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Old 05-29-2009, 11:40 AM   #2101 (permalink)
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Even if they had said "browser" it's still screwed up. Microsoft and Apple are not browsers any more than they are search engines.

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Old 05-29-2009, 11:43 AM   #2102 (permalink)
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What's screwy IMO is the made-up nature of story.

I found some other news stories they could cover.........

"America (4.5%) is the most populous country........after China (19%) and India (17%)"

"Argon (0.93%) is the most common gas in the atmosphere........after Nitrogen (78%) and Oxygen (20.98%)"
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Old 05-30-2009, 12:51 PM   #2103 (permalink)
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Old 05-30-2009, 12:57 PM   #2104 (permalink)
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that just makes your heart hurt after that.
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Old 06-03-2009, 01:41 AM   #2105 (permalink)
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Old 06-09-2009, 08:30 AM   #2106 (permalink)
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The Flappy Paddle's Tragic Flaw, or at least one of them...

Ok, it's a Camaro. Still though...
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Old 06-09-2009, 09:37 AM   #2107 (permalink)
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hhahahahahahahhahahaha my god i cant breathe hhahahahahahahhaa
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hhahahahahahahhahahaha my god i cant breathe hhahahahahahahhaa
Looks staged. The guy hit his feet first and looks like he could have easily saved himself by bringing his feet in.
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Old 06-09-2009, 03:48 PM   #2109 (permalink)
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Looks staged. The guy hit his feet first and looks like he could have easily saved himself by bringing his feet in.
But once your feet have hit isn't it too late for adjustments
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kinda but one of the "benefits" of a back flip is you can spot your landing early. He could have adjusted at any time before he hit the ground.
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Old 06-09-2009, 07:38 PM   #2111 (permalink)
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Ok, it's a Camaro. Still though...
Ha ha. That's hilarious. Gotta love GM.


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Old 06-09-2009, 09:43 PM   #2112 (permalink)
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Old 06-09-2009, 09:58 PM   #2113 (permalink)
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Of course that the driver of the Camaro is trying to shift at 1000 RPM and 17 MPH might have something to do with it.
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Of course that the driver of the Camaro is trying to shift at 1000 RPM and 17 MPH might have something to do with it.
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Old 06-13-2009, 09:23 AM   #2116 (permalink)
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sorry if reposts but this is extremely funny ..

Tv show man laughing on the air during an interview from a patient ...

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so what is he actually saying thats making him laugh?
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Old 06-14-2009, 02:05 PM   #2118 (permalink)
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I guess it is the funny tones of the people speaking..
translation please!!
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Old 06-16-2009, 07:15 AM   #2119 (permalink)
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Big time repost. Saw it before and it was funny, it's an interview with a man that has a funny personal problem, but I can't remember what it was (small penis, bedwetter, something..)
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