Best "EPIC FAIL" pics.... - Page 69 - LotusTalk

glb · 07-22-2008, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by nvrblu

We camped in the snow -- about a foot deep with temperatures down to about 10 F... nearly froze my butt off... had to turn every 15 to 20 minutes to let one cheek thaw while the other froze.

We spotted a pile of bear crap on the trail on the way back to the car.

Um.......this is why motels were invented.

necro · 07-22-2008, 04:14 PM

And this is inveted for bears:
WASP Injection Systems, Inc. - WASP Injection Knife

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The 'wasp knife', which can deliver a ball of compressed gas capable of killing its victim at the press of a button, may be heading for Britain, the Metropolitan Police fear.

A needle in the tip of the blade shoots out the frozen ball of gas which instantly balloons to the size of a basketball, freezing organs.

S&W also makes a "Bear Kit": a snub-nosed S&W500 2.3/4" revolver .50 cal magnum 5-shot with matches, saw and other survival gear/manual.

Kill a bear & break your hand - all within one trigger pull.

Product: Model 500ES - Emergency Survival Kit

Chris Mackey · 07-22-2008, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by necro

And this is inveted for bears:
WASP Injection Systems, Inc. - WASP Injection Knife

S&W also makes a "Bear Kit": a snub-nosed S&W500 2.3/4" revolver .50 cal magnum 5-shot with matches, saw and other survival gear/manual.

Kill a bear & break your hand - all within one trigger pull.

Product: Model 500ES - Emergency Survival Kit

That knife is frikkin' scary. And I love this image:

nvrblu · 07-22-2008, 04:44 PM

About a week before going to Montana I saw a program on TV about grizzly bears.

You can't outrun a bear. They can reach speeds of 40 mph.

When approached by a grizzly bear, your best defense (assuming you don't have a S&W500 or similar) is to curl up in a fetal position. Three out of four times, the bear will just leave. One out of four times, the bear will eat you.

necro · 07-22-2008, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nvrblu

You can't outrun a bear. They can reach speeds of 40 mph.

But you can outrun your fellow hiker

Tristar Racing · 07-22-2008, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Bavarian Motorist

I was referring to the actual listed weight.

Under 3000lbs for a 2+2 V6 coupe with modern safety constraints isnt good enough?

smoseley · 07-22-2008, 05:58 PM

On the subject of bears!!!

Uncle Sam · 07-22-2008, 06:25 PM

So let me get this straight ... If your attacked by a bear you take a gas-charged knife and stick in a watermelon? Then what? Offer the bear a frozen treat? Take half of the melon and stick on top of the bear's head?

gmendoza · 07-22-2008, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Uncle Sam

So let me get this straight ... If your attacked by a bear you take a gas-charged knife and stick in a watermelon? Then what? Offer the bear a frozen treat? Take half of the melon and stick on top of the bear's head?

... speaking of bears and straight

Uncle Sam · 07-22-2008, 06:45 PM

I guess if your attacked by that kind of bear you hold them off with a Norelco shaver!

g and the sauce · 07-22-2008, 07:07 PM

Speaking of fail- check out the sponsor at the bottom of that page- gaybeardating? wtf?

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Originally Posted by gmendoza

... speaking of bears and straight

JAYKAY · 07-22-2008, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Tristar Racing

Under 3000lbs for a 2+2 V6 coupe with modern safety constraints isnt good enough?

I think the main issue there is that the car is about a salamander's weight away from 3000 lbs. I am SO waiting for that video to get made and end up on this thread.

Jim

necro · 07-22-2008, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by gmendoza

... speaking of bears and straight

Hey!

That one came up when you were looking at my post!?

John Stimson · 07-23-2008, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Bavarian Motorist

I was referring to the actual listed weight.

...which is not legible in the picture you posted.

esoteric · 07-23-2008, 09:51 AM

Since we stopped talking about bears the gay bear dating site banner is gone and now it is one for meeting local singles into hiking...perhaps I could try and control the ads by my posting content...

Flash G · 07-23-2008, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by esoteric

Since we stopped talking about bears the gay bear dating site banner is gone and now it is one for meeting local singles into hiking...perhaps I could try and control the ads by my posting content...

I think because of your post, it's back!.. and on page 69 no less.

skibum · 07-23-2008, 10:34 AM

Flash - Looks like you have a new e-mail

shay2nak · 07-23-2008, 09:07 PM

oh sh*t

esoteric · 07-23-2008, 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by skibum

Flash - Looks like you have a new e-mail

Perhaps a daddy bear looking for a cub?

exarkun1178 · 07-23-2008, 09:53 PM

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Uncle Sam #14 Sport Elise Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Rockville, Maryland Posts: 861 Images: 2	So let me get this straight ... If your attacked by a bear you take a gas-charged knife and stick in a watermelon? Then what? Offer the bear a frozen treat? Take half of the melon and stick on top of the bear's head?

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Uncle Sam #14 Sport Elise Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Rockville, Maryland Posts: 861 Images: 2	I guess if your attacked by that kind of bear you hold them off with a Norelco shaver!

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