Best "EPIC FAIL" pics.... - Page 50 - LotusTalk

Amarao · 05-29-2008, 08:20 PM

Make sure you watch the video first.

Fail #1
<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GLeVlBca5lg"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GLeVlBca5lg" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

Fail #2
Boy, 7, Pummels Grandma Over Chicken Wings - Spotlight News Story - WKMG Orlando

Kaliuzhkin · 05-29-2008, 09:03 PM

Check out "America's Least Competent Criminals" by Chuck Shepherd.

insane · 05-29-2008, 10:10 PM

Where-O-where is Darwin when you need him?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amarao

Make sure you watch the video first.

Fail #1
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Fail #2
Boy, 7, Pummels Grandma Over Chicken Wings - Spotlight News Story - WKMG Orlando

milehitom · 05-29-2008, 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by insane

Where-O-where is Darwin when you need him?

I'd guess Latarian would prosper under Darwin's "Survival of the fattest" theory...

Tom

glb · 05-29-2008, 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smoseley

Umm... you're openly admitting that you'd like to publicly humiliate and corporally punish two underage girls?

S -

The fact that they are girls and perhaps underage is not material, altho for you it may add emotional content.

What I want to try, since most other approaches are not working, is just what I said: Use the formidable power of peer pressure. This is often the greatest factor in young peoples' behavior.

So, I can see a kid saying "Well, if I get caught, my folks will be mad and I have to go to a (pretty quiet0 court session."

Let's try, "Crap, if I get caught everyone will know and everyone will see me humiliated."

I would use this factor in schools, but this is not the venue for such a discussion. I apologize for the hijack.

Amarao · 05-29-2008, 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glb

Decades ago, people were put in stocks, and had rotten fruit thrown at them. This would be a good starting point. With the girls in bikinis, of course.

I think the bold text is the most important part.

mjf · 05-29-2008, 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BRTHTAKR

There are several follow up videos concerning the idiot sociopath girls

Found a couple news stories too.

Story 1: she's at it again, dash and dine at denny's
Story 2: family blames it on drugs, judge enters her into detention for her own safety until sentancing

One of the stories said she'd be sentenced as an adult, sentencing to be on June 6th.

Stephanie Woods finally apologizes
Stephanie Woods hugs her mom goodbye

Icedog_16 · 05-30-2008, 06:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amarao

Make sure you watch the video first.

Fail #1
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Fail #2
Boy, 7, Pummels Grandma Over Chicken Wings - Spotlight News Story - WKMG Orlando

I had seen the first story on our local news (hadn't heard about the second one) and my first reaction was that kid would have gotten an ass-whipping he'd never forget. I'd probably have had the cops take him to jail and scare the crap out of him, too. Taking away his video games for a little while is going to teach him nothing (as evidenced by the second story). His video games and just about any other fun thing he had would have been sold with the message that the funds were going to be used to repair the damage he did to my vehicle. I'd reinforce that with 'Doesn't feel so good when someone takes away something that's important to you, does it?' I'm sure some may think that's too harsh, but that's how I was raised and, while I resented it then, I do know that it taught me valuable lessons and made me who I am today.

This kid is going to end up on death row if the parents (who must be in absentia considering that the grandma is the victim in both stories) don't teach him a lesson and soon - based on his reaction, I don't even know if that's possible. Unfortunately, I'm sure that he is one of many of his kind.

OK, I'm done... Fail on!!!

The Stig · 05-30-2008, 08:35 AM

I know this is a repost but still worth watching again... composure fail!

<a href="http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=35090 624">Rally Girl Screams</a><br><embed src="http://lads.myspace.com/videos/vplayer.swf" flashvars="m=35090624&v=2&type=video" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="430" height="346"></embed>

John Stimson · 05-30-2008, 08:36 AM

Since this is the FAIL thread, those guys at Fox 29 fail at proofreading and possibly at English spelling and grammar. I guess their staff was originally hired for television, where they don't need to know how to spell.

PhoneBoy · 05-30-2008, 09:47 AM

Fatherhood FAIL

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amarao

Make sure you watch the video first.

Fail #1
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Fail #2
Boy, 7, Pummels Grandma Over Chicken Wings - Spotlight News Story - WKMG Orlando

Tristar Racing · 05-30-2008, 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PhoneBoy

Fatherhood FAIL

I wanted to do "hoodrat" stuff....

Oh man thats awful...

EdHahn · 05-30-2008, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Stig

I know this is a repost but still worth watching again... composure fail!

<a href="http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=35090 624">Rally Girl Screams</a><br><embed src="http://lads.myspace.com/videos/vplayer.swf" flashvars="m=35090624&v=2&type=video" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="430" height="346"></embed>

The only problem with this video is that there's NO context. I'd love to see a splitscreen with a view out the windshield.

ed

Icedog_16 · 05-30-2008, 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tristar Racing

I wanted to do "hoodrat" stuff....

Oh man thats awful...

Crap! That's a different interview than we had up here, so I didn't watch that one. Again, death row is where this kid's gonna end up if he doesn't meet his maker sooner. The grandmother doesn't deserve this - or maybe she does for raising her kid wrong and by further being an enabler.

Rob T · 05-30-2008, 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sleeprfocus

Teenage Crime Fail: WPEC News 12 - CBS12.com : Video

exarkun1178 · 05-31-2008, 04:03 AM

ZTEC · 05-31-2008, 05:43 AM

Stephanie and her friend have a bright future in the porn industry, It really is frightening to me to see the complete absence of discernment. Maybe I am the one out of touch because I don't have children at 42 but where the Fvck are their parents and why the Fvck aren't they stomping them down? I wanted to smack those Dolce Gabanna glasses off her face followed by a ceremonial dumping of the delicious starbucks frosty beverage on her chemically treated hair...Losers!

insane · 05-31-2008, 09:36 AM

Careful, Nick.... the future of this land is in the hands of their generation!

SweetDaddyD · 05-31-2008, 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Val

If i were a girl, i wouldnt go on a date with you

But yeah, i have a lot of trouble finding a good girlfriend right now also because of intellectual issues

You should come to America (or some other place where young gold digging Paris Hilton wanna-be whores are raised on MTV)
All you would need to do is floss the CGT at a Starbucks a little and girls like in that video would be after you in droves.

I guess they wouldn't be able to discuss "thinking about thinking" but they would bob the knob if you dangled the D&G glasses like a carrot in front of them.

TheRedMenace · 05-31-2008, 12:12 PM

What made the fail even sadder was that this sign stayed up, uncorrected, for more than a week.

05-29-2008, 09:03 PM	#982 (permalink)
Kaliuzhkin Registered User Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Fresh Meadows, N.Y., N.Y. Posts: 420	Check out "America's Least Competent Criminals" by Chuck Shepherd. __________________ Dan the K. Solar Yellow '06 Lotus Elise "How many syllables, Mario?"

05-30-2008, 08:35 AM	#989 (permalink)
The Stig Driving my Corolla : ) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: who's asking? Posts: 4,253	I know this is a repost but still worth watching again... composure fail! <a href="http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=35090 624">Rally Girl Screams</a><br><embed src="http://lads.myspace.com/videos/vplayer.swf" flashvars="m=35090624&v=2&type=video" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="430" height="346"></embed> __________________ WTF people?

05-30-2008, 08:36 AM	#990 (permalink)
John Stimson Interloper Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Sunnyvale, CA Posts: 1,480	Since this is the FAIL thread, those guys at Fox 29 fail at proofreading and possibly at English spelling and grammar. I guess their staff was originally hired for television, where they don't need to know how to spell. __________________ 2005 S2000 #42as

05-31-2008, 04:03 AM	#996 (permalink)
exarkun1178 Registered User Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Point Pleasant Beach, NJ Posts: 4,286	^^^ __________________ [Ovarian Odorist] 11:12 pm: why did you ever get into your business rob...you have such great potential in the adult porn industry..

05-31-2008, 05:43 AM	#997 (permalink)
ZTEC Third Eye Open Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Florida Posts: 1,737 Images: 3	Stephanie and her friend have a bright future in the porn industry, It really is frightening to me to see the complete absence of discernment. Maybe I am the one out of touch because I don't have children at 42 but where the Fvck are their parents and why the Fvck aren't they stomping them down? I wanted to smack those Dolce Gabanna glasses off her face followed by a ceremonial dumping of the delicious starbucks frosty beverage on her chemically treated hair...Losers! __________________ GO: Vision Function Stage II Intercooled Bliss with Charlie's ECU magic and Ronin's Tenacity! STOP: DBA 4000's, Porterfield R4! TURN: Nitron S/A's Toyo RA1's 225/245 on Rota's!

05-29-2008, 08:20 PM	#981 (permalink)
Amarao Hoon Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Colorado Posts: 1,415	Make sure you watch the video first. Fail #1 <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GLeVlBca5lg"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GLeVlBca5lg" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object> Fail #2 Boy, 7, Pummels Grandma Over Chicken Wings - Spotlight News Story - WKMG Orlando

05-31-2008, 09:36 AM	#998 (permalink)
insane Mikey likes it! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Winter Park, Fla Posts: 1,301	Careful, Nick.... the future of this land is in the hands of their generation! __________________ -Michael '05 Nighfall Blue with Rallye Stripes!

05-31-2008, 12:12 PM	#1000 (permalink)
TheRedMenace Registered User Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 414 Images: 3	What made the fail even sadder was that this sign stayed up, uncorrected, for more than a week.

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