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Old 04-05-2008, 04:04 PM   #361 (permalink)
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BREAKING NEWS FLASH
this stuff is great..

What is it that Bart Simpson says????
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Old 04-05-2008, 04:05 PM   #362 (permalink)
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Is that a fake sunroof?

If it is,,,,why????
Isnt it obvious? weighs less than a real one
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Old 04-05-2008, 04:10 PM   #363 (permalink)
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I wonder if it will work on my soft top???
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Old 04-05-2008, 05:04 PM   #364 (permalink)
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I wonder if it will work on my soft top???
Easy enough to cut the hole with a box knife. It is not going to help it be more waterproof though.
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Old 04-05-2008, 05:55 PM   #365 (permalink)
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FAIL!


I can't believe this actually exist!
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Old 04-06-2008, 05:50 PM   #366 (permalink)
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How has no one posted this?

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Old 04-06-2008, 05:51 PM   #367 (permalink)
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How has no one posted this?
Wow. I'd forgotten that one. It still scares me. thx
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Old 04-06-2008, 06:06 PM   #368 (permalink)
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I had a little RC car when I was in high school that I could not drive with the top on or it would do that every time. It was hand built and made of carbon fiber and magnesium. Doubling the amount of sub c batteries in it made it crazy fast. It ate up the motor brushes in one run and I eventually stopped driving it when I had so much juice running through it that the batteries melted and oozed acid everywhere. It was great fun before that though.
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Chuck -

That's funny and very inventive.
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Chuck -

That's funny and very inventive.
I wish I had a picture of it when the batteries oozed acid everywhere because at that point it was definitely a fail. It smelled bad too.
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Old 04-06-2008, 10:59 PM   #372 (permalink)
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I wish I had a picture of it when the batteries oozed acid everywhere because at that point it was definitely a fail. It smelled bad too.


two possible replies:

1. I've had dates like that.

2. Sounds like "Alien"
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Old 04-07-2008, 10:03 PM   #373 (permalink)
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Looks like a 2007 Exige <b>S</b>

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After changing my son's pants this morning, I thought I could post some epic diaper fails, but I don't think most would find it funny.
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i was on another site, and saw this. i cried. then thought of this thread.
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GF just sent me this for this thread. Not sure how to post it correctly but here it is:

This table was for sale on eBay. How can you tell it is being sold by a man?
Can you solve this little riddle? First look and guess.
You will find the answer below, but don't cheat!

Look at pic now, but don't look at the answer right above the picture.






















OK, Look in the mirror.
Remember, if you are posting a picture on the world-wide web,
WEAR CLOTHES when taking the picture. I NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD ..

AND IT WAS POSTED ON eBay!!!

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Old 04-10-2008, 10:49 AM   #377 (permalink)
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Old 04-10-2008, 12:12 PM   #378 (permalink)
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That's definitely an EPIC fail.
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I'll bet it was staged.....
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Old 04-10-2008, 12:25 PM   #380 (permalink)
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GF just sent me this for this thread. Not sure how to post it correctly but here it is:

This table was for sale on eBay. How can you tell it is being sold by a man?
Can you solve this little riddle? First look and guess.
You will find the answer below, but don't cheat!

Look at pic now, but don't look at the answer right above the picture.

OK, Look in the mirror.
Remember, if you are posting a picture on the world-wide web,
WEAR CLOTHES when taking the picture. I NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD ..

AND IT WAS POSTED ON eBay!!!
Wow, that looks like the same exact mirror and area rug we have in our dining room, but that is not me or my house (but that is a nice table)!
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