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03-17-2008, 07:47 PM
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Turns corners & heads EZ
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03-18-2008, 06:27 AM
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"Driving involves 3 basic abilities: Accelerating, braking and turning. More power will only help acceleration. Lower weight helps all three." 2006 BRG Lotus Elise, 1986 Porsche 944spec race car, 2001 Chevy Silverado 6L 2500 HD (tow vehicle), 2007 Honda Odyssey (the wife's) Last edited by OneFastLotus : 05-24-2008 at 09:36 PM. |
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03-18-2008, 06:51 AM
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Dragonrider, I too always enjoying seeing the bull pictures.
We stab them in the shoulders as they run. Light them on fire with firecrackers tied to their tails. I've seen where they also even light their horns on fire. They run them down slipperry streets where they fall and fumble all while being taunted by spectators. Then they make it to their final destination, an arena where they'll be stabbed in the shoulders with decorative knives by a guy on horseback I think he's called a piccadillo or something (whos real purpose it to severe the muscles in the neck so the bulls head is lowered) and then at the end of all this taunting....they get stabbed with a sword and killed. I thinks it's only fair the bull gets in a really good shot, heck I wish they got in a few more to be honest.
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03-18-2008, 08:33 AM
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I'm macerating right now
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And there's this classic
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03-18-2008, 09:24 AM
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"Driving involves 3 basic abilities: Accelerating, braking and turning. More power will only help acceleration. Lower weight helps all three." 2006 BRG Lotus Elise, 1986 Porsche 944spec race car, 2001 Chevy Silverado 6L 2500 HD (tow vehicle), 2007 Honda Odyssey (the wife's) |
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03-18-2008, 09:27 AM
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Please do not post pics of gore. EPIC FAIL is about humor. The thread is veering off.
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03-18-2008, 09:31 AM
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I'm macerating right now
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My apologies!
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03-18-2008, 09:43 AM
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^^ Thats what I was starting to think..
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03-18-2008, 03:08 PM
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Driving my Corolla : )
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Thank you... I just checked out this thread after a few days and I started to feel kinda sick. More humor and less breaks and fractures please. I will find another humorous Fail photo soon but in the meantime let's keep it funny in a clown way not a "OMG his head got chopped off" funny way please.
Thanks Neil
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03-18-2008, 03:45 PM
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03-18-2008, 03:53 PM
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This one is just wrong and I know I am going to hell for posting it.
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03-18-2008, 04:26 PM
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Btw, for the guy flying through the air on the bike, the crowd below, and ZERO chance of pulling it off... I just want to know what the heck was going through his head?
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03-18-2008, 09:29 PM
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