Best "EPIC FAIL" pics.... - Page 71 - LotusTalk

exarkun1178 · 07-24-2008, 12:36 PM

thats not just a cgt, its that gemballa cgt

FLuXeXigeS · 07-24-2008, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by apk919

Let's see... wrecked Carrera GT in the middle of a parking lot/loading dock with nothing around... left side wheels cracked...

A little impromptu auto-x? Did the left side meet that curbing in the background?

problem with expensive cars...noone seems to "max" them out, once someone does, its usually someone very rich and very unexperienced, thats why its such a fail

charliex · 07-24-2008, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by apk919

Let's see... wrecked Carrera GT in the middle of a parking lot/loading dock with nothing around... left side wheels cracked...

A little impromptu auto-x? Did the left side meet that curbing in the background?

thats prince marcus von anhalt's car, supposedly a wreck at paul ricard.

PrinzGermany site has quite a few NSFW pics.

necro · 07-24-2008, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by charliex

thats Prince marcus Von Anhalt's car, supposedly a wreck at paul ricard.

Bwahahaah

"Anhalt" means to stop. I gues that's what the Gemballa CGT did. came to stop.

BTW: he bought his title. And in May he was an a version of the Gumball ( Rushhh Drive 2008 in Germany). German cops impounded the CGT and another car of his ( and 61 others) due to "intent of steet racing"! He then used one of his backup cars!

Here is a clip of it - but it's in German:

princegermany.com Movie Gallery: Video "Rushh Drive 2008"

This is on his web site and he's has his own music!

milehitom · 07-24-2008, 01:28 PM

Sort of in line with the Baton Rouge incident...

Tom

charliex · 07-24-2008, 01:39 PM

they all bought their titles in one way or another

that camera zoom was interesting, that'll be mainstream german news then !

funny how the poseur look is the same in nearly all cultures, i see guys hugging crocodiles/alligators all the time in BH.

reminds me of kimble a bit, lets say without the illegal parts, this guy goes to the same places i do

necro · 07-24-2008, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by charliex

they all bought their titles in one way or another

He paid to be adopted. He appears in the media all the time.

The funniest/saddest part is where he tries to date some UK model/actress and say in german to the camera - in front of her - that he actully really wants Pamela Anderson - but he'll have to make do with her since her cleavage looks just the same

. He met him because she has some cash flow issues after her "implant surgery".

But hey - at least he's having fun and puts the cars on the road.

sonza68 · 07-24-2008, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by milehitom

Sort of in line with the Baton Rouge incident...

Tom

If I recall correctly Airbus did that at Toulouse shortly before delivery of the jet.

charliex · 07-24-2008, 02:31 PM

yeah he's a media whore, thats why he reminds me of his fellow countryman kimble.

necro · 07-24-2008, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by charliex

yeah he's a media whore, thats why he reminds me of his fellow countryman kimble.

I've never heard from him!

AdBot Failure (next to Flash game Pandemic II):

charliex · 07-24-2008, 02:53 PM

kimble - this guy is beyond epic fail.

Kim Schmitz - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

necro · 07-24-2008, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by charliex

kimble - this guy is beyond epic fail.

Kim Schmitz - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Yeah - that he is - funny how he always gets probation and gets away.

He reminds me of our Enzo Crash driver:

Stefan Eriksson - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

These guys screwed more people than Ron Jeremy and John Holmes!

muttpep · 07-24-2008, 03:43 PM

Necro game playing FAIL!

Healthy: 0
Infected: 1
Dead: 4325914
Alive: 1

(unless of course the object is to kill everyone.....)

necro · 07-24-2008, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by muttpep

Necro game playing FAIL!

Healthy: 0
Infected: 1
Dead: 4325914
Alive: 1

(unless of course the object is to kill everyone.....)

Actually the object is to create a pandemic that wipes out everyone.

My slowly spreading parasite was able to infect all areas of the world before the shut down borders. Muahahahaha......
The screen shot below is the "omega man" - he did not last long either after the parsite had acquired hemoraging, vomiting and diarrhea.

smoseley · 07-24-2008, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by necro

Yeah - that he is - funny how he always gets probation and gets away.

Doesn't sound like a fail to me...

charliex · 07-24-2008, 04:14 PM

omega man FTW

I'm one of the few people that actually got paid from Steffan Erikssons company, i still have a couple of gizmondos lying around.

necro · 07-24-2008, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by charliex

I'm one of the few people that actually got paid from Steffan Erikssons company, i still have a couple of gizmondos lying around.

I was in a restaurant yesterday and a waiter dropped a bunch of dishes with a loud clang in the kitchen, I could only think of "Server FAIL"
Yes I had - in my mine a picture of this scene with FAIL photoshoped right on top.

And I was in a meeting the other day where I was imagining "EPIC FAIL" on the forhead of one of the guys there.

I'm OD'ing on this thread!!!

xtn · 07-25-2008, 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by necro

Actually the object is to create a pandemic that wipes out everyone.

My slowly spreading parasite was able to infect all areas of the world before the shut down borders. Muahahahaha......

Wooohoooo! Took me about five friggin tries...

nvrblu · 07-25-2008, 08:57 AM

no explanation needed...

necro · 07-25-2008, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by xtn

Wooohoooo! Took me about five friggin tries...

Your score is much higher than mine. Madagascar is hard, eh?

07-24-2008, 01:28 PM	#1405 (permalink)
milehitom Registered User Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,142	Etihad Airbus Fail Sort of in line with the Baton Rouge incident... Tom Attached Images

07-24-2008, 01:39 PM	#1406 (permalink)
charliex OSX Black hat Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Las Vegas , NV Posts: 9,935	they all bought their titles in one way or another that camera zoom was interesting, that'll be mainstream german news then ! funny how the poseur look is the same in nearly all cultures, i see guys hugging crocodiles/alligators all the time in BH. reminds me of kimble a bit, lets say without the illegal parts, this guy goes to the same places i do __________________ Black Exige S - http://goth.am 265 Mule / Elan M100.ECU Tuning, http://www.elisetalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=39660 West Coast Lotus Meet - Las Vegas - November 6-9 2009 http://www.westcoastlotus.com/ Last edited by charliex : 07-24-2008 at 01:45 PM.

07-24-2008, 02:31 PM	#1409 (permalink)
charliex OSX Black hat Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Las Vegas , NV Posts: 9,935	yeah he's a media whore, thats why he reminds me of his fellow countryman kimble. __________________ Black Exige S - http://goth.am 265 Mule / Elan M100.ECU Tuning, http://www.elisetalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=39660 West Coast Lotus Meet - Las Vegas - November 6-9 2009 http://www.westcoastlotus.com/

07-24-2008, 02:53 PM	#1411 (permalink)
charliex OSX Black hat Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Las Vegas , NV Posts: 9,935	kimble - this guy is beyond epic fail. Kim Schmitz - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia __________________ Black Exige S - http://goth.am 265 Mule / Elan M100.ECU Tuning, http://www.elisetalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=39660 West Coast Lotus Meet - Las Vegas - November 6-9 2009 http://www.westcoastlotus.com/

07-24-2008, 03:43 PM	#1413 (permalink)
muttpep I ain't Yella' Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Porter Ranch Posts: 330	Necro game playing FAIL! Healthy: 0 Infected: 1 Dead: 4325914 Alive: 1 (unless of course the object is to kill everyone.....) __________________ WARNING: Objects in mirror are bigger than your Elise! . . . 2005 SY Elise. Sport Pack, Touring Pack, Beverly Hills Lotus "Stage II" exhaust, Venture industries starshield.

07-24-2008, 12:36 PM	#1401 (permalink)
exarkun1178 Registered User Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Point Pleasant Beach, NJ Posts: 4,285	thats not just a cgt, its that gemballa cgt

07-24-2008, 04:14 PM	#1416 (permalink)
charliex OSX Black hat Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Las Vegas , NV Posts: 9,935	omega man FTW I'm one of the few people that actually got paid from Steffan Erikssons company, i still have a couple of gizmondos lying around. __________________ Black Exige S - http://goth.am 265 Mule / Elan M100.ECU Tuning, http://www.elisetalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=39660 West Coast Lotus Meet - Las Vegas - November 6-9 2009 http://www.westcoastlotus.com/

07-25-2008, 08:57 AM	#1419 (permalink)
nvrblu ... _ . ..._ . Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Mesa, AZ Posts: 3,386	no explanation needed... Attached Images __________________ Steve -- '05 Laser Blue, Biscuit, Sport/Touring, Starshield

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