What is the funniest/most stupid comment you ever got? [Part 5]

[Heavyweight]

went to an In N Out meet last night, my friend brought his dads LFA which kinda stole the show lol but we are standing behind the cars and some guy comes up to the Lotus and says to another guy already standing there "oh, Tesla huh?" lol

[shay2nak]

Originally Posted by Man of Steel

I feel a little bad about this, but not crushed with grief.

Since I live in "Gamecock Country" (the original USC) there are LOTS of cars painted / decorated in garnet an black.

On the way to work a couple of college boys aggressively pull up on my tail revving their 5.0 red and black gamecock emblazonned Mustang, then pulled along side of me at a light.

Passenger: "Old man in his mid-life crisis car."

Driver: "You can't TOUCH my 5.0 Mustang"

Trying to be the (54 y/o) adult, I ignore them...

..until...

...we get on the 270 degree freeway on-ramp.

I decided to teach a practical physics lesson in lateral acceleration and the coefficient of friction.

The Lotus, being, well, a Lotus, passed (despite my mediocre driving ability) - of course.

The lads, unfortunately for them, attempted to keep up and spun out into the grass before they made it to the freeway.

Ooops.

[Doggydogworld]

I was loading weights on the bar at our local YMCA when a guy walked by on the mini-track and asked "is that electric?" After a brief awkward spell while I stood there wondering why anyone would want to electrify a bench press, or how you'd even go about it, he finally said "that's your yellow car out there, right?"

Oh, yeah. And no, it's not a Tesla.

[Drew09]

Had a good one yesterday...

Wifey wanted hooters for dinner so thats where we went. As we were parking, the truck parked next to us was pulling out and rolled down his window as we got out of the car. He says:

Him: "Is that a real Lotus?"
Me: "Yes sir"
Him: "What brings you to town?"
Me: (Kind of confused, and froze for a sec) "I live here"
Him: "Oh, I thought you might have been in town for a car show or something"
Me: "Nope, I do live here"
Him: "Really nice car"
Me: "I appreciate it"

[Podunks]

Haha what brings you here...

Do you live in a small town?

[GuppyCaptain]

Originally Posted by bmw330ciandr6

Had a good one yesterday...

Wifey wanted hooters for dinner so thats where we went. As we were parking, the truck parked next to us was pulling out and rolled down his window as we got out of the car. He says:

Him: "Is that a real Lotus?"
Me: "Yes sir"
Him: "What brings you to town?"
Me: (Kind of confused, and froze for a sec) "I live here"
Him: "Oh, I thought you might have been in town for a car show or something"
Me: "Nope, I do live here"
Him: "Really nice car"
Me: "I appreciate it"

Um, you have a wife that wants to go to Hooters?

For the food, right?

[philethier]

Originally Posted by GuppyCaptain

Um, you have a wife that wants to go to Hooters?

For the food, right?

I told the story to MY wife and expected her to stop me with the same question. When she didn't, I pointed it out. She said she would have been more likely to ask: "What, your wife wanted to ride in that stupid-ass car?"

[Notorious]

Originally Posted by bmw330ciandr6

Had a good one yesterday...

Wifey wanted hooters for dinner so thats where we went. As we were parking, the truck parked next to us was pulling out and rolled down his window as we got out of the car. He says:

Him: "Is that a real Lotus?"
Me: "Yes sir"
Him: "What brings you to town?"
Me: (Kind of confused, and froze for a sec) "I live here"
Him: "Oh, I thought you might have been in town for a car show or something"
Me: "Nope, I do live here"
Him: "Really nice car"
Me: "I appreciate it"

Same thing happened to me a few blocks from my house... lady said what am I doing in this area and if I am lost... I was like... this area ain't that bad.

[Drew09]

Originally Posted by Podunks

Haha what brings you here...

Do you live in a small town?

Okc

Originally Posted by GuppyCaptain

Um, you have a wife that wants to go to Hooters?

For the food, right?

Yes, lol.

Mostly for the food because she said the girls at our hooters are ugly. She says the girls at twin peaks are much hotter and likes it there better.

[Notorious]

Hooters does have good food. That's my story and I am sticking to it.

[jrileyr22b]

Originally Posted by philethier

"What, you wife wanted to ride in that stupid-ass car?"

That would be what my wife would say. But she definitely wouldn't go to Hooter's either.

[sturgeongeneral]

I don/t know about Hooters but I cleaned my guns today! (had to say it, a whole page went by without a gun reference)

[chris2pher]

I have one that made me shake my head today. I go to the same hand car wash place but today a new guy was there. When he was taking down my information, he tried upselling me on a wax by asking me the last time I had one done:

Him: When was the last time you waxed it?
Me: About 3 months ago
Him: Do you want one?
Me: Nah, I do that myself at home, Clay and wax.
Him: Ah, ok. See all this on your side sill? It's really rough. Wax will make it smooth.
Me: That area is starshield. You don't want to wax over that.
Him: Yea, but your door too. See how it feels rough?
Me: Yes, that's because its dirty. When you wash it, it'll be smooth again. I just clayed it at the same time I waxed.

The whole convo reminded me of this:

[Drew09]

Originally Posted by jrileyr22b

That would be what my wife would say. But she definitely wouldn't go to Hooter's either.

Having a cool wife ftw.

I was gonna take our other car today to pick some stuff up from a friends house and the wife wouldn't let me, she said she wanted to take the Elise instead.

[Notorious]

Originally Posted by sturgeongeneral

I don/t know about Hooters but I cleaned my guns today! (had to say it, a whole page went by without a gun reference)

Didn't clean my guns today, but did do a quick inventory of ammo stocks. Yep, good to go against a small horde of zombies... or recipient class rioters... same difference.

Originally Posted by bmw330ciandr6

Having a cool wife ftw.

I was gonna take our other car today to pick some stuff up from a friends house and the wife wouldn't let me, she said she wanted to take the Elise instead.

Yes, your wife is pretty cool. Since you're not my neighbor, I can safely talk about her without invoking one of the ten commandments.

[GuppyCaptain]

Originally Posted by philethier

I told the story to MY wife and expected her to stop me with the same question. When she didn't, I pointed it out. She said she would have been more likely to ask: "What, your wife wanted to ride in that stupid-ass car?"

Flippin' hilarious!

[GuppyCaptain]

Originally Posted by sturgeongeneral

I don/t know about Hooters but I cleaned my guns today! (had to say it, a whole page went by without a gun reference)

That info just made Heavyweight and his non-heavy fingers very happy.

[Notorious]

Originally Posted by GuppyCaptain

That info just made Heavyweight and his non-heavy fingers very happy.

Yeah, well, he doesn't care about our primitive gunpowder propellant guns. He uses those weird aluminum laser ray guns from whatever planet he's from because he got those long alien fingers that can activate the alien DNA locked weaponry.

[tilon4]

while at red light in dwntown norfolk with top off.... guy in suv with son leaning from front passenger seat over the drivers seat staring at car - guy starts waving his arms

me- turn stereo down to hear and wait for the normal question

guy- is that one of those new fords..........

me- no its a lotus

guy- oh .... right..... well that things cool man ... V8???

no- 1.8 4cyl man but it gets the job done

guy- wow im gonna have to look that one up.....

very odd question / conversation deff caught me by suprise with that one no idea what he was talking about cant imagine it may have been mistaken for ford gt ......... maybe..... no .... lol

[JonS]

Originally Posted by Notorious

Hooters does have good food. That's my story and I am sticking to it.

I'm in Taiwan right now and I hear Hooters here has better food and eye candy. I went past one just this evening, but it was closed after we left the place next door where we went for a two-hour massage (for $40!).


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