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Old 09-02-2008, 11:20 AM   #1781 (permalink)
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Tweezers? Scissors? You guys are lame. I used car keys to try to 'start' the house. The only thing that got quite a start was me.
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Old 09-02-2008, 12:00 PM   #1782 (permalink)
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Tweezers? Scissors? You guys are lame. I used car keys to try to 'start' the house. The only thing that got quite a start was me.
I did the very same thing...damned older brother said it work!

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Old 09-02-2008, 12:41 PM   #1783 (permalink)
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I put in a double plug cable while holding one side in my hand.

That was in Spain and it was for a transformer for 110V to 220V. I was 7. I could feel the pulsating in my hand. Ow!!!

Speaking of FAIL
Around the same time my dad asked me to hold a hot soldering iron.
Guess which end I grabbed? Hey - It hurt less than lighting gunpowder with a match.
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Old 09-02-2008, 01:53 PM   #1784 (permalink)
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Tweezers? Scissors? You guys are lame. I used car keys to try to 'start' the house. The only thing that got quite a start was me.
You're all lame. I used to stick my fingers in the outlets. Explains quite a bit, actually...
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Old 09-02-2008, 01:55 PM   #1785 (permalink)
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Back on topic! Need some EPIC Fail pics!!
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Old 09-02-2008, 01:57 PM   #1786 (permalink)
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Old 09-02-2008, 02:46 PM   #1787 (permalink)
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Sent to me by one of my employees while driving through Gary, Indiana last spring...

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Old 09-02-2008, 03:15 PM   #1788 (permalink)
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Old 09-02-2008, 03:57 PM   #1789 (permalink)
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Old 09-02-2008, 08:46 PM   #1790 (permalink)
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haha i used scissors LOL
Ahhhh that explains so much after having met you both.
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Old 09-02-2008, 09:25 PM   #1791 (permalink)
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Back on topic! Need some EPIC Fail pics!!
Yes I guess my fails were not EPIC. Sorry there
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Old 09-02-2008, 10:46 PM   #1792 (permalink)
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Old 09-03-2008, 07:11 AM   #1794 (permalink)
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Old 09-03-2008, 05:56 PM   #1795 (permalink)
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Old 09-03-2008, 07:03 PM   #1796 (permalink)
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Old 09-03-2008, 07:56 PM   #1797 (permalink)
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NSFW - oh, too late. So this is a parenting fail on two accounts - there are not one but two kids in this pic. Bad parents!
<a href="http://failblog.org/2008/09/03/parenting-fail-3/"><img src="http://failblog.wordpress.com/files/2008/09/fail-owned-parenting-stripper-fail.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="375" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-4726" /></a><br />see more <a href="http://failblog.org">pwn and owned pictures</a>

Oh, and what's with that guy's oddly placed wet spot on his shirt?!
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Old 09-03-2008, 08:26 PM   #1799 (permalink)
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There's some funny stuff there. Found this on page 8 (of over 100)

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