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Old 07-29-2008, 02:55 PM   #1421 (permalink)
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Epitome of stupid: Extreme makeover home FORCLOSURE

This qualifies as Epic Fail
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Old 07-29-2008, 10:53 PM   #1422 (permalink)
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You can say that again!!!ro tfl
holy sh*t!! that is the funniest sh*t i have read in a long time.

hahaahahahaaaaahahahahahahaaaa!
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Old 07-30-2008, 01:08 PM   #1423 (permalink)
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Kowloon Walled City

Building code FAIL:

Square buildings folded up into one another as thousands of modifications were made, virtually none by architects or engineers, until hundreds of square metres were simply a kind of patchwork monolith

The Kowloon Walled City was also infamous for its high number of unsanitary dentist clinics, since this was where unlicensed dentists could operate without prosecution.

It had 50,000 inhabitants on 0.026 kmē


It was so intertwined it took mail carriers 6 months to learn thier route. It was demolished in 1994.
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Old 07-30-2008, 01:32 PM   #1424 (permalink)
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Point made, point proven.
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Old 07-30-2008, 02:00 PM   #1425 (permalink)
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I took this while we were out tuning the other day, not quite epic but fail none the less.
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Old 07-30-2008, 02:21 PM   #1426 (permalink)
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I took this while we were out tuning the other day, not quite epic but fail none the less.
and POA is Piece of A$$ ...
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Old 07-30-2008, 02:26 PM   #1427 (permalink)
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a very pretty 12 year old piece of ass no less! and you get something to tie her down with! man what a deal!
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Old 07-30-2008, 02:52 PM   #1428 (permalink)
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a very pretty 12 year old piece of ass no less! and you get something to tie her down with! man what a deal!
I was going to leave that part out! Did you notice the "gelding" part??
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Old 07-30-2008, 04:05 PM   #1429 (permalink)
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Re-Entry Fail....(Gravity works!)

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Old 07-30-2008, 07:30 PM   #1430 (permalink)
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Building code FAIL:

Square buildings folded up into one another as thousands of modifications were made, virtually none by architects or engineers, until hundreds of square metres were simply a kind of patchwork monolith

The Kowloon Walled City was also infamous for its high number of unsanitary dentist clinics, since this was where unlicensed dentists could operate without prosecution.

It had 50,000 inhabitants on 0.026 kmē


It was so intertwined it took mail carriers 6 months to learn thier route. It was demolished in 1994.
must be china. the 2nd pic reminds me of some of the scenes from Bloodsport.
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Old 07-30-2008, 08:06 PM   #1431 (permalink)
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EPIC AIR!!! That's sick. Would love to do that.
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Old 07-30-2008, 08:19 PM   #1432 (permalink)
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Old 07-30-2008, 10:50 PM   #1434 (permalink)
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Old 07-30-2008, 10:52 PM   #1435 (permalink)
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I was going to leave that part out! Did you notice the "gelding" part??
geld: to castrate (esp. a horse)

gelding: a castrated horse

I had to look those up.
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Old 07-31-2008, 09:54 AM   #1436 (permalink)
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I had to help do that to a horse one time. He was not happy. I felt guilty.
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I had to help do that to a horse one time. He was not happy. I felt guilty.
Just tell yourself : Better you than me!

Both of my dogs are gelded / Neutered.

Once I recieved - as a gift - a pair of castrating pliers for sheep.
Put a THICK rubber band over it, and the pliers will stretch the band; slip the "marbles" in it and let go.

circulation fail -> Tissue death -> They rot & fall off.

Exactly what happen in my prior marriage!

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Old 07-31-2008, 09:30 PM   #1438 (permalink)
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Old 08-01-2008, 12:29 AM   #1439 (permalink)
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wow i have yet to solve one of those, nice motivation
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That's the work of a very sick mind.

Although on closer inspection it looks like there may be a clasp at the front (making it a "front loader" as we used to say)
- in which case it makes it a different type of intelligence test....
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