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10-21-2009, 09:05 AM
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Any good Halloween costume ideas?
I don't normally do this but I may get dressed up to go to a Halloween party this year. I also have no clue what to go as. I was thinking the Flying Sphaghetti Monster but I don't want people playing with my tenticles.
 Criteria: Must be cheap. Can be funny. Can be full of gore. Can be self-depricating. CAN NOT be gay. Any ideas? |
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10-21-2009, 09:16 AM
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Wife and I did this last year, it was fun
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10-21-2009, 09:21 AM
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I am being Indiana Jones this year. That way I can be bad ass and wield my over-sized, over-powered whip.
Last 2 years I was a Jewish pimp. I made a star of David out of cardboard, spray painted it gold, wore a pink boa, leopard hat, and pimp stick I found at party city, unbuttoned my shirt, and stuck a cigar in my mouth. I did get asked if I was supposed to be a "homo", though 
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10-21-2009, 09:30 AM
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Do what I did last year and be a cereal killer. Everyone else loved it! Besides its cheap and you get cereal when you are done.
1. Buy a crappy shirt, an 8 pack of those individual size cereal boxes, safety pins, and fake blood. 2. Rip up the cereal boxes and safety pin them on the shirt 3. Apply fake blood 4. Put on shirt 5. Bring a spoon (your weapon) |
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10-21-2009, 09:35 AM
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PIC? I'm not sure how it's supposed to look.
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10-21-2009, 10:04 AM
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10-21-2009, 10:12 AM
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Here is me with my ex... Can't see the star of David. Man, I was fat.
 And this is me the year prior...  I was supposed to be a French woman.
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10-21-2009, 01:25 PM
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I'm going as Billy Mays. Blue shirt, beige pants, slicked back hair, fake beard and a bag of baby powder/coke. It costs almost nothing.
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10-21-2009, 02:49 PM
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Get a black trenchcoat and black/dark suit (and ideally a top hat) and then pin lots of women's underpants on the inside of your coat. You can get them at Walmart for basically nothing. When people ask you what you are, open your coat and tell them you're the Undietaker. If it is a cute woman asking, then ask her for her undies.
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10-21-2009, 03:26 PM
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10-21-2009, 03:29 PM
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Oh man! I have an old rain coat from the 80's that I still wear. People think I'm a flasher. Maybe I should wear it when I'm buying the panties.  |
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10-21-2009, 03:41 PM
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10-21-2009, 04:08 PM
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Oh, I thought you were supposed to be a turd with a face, nvm. As for me, I'm probably going as Mario. Then I'm going Go-Karting later. Idk actually, I'm too fat for anything "Cool"
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10-21-2009, 06:08 PM
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That's fun! good idea!
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10-21-2009, 09:25 PM
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Come on folks. Don't slack off . This is for the nation! Thnk about that. Surely you're tweaked Lotus minds can come up with something more "different" than what I have already.
Come on, Man! I deplore you! Better yet, ladies, please. Know one gets to know girls like other girls. Please help me. This is the audience I'm reaching out to. Just the other night I was asked about "kankles". From a woman, mind you! So, come on ladies, speak up! |
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