You may be carcissistic if:
You have mirrors on the ceiling of your garage, but not your bedroom.
You believe birds are the minions of evil.
You respond with horror when someone wants to sit in your car holding a "big gulp".
You notice your shocks are dirty, and it bothers you.
You know what a clay bar is for, and you have used it.
You wonder if your wiper blade would look better if you treated it with "back to black".
You hold your hand under the end of the gas pump nozzle when you remove it, to keep a drop of gas from touching the car.
You believe "keying a car" should be a felony. The sentence should involve hard time in a federal prison.
Storm titanium 2005 Elise with carbon fiber spoiler, BWR sway bar, BOE toe links, gPan2, LidBone, sector 111 wheel studs, Grey RAC Monolite wheels with toyo R1R, Team Dynamics 1.4 with Hoosier A6/R6s, Katana2 Supercharger, ECU with 265 flash. PPE headers w/decat, CEL angle eliminator, Silent touch catback, Rear Panel Eliminator, HKS intake, V2 fuel tank, Walbro255 fuel pump. HID lights.