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Old 08-12-2008, 07:06 PM   #1581 (permalink)
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I'm surprised nobody put this one on. Perhaps everyone else resisted. I'm weak though.
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Old 08-12-2008, 07:20 PM   #1582 (permalink)
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^^^^ ewwwwwwwwwww

I liked this one: <a href="http://failblog.org/2008/08/10/laughter-control-fail/"><img src="http://failblog.wordpress.com/files/2008/07/fail-owned-laughter-control-fail.jpg" alt="fail owned pwned pictures" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-2940" /></a><br />see more <a href="http://failblog.org">pwn and owned pictures</a>

Is this SweetDaddyD's work??? (j/k!)
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Old 08-12-2008, 07:50 PM   #1583 (permalink)
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I'm surprised nobody put this one on. Perhaps everyone else resisted. I'm weak though.
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That may have been the hardest I have laughed in this thread yet! The reaction is classic!
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Old 08-12-2008, 08:21 PM   #1584 (permalink)
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OMG, "is this going to take long?" What is she talking about. Oh my God, that was the best one yet.
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Old 08-12-2008, 08:28 PM   #1585 (permalink)
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I still can't stop laughing!
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Old 08-12-2008, 08:34 PM   #1586 (permalink)
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I would say no, it was kind of fast.
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Old 08-12-2008, 09:41 PM   #1587 (permalink)
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What...why would you wanna be swimming in your OWN sh^t, let alone subject others to swimming in it? I would stop hanging out with her. She's sick.
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Old 08-12-2008, 10:54 PM   #1588 (permalink)
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I'm surprised nobody put this one on. Perhaps everyone else resisted. I'm weak though.
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Faked poop. But funny reaction nonetheless.

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Old 08-13-2008, 03:26 AM   #1589 (permalink)
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Old 08-13-2008, 01:02 PM   #1590 (permalink)
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Old 08-13-2008, 02:56 PM   #1591 (permalink)
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Faked poop. But funny reaction nonetheless.

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Why do you think it is faked?

That sh*t looks real to me!
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Old 08-13-2008, 03:10 PM   #1592 (permalink)
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Why do you think it is faked? That sh*t looks real to me!
It's CG. Objects in water behave more three dimensionally and with the water moving like it was it would have shot out differently. lol There was no real depth or density to the liquid poo.... Looked like a masked layer effect. It was a good but I'm jaded after working for an effects company. =)
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Old 08-13-2008, 03:13 PM   #1593 (permalink)
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I'm surprised nobody put this one on. Perhaps everyone else resisted. I'm weak though.
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A co-worker and I laughed for days because of that video!!!!! We still do!!
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It's CG. Objects in water behave more three dimensionally and with the water moving like it was it would have shot out differently. lol There was no real depth or density to the liquid poo.... Looked like a masked layer effect. It was a good but I'm jaded after working for an effects company. =)
Would have shot out differently? How?

I looked at it closer, and it looks real to me. Yet, with the quality being so bad, it's hard to tell for sure. If faked, I have to say that that is some GREAT damn acting on everyone's part!
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Would have shot out differently? How?

I looked at it closer, and it looks real to me. Yet, with the quality being so bad, it's hard to tell for sure. If faked, I have to say that that is some GREAT damn acting on everyone's part!
the girl who let the chocolate syrup out of the bottle looks like she is gonna puke or cry... cant figure out which tho

if it was real the girl would have had some pretty bad diarrhea(like too bad to get in a hottub in the firstplace) otherwise the video would look more like a cadyshack snippet
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fake for sure...how convenient that none of the 3 other people in the tub are blocking the shot....
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I'm not sure if it is fake or not- I could go either way on this one. My question is though- to all who think that it is fake, are you confident enough in your thoughts that you would get into a hot tub with her???



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fake for sure...how convenient that none of the 3 other people in the tub are blocking the shot....
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Old 08-13-2008, 05:05 PM   #1598 (permalink)
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Hey Jane,

I got a great idea. How about we make a video. We get you and your friends in a hot tub and bikinis. Then, when least expected, you are going to have diarrhea and everyone freaks out and runs like hell. We can post it on youtube. YOU WILL BE FAMOUS!!

Dont you want to be famous Jane?

What, it doesnt sound like a good idea to you? Why not? Now your not talking to me?
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Hey Jane,

I got a great idea. How about we make a video. We get you and your friends in a hot tub and bikinis. Then, when least expected, you are going to have diarrhea and everyone freaks out and runs like hell. We can post it on youtube. YOU WILL BE FAMOUS!!

Dont you want to be famous Jane?

What, it doesnt sound like a good idea to you? Why not? Now your not talking to me?
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I think a more probable scenario is that it was faked using teryaki sauce or something similar

all this poop talk reminds me of something that happened while I was at a shopping center in houston...

I'm walking towards the bathroom which is down this loong narrow corridor...

and this lady comes up behind me and practicly pushes me out of the way, its an older lady I think mid to late 40s she is wearing a skirt

anyways as shes walking in front of us I see something like fall out of her skirt abit bigger than the size of a golfball... I had to yank my girlfriend towards me to keep her from steping on it... and as I suspected it was nice golfball sized turd sitting on the tile, my GF at the time didnt even notice at all, in fact she got mad at me at first for almost making her fall over... once she saw the turd tho she was thankfull
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