh1t"? - ME: nah, this one runs on regular gas station sh1t. - Dame bro.... __________________ 07 Exige S, all options. rip

08-13-2008, 10:45 AM	#1013 (permalink)
MidasHands Registered User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Glen Ridge, NJ Posts: 853	While being pulled over with 3 other Lotus - two state troopers walk past my car and I hear one say to the other "I like this color the best!" Krypton is awesome! __________________ - Mike 2006 KG Elise, Magnolia Interior

08-05-2008, 11:41 PM	#1002 (permalink)
rraicu Registered User Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 190	How about something funny now....

08-13-2008, 02:25 PM	#1018 (permalink)
jbs Registered User Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Luxembourg Posts: 76	I never thought I would contribute to this thread, but last time at the petrol station I got this: female tank ward : "You have a very beautiful car! It's a Smart, right?" slaps head

08-13-2008, 02:56 PM	#1019 (permalink)
Kareem of WheaTT Registered User Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: St. Louis, MO Posts: 57	At an autocross on Sunday, after working our corner assignment, one of the guys I was working the corner with asked if he could check out the Elise and sit in it....I said, sure. He sits in it and looks around and says, "Wow!.......your car has the same style air conditioning vents that my Mustang has!!!" He thought that was the neatest sh!t ever...... __________________ Previously RacyTracy's 2005 Chrome Orange Lotus Elise. Sport Package, micro mirror, rear window tint, Von Hep exhaust, Sector111 Katana supercharger, Green Filter, De-snorkel.

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