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Old 07-18-2008, 09:45 AM   #1321 (permalink)
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My mom caught me with two naked girls when I was 7 or 8. I think they were both 6. We were playing... err, experimenting in a tent that was set up in my back yard.

Boy, did I get in trouble
Is that like the preteen version of a pedafile???
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Me too! Although I don't think I had discovered naked women back then

My favorite trick to play on somebody else who could solve the cube was to dismantle their cube when they weren't looking and put it back together with one of the corners rotated by 102 degrees (one turn). I would then shuffle the the cube around and hand it back to them to solve. It was hilarious to see the look of panic when they realized that they couldn't solve it anymore!
Yes, I've done that too (you mean 120 degrees, right?). I used to call that a "parity error"...

For the record, I was given the cube by my gf when I was down and out with the flu... since I was stuck in bed (and not in a good way), she wanted to see how long it would take for me to solve it the first time...
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Old 07-18-2008, 11:20 AM   #1323 (permalink)
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Is that like the preteen version of a pedafile???
No. Pedophilia is defined as "The act or fantasy on the part of an adult of engaging in sexual activity with a child or children."
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Old 07-18-2008, 12:11 PM   #1324 (permalink)
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thats just called being a horny little bastard...
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Old 07-18-2008, 12:40 PM   #1325 (permalink)
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Is that like the preteen version of a pedafile???
Only if you sort them in alphabetical order..
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Old 07-18-2008, 02:03 PM   #1326 (permalink)
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Shark Fail.

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Old 07-18-2008, 02:15 PM   #1327 (permalink)
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Is that a stripper pole next to the hottub?

Stripper pole with no chix = FAIL.

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Is that a stripper pole next to the hottub?

Stripper pole with no chix = FAIL.


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Old 07-18-2008, 02:41 PM   #1329 (permalink)
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That's awesome!
That is a very common mistake cable/phone installers make. Almost did that myself once, but caught it on the final check. Would have been seriously screwed because it was a fancy oak door.
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Old 07-18-2008, 03:07 PM   #1330 (permalink)
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Shark Fail.

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I would add climbing down a rope ladder fail. I bet it took him 10 minutes to climb down if you could see the uncut footage. Whale repellent spray? That is a fail too.
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Old 07-20-2008, 10:26 PM   #1331 (permalink)
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doors that rotate or scissor upwards

cool on a koenigseg but not on a honda accord ... why?

LED tailights, cool on a Lotus but not on a Honda Civic ... why?
Fail...

Rotating scissor doors are not cool on any car.

Also, it has to be a Lotus to deserve LED tails? High and mighty much?

Fail.
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Old 07-20-2008, 11:04 PM   #1332 (permalink)
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Old 07-21-2008, 08:52 AM   #1333 (permalink)
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I would add climbing down a rope ladder fail. I bet it took him 10 minutes to climb down if you could see the uncut footage. Whale repellent spray? That is a fail too.
The heck with that. I'm just wondering when a Bell 47 got an automatic pilot system that could allow it to hover while dangling a rope ladder with two super hero's and a big friggen shark!
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Old 07-21-2008, 09:09 AM   #1334 (permalink)
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Shark Fail.

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This would be a funny AXE commercial
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The heck with that. I'm just wondering when a Bell 47 got an automatic pilot system that could allow it to hover
My first thoughts too...
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I heard that the director of Dark Knight was "shunning digital effects" but I have to say it's a little disappointing....
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Darwin would have loved this.
All I saw was that stupid Vimeo logo. Video post fail.
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