Best "EPIC FAIL" pics....

[andykeck]

Originally Posted by qball

Okay... let's see

Patience is one thing, let your points build up.

Try and make your disease unnoticeable... (sell all your symptoms) so the disease will spread without creating panic and having things shut down...

Slowly buy resistances... Also, buy resistances that make sense... (i.e., bacteria doesn't care about moisture, viruses don't respond to drugs, but don't like heat. So build up resistance to heat)

Pay attention to the news reports. If floods are everywhere... make the disease waterborne

Build up your evolution points...

Keep the symptoms minimal... like only sweating, but slowly use your evolution points to punch through the various tiers

Once you're pretty much spread around... build up evolution points, and then buy all the deadly things... hemmoraging and kidney failure are good.

Depression is also good.

It's all about patience, making the disease unnoticeable so it spreads with out panic.

If you start on Madagascar, then you have to buy ALL the transmission methods, and let the disease be symptomless so it spreads off the island.

Finally, use the high-speed mode to make it faster.

Well, thanks, I guess. That's how to win fairly, something I knew already. I was hoping you'd clue us in to Super-Ebola mode or something. Win in two moves type stuff. I like to cheat.

[charliex]

i just build up a few epoints, open up the symptom top tier, sell off any noticeable ones, let it propogate everywhere, when it hits madagascar buy the lethal stuff, i don't usually bother buying any drug/heat/cold resistance higher than level 1. play at top speed, jobs a good un.

[Noisycow]

Wow - poor kid. Had to go through the humilation. At least he was wearing a condom.

My Friend's sister got crabs when she was a teen. Their parents were hard core born-again spaztiks so she couldn't go to them for help. So she emptied a can of RAID down there. Killed those crabs, but good.

[jlj3394]

Originally Posted by Noisycow

Wow - poor kid. Had to go through the humilation. At least he was wearing a condom.

My Friend's sister got crabs when she was a teen. Their parents were hard core born-again spaztiks so she couldn't go to them for help. So she emptied a can of RAID down there. Killed those crabs, but good.

RAID?????

How would that EVER seem like the answer?

[exarkun1178]

his mom sniffed his cock...

[serpent]

his dad held is cock and his mom sniffed his cock.....


thats some twisted familiy.

[Svetlankas Toy]

Looks like the first Tesla Crash caught on film....

Ummm.....I wonder just how good those brakes REALLY are???

[necro]

Originally Posted by Svetlankas Toy

Looks like the first Tesla Crash caught on film....

Ummm.....I woinder JUSt how good those brakes REALLY are???

I guess the brake system did not regenerate enogh energy

[FLuXeXigeS]

Originally Posted by Svetlankas Toy

Looks like the first Tesla Crash caught on film....

Ummm.....I woinder JUSt how good those brakes REALLY are???

Tesla wait list over 1year

time for this douche to crash it....one day hahahaha

[Rob T]

Originally Posted by Darkside

Sorry if these have been posted already. I think they are great.

I actually found where this was posted just to prove it is real!

**EDIT: His mom sniffed his c*ck ?!? - PocketFives

Pure classic.

[esoteric]

Originally Posted by Rob T

I actually found where this was posted just to prove it is real!
Pure classic.

wow. so the lesson learned here is that if you can't pull off a blood sucking leach from your balls yourself or with your gf's assistance you are too young to be having sex? did you notice when he was defending himself he said "i was a kid then" - yeah a kid nailing your gf in the river but runs to mommy and daddy crying. the whole story is creepy.

[smoseley]

Originally Posted by FLuXeXigeS

Tesla wait list over 1year

time for this douche to crash it....one day hahahaha

Uhh... wasn't "this douche" the CEO of Tesla? AFAIK the first Tesla crash was the first Tesla ever made, and it was crashed the day it was delivered.

Talk about "fail"!!!

[FLuXeXigeS]

^haha exactly^

[knucklehead]

Originally Posted by esoteric

wow. so the lesson learned here is that if you can't pull off a blood sucking leach from your balls yourself or with your gf's assistance you are too young to be having sex? did you notice when he was defending himself he said "i was a kid then" - yeah a kid nailing your gf in the river but runs to mommy and daddy crying. the whole story is creepy.

Uh... I'm an old guy and I wouldn't know what to do if a leach was stuck to me. :lightbulb: "wait I know what to do"

post on LT:
I never believed these stories were real till something happened to me..............How do I get this blood sucking leach off my sack!

[CertifiedCC]

Originally Posted by Darkside

Sorry if these have been posted already. I think they are great.

what a retarted kid!!!rotf l

[Aedo]

Originally Posted by esoteric

wow. so the lesson learned here is that if you can't pull off a blood sucking leach from your balls yourself or with your gf's assistance you are too young to be having sex? did you notice when he was defending himself he said "i was a kid then" - yeah a kid nailing your gf in the river but runs to mommy and daddy crying. the whole story is creepy.

I have to question this - it is virtually impossible to feel that you have a leach - you usually figure it out when someone sees it or you take your boots off and find you toes soaked in blood! How did a 14yr old realise - while having sex in water - that he had a leach? And if he had lived near that river for any length of time wouldn't any kid have already had a leach and figured out or been shown how to remove it I have to call BS

But is was a good read and deserves to be in this thread

[pla_time]

Originally Posted by smoseley

Uhh... wasn't "this douche" the CEO of Tesla? AFAIK the first Tesla crash was the first Tesla ever made, and it was crashed the day it was delivered.

Apparently this was a different crash -- just recently happened:

"Just hours after taking delivery of his brand new electric supercar, the unnamed owner of Tesla #6 has found himself back at the Menlo Park dealership awaiting news from his insurance company. Dane Golden reports that his friend Alex Volkov stumbled upon the first crash of a privately owned Tesla. At 6PM on Friday afternoon, the Jet Black beauty found itself unceremoniously wedged in front of an early ‘90s Camry and beneath a 2000s C-Class at the corner of Geary Boulevard and Gough Street in San Francisco.

Volkov, who came upon the carbon fiber carbon-friendly wreck ten minutes after it occurred, told Wired.com that the crash scene was sedate with only one police car blocking traffic. “No action, no drama -- everyone was very mellow,” Volkov said. “Nobody was blaming anybody. The people involved in the crash were just giving their testimony for police officers.” Volkov and bloggers speculated that the car was being driven by a Tesla engineer since it had no license plates. However, Darryl Siry, Tesla’s Vice President of Marketing, told Wired.com that #6 (shown here in happier times) had been delivered to a customer’s home shortly before the accident. “It was a Tesla customer who got into that accident. We're aware of it because we service our vehicles,” he said, though he declined to name the customer (who he did identify as male) so as to protect his identity.

Autopia is working on obtaining an official copy of the police report from the San Francisco Police Department. Until then, we’ll bring you some good old-fashioned he-said, she-said and post-crash photos.

According to Volkov, eyewitnesses to the crash told him the Roadster had gone “unnoticed” because of its low profile and silent powertrain. “There was extensive recording, switching between police officers to compare notes – writing, writing, writing, more than I've seen in an average accident, especially because they couldn't believe the statements. They were trying to establish the fact of the car's unnoticeability.”

Though he arrived well after the crash, Volkov speculated the accident was the fault of the Tesla’s driver because eyewitnesses told him the Tesla’s driver was trying to “go bumper to bumper between the cars,” a theory supported by the damage to the Tesla’s right front and rear corners. The car “probably would still be ok if the first one didn't suddenly stop in rush hour traffic,” which Volkov estimated was moving between 25 and 30 miles per hour. Volkov did not speak with any of the drivers involved.

Siry said that the customer was rear-ended, a theory that makes sense considering the angle of the crash and that the airbags didn’t deploy. “He didn't crash into someone,” he said. “The rear-ending caused him to go under the car in front of him -- my guess is that's why the airbags didn't deploy.”

Right now the car is at the dealership with a positive prognosis. “We have the car now. I think it's repairable,” Siry said. “I haven't seen it personally, let's wait until the insurance company takes a look at it.” He doubted it would be totaled because so much of the car’s value lies in its batteries. “It’s a very unique car, it's sad that it happened,” he said.

This is the fourth Tesla to be damaged. The first two were crash tests sacrificed in the name of federal crashworthiness certification, while former Tesla CEO Mark Eberhard’s car was damaged by a technician during delivery. According to Siry, between 8 and 10 of the $109,000 electric cars have been delivered. Let’s hope none of them meet the same fate as this one."

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If you exclude the two for federal certification, that makes a 20-25% FAIL rate so far.....

[smoseley]

Originally Posted by CertifiedCC

what a retarted kid!!!

You can say that again!!!ro tfl

[Noble]

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[necro]

Originally Posted by Aedo

I have to question this - it is virtually impossible to feel that you have a leach - you usually figure it out when someone sees it or you take your boots off and find you toes soaked in blood! How did a 14yr old realise - while having sex in water - that he had a leach? And if he had lived near that river for any length of time wouldn't any kid have already had a leach and figured out or been shown how to remove it I have to call BS

+1 I don't care if it is a "real" post - it did not happen.