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Old 08-13-2008, 05:27 PM   #1601 (permalink)
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Would have shot out differently? How?

I looked at it closer, and it looks real to me. Yet, with the quality being so bad, it's hard to tell for sure. If faked, I have to say that that is some GREAT damn acting on everyone's part!
I work with CG every day. It's fake. The "brown water" spreads too fast, it's too linear, it would be heavily diluted in that much water and it wouldn't be as apparent on the surface so quickly.

It's probably just a brown expanding circle wipe that fades in and out. You can tell because the sides of the hot tub stay brown within the circle even though the water is sloshing up and down when she jumps up.

(I can't believe I'm defining the properties of poop in a hot tub.)


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Old 08-13-2008, 05:34 PM   #1602 (permalink)
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(I can't believe I'm defining the properties of poop in a hot tub.)


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I think some credible person here on this forum should try to reproduce the results.

Another video is not necessary... just your findings.
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Fast food fail.....
Did someone order a Whopper with special sauce?
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Old 08-13-2008, 06:11 PM   #1605 (permalink)
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tub girl,. ugh
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Old 08-13-2008, 07:16 PM   #1606 (permalink)
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(I can't believe I'm defining the properties of poop in a hot tub.)


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And I can't believe I am drinking a chocolate shake while watching this video
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Stephanie Woods update.

Many of you may remember this Paris Hilton wanna be from about 30 pages ago.

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I hope someone didn't already post her update
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The attorney needs to figure out that he's already lost, is going to continue to lose, and needs to cut himself free and clear from that twit!

While at it, she needs to be spayed so she doesn't further contaminate the gene pool, relegated to a prison cell for the rest of her life and passed around for the conjugal entertainment of the staff.. That's about all she appears to ever be good for.
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The attorney needs to figure out that he's already lost, is going to continue to lose, and needs to cut himself free and clear from that twit!

While at it, she needs to be spayed so she doesn't further contaminate the gene pool, relegated to a prison cell for the rest of her life and passed around for the conjugal entertainment of the staff.. That's about all she appears to ever be good for.
I have to agree.

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Old 08-13-2008, 08:58 PM   #1610 (permalink)
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The attorney needs to figure out that he's already lost, is going to continue to lose, and needs to cut himself free and clear from that twit!

While at it, she needs to be spayed so she doesn't further contaminate the gene pool, relegated to a prison cell for the rest of her life and passed around for the conjugal entertainment of the staff.. That's about all she appears to ever be good for.
What a waste of space that girl is. You just want to slap that smile off of her face when she says "who doesn't love money?"... after she's just robbed some Girl Scouts. Pathetic.


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Old 08-13-2008, 09:15 PM   #1611 (permalink)
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It's one thing to lack mental capacity/intellect, but it's another thing to be stupid AND be a crummy, slimy b^tch. That lawyer = fail for even trying.
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Old 08-14-2008, 02:21 AM   #1612 (permalink)
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I'm sure mommy and daddy are paying that lawyer a lot of $... Maybe he'll buy a Lotus and jump on the forum..
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Wow, looks like Stephanie has some growing up to do. Hope she enjoys her stay in the state hotel.
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Old 08-14-2008, 09:29 AM   #1615 (permalink)
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Old 08-14-2008, 09:40 AM   #1616 (permalink)
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the hot tub pooping looks completely fake to me. It spread WAY too fast to a specific, and very even diameter and then ceased to spread. That is a dead giveaway. Still funny, though.
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Old 08-14-2008, 09:58 AM   #1617 (permalink)
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Fast food fail.....
Did someone order a Whopper with special sauce?
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It occurs to me that this stuff is really nothing new.

What is new is there is now video of (seemingly) everything.

Gotta laugh about it – what else ya gonna do ???

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Old 08-14-2008, 10:03 AM   #1618 (permalink)
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Fast food fail.....
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Lol, I also call this "background investigation fail". This person is called "Mr. Unstable" and he's employed?
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I wonder how many of those are real...
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Old 08-14-2008, 10:32 AM   #1620 (permalink)
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Me, too... I've always wondered if the asian lettering on our shirts (ie. Afflictions' Hereos and Demons line, etc) translates too. Little things always get lost in translation. It could come out wierd/naughty.
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