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Old 04-04-2008, 05:05 PM   #341 (permalink)
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An old one but still funny.

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You're right. I cannot keep myself from laughing at this...every time.
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An old one but still funny.
That will not buff right out.


Apparently no one in the vicinity had any familiarity with physics or mechanics!
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Old 04-04-2008, 06:29 PM   #344 (permalink)
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How the heck did that car get up there like that anyway? Talk about a bad parallel parking job.
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Old 04-04-2008, 08:42 PM   #345 (permalink)
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That will not buff right out.


Apparently no one in the vicinity had any familiarity with physics or mechanics!


I can envision myself laughing at this video and this comment, every time I see them, years and yrs from now.

A fav expression: The difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has its limits.
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Old 04-05-2008, 06:23 AM   #346 (permalink)
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Old 04-05-2008, 11:19 AM   #347 (permalink)
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Someone didn't think this one through

ASSSLIDE???
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Old 04-05-2008, 11:23 AM   #349 (permalink)
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Ran out of gas backing away from the dock?
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Old 04-05-2008, 11:25 AM   #350 (permalink)
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Old 04-05-2008, 11:35 AM   #353 (permalink)
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thats not an 06
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Looks like a 2007 Exige <b>S</b>

Epic Fail, loanshark!
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thats not an 06


You're not allowed to buy an Exige S until you can tell the difference between it and an '06 Exige

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Ran out of gas backing away from the dock?
Wow.. Drug boat! I think this is one of a few cloned boats that were seized and the dealership that built them siezed as well. They were designed by contract (at around $250-400k apiece if these are the right ones), under the table specifically for drug running somewhere out of west central Fla. I ought to try googling it to find the info. It was a hysterical read!
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Is that a fake sunroof?

If it is,,,,why????
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