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Old 04-11-2008, 03:54 PM   #421 (permalink)
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Old 04-11-2008, 04:02 PM   #422 (permalink)
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Menu translation fail... (more here: http://www.rahoi.com/2006/03/may-i-take-your-order/)
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Other than the vegitable sponge, that's exactly what they are... well, sorta..
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Thats F*cking me! I'm famous!....or infamous i should say...... I was trying to impersonate a douchebag when my gf took this picture on our cruise LOL. That's a SUCCESS! or should I say the anti-FAIL!
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Old 04-11-2008, 04:54 PM   #425 (permalink)
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Other than the vegitable sponge, that's exactly what they are... well, sorta..
Some more...hope they all aren't exactly what they say
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Other than the vegitable sponge, that's exactly what they are... well, sorta..
Those get even funnier as you go down the list in that link. 1311 near the bottom of the page is real funny -> Gold silver lotus root silk fries shrimp fu@#s.
mmm yummy!
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I think this "Hooters" waitress fails in a much more obvious way.


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Some more...hope they all aren't exactly what they say
lol

Well, yes, at least the rape part, they're talking about this

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapeseed

Or the plant at least
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I think this "Hooters" waitress fails in a much more obvious way.


She successfully sued Hooters over that Toy Yoda incident. No word as to whether she used any proceeds for a sex change operation.
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Oh this brought a tear to my eye and I can't stop laughing. The sports photographer must have peed his pants when reviewing this one.
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I hope this isn't too offensive or considered porn......eeewww

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OHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! MY eyes!!!


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She even has a web site.....


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http://www.isobelvarley.com/index.htm

do you want to tell us how you knew this?
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do you want to tell us how you knew this?

I suppose I'd better.......I wondered what the story behind (no pun intended) this was.....so I Google Imach searched 'tattooed women'.....It didn't take long to find her picture and her name was on it.....so I Googled her name, and PRESTO, there was her web site.
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