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DYK:
Worms feel pain, chemically similar to what humans feel. (Just one of MANY reasons I don't fish.)
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05 elise (PES chip, SSRs, shift tower mods, Multivex; HID low beams); 05 Corolla XRS; 72 Elan Sprint, 170 hp (Sold) "Political language is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable." G. Orwell. 6. "A bore is a man who deprives you of solitude without providing you with company." - Gian Vincenzo Gravina |
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05 elise (PES chip, SSRs, shift tower mods, Multivex; HID low beams); 05 Corolla XRS; 72 Elan Sprint, 170 hp (Sold) "Political language is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable." G. Orwell. 6. "A bore is a man who deprives you of solitude without providing you with company." - Gian Vincenzo Gravina |
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Hydrocarbons Rule
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Did You Know?
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2006 Exige; BWR Supercharger, Adj Sway Bar, Ohlins Suspension, BSK Oil Catch Can, Moroso Oil Pan, ORC Clutch, Custom Exhaust, Black Volk Racing CE28N's w/ Toyo R1R's, 2 piece rotors, Pagid Blue Pads, BSK Wet Carbon (Side Skirts, Front Lip Spoiler, Gas Cap Cover, Center Console, Door Panels), Dry Carbon rear Diffuser, Harness Bar, BWR Gauge Mount, OMP Superquadro steering wheel, LETSLA Short Shifter, V2arms, Rear Tow Link Brace, RLS Battery Bracket, BOE Tow Bar, Stickers. |
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with future lotus driver
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read most of them. good stuff.
Did you know 87% of statistics are made up on the spot? (think about it...)RE: Birthdays. I don't believe birthdays are over an even distribution (ie: There are NOT roughly the same June bdays as Sept as July, etc). I believe October has more birthdays than any other month, for example (lots of horny people in February, apparently). If that's true (remember, that's my understanding, haven't confirmed), then shouldn't the odds should go up for people having the same birthday? ![]()
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Yes, it IS my real name. No, I don't look like him. I'm Polish. Polish barbarians are skinny nerds. 2006 BRG Lotus Elise (broken), 2009 Honda Fit (gas miser), 2007 Honda Odyssey (the wife's) |
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Hydrocarbons Rule
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SE Georgia
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Back on topic: It takes 42.6 licks to get to the center of a Tootsie pop. |
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#130 (permalink) |
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If you look like your passport photo, you are too ill to travel.
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05 elise (PES chip, SSRs, shift tower mods, Multivex; HID low beams); 05 Corolla XRS; 72 Elan Sprint, 170 hp (Sold) "Political language is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable." G. Orwell. 6. "A bore is a man who deprives you of solitude without providing you with company." - Gian Vincenzo Gravina |
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Did you know that if you eat strawberry Pop Rocks and Caesium metal, your stomach will explode?
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did you know
On later Seinfeld episodes, there is a Skip Barber decal on his fridge. He wrecked one of their cars and made a deal to show the decal vs. paying for the damage.
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J. Caesar
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im just kidding gil.....
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Vati. C6 ZO6. THE OBITS, YO! KEEP CRYIN! WHAA! REDNECK = PERSON WHO LIVES IN A DUMP BUT DRIVES AN ELISE! I never played by the rules, and I never really cared My nasty reputation takes me everywhere It is admitted by all that he was much addicted to women, as well as very expensive in his intrigues with them, and that he debauched many ladies of the highest quality; among whom were Posthumia, the wife of Servius Sulpicius; and Lollia, the wife of Aulus Gabinius. |
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Are you sure about the deal though? The deductible at Skippy back in those days was $4000 (ask me how I know )... sounds like chump changed for Jerry.
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Unfortunately, Andrew couldn't help me with that part, but he did tell me Jerry Seinfeld, who took the course a couple of times, totaled two Formula Four cars. Feeling sorry, Seinfeld slapped a Skip Barber magnet on his TV show's refrigerator andy, do ever believe anything I say???? ![]() ![]() (rhetorical, answer doesn't belong here)How, tho, did you crash? well...I did spin once, blackflagged twice. pm me if you like.
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05 elise (PES chip, SSRs, shift tower mods, Multivex; HID low beams); 05 Corolla XRS; 72 Elan Sprint, 170 hp (Sold) "Political language is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable." G. Orwell. 6. "A bore is a man who deprives you of solitude without providing you with company." - Gian Vincenzo Gravina |
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![]() On the practice day before my very first Skippy race at Lime Rock Park, they gave me a car that had brand new, unbedded brakes. I did a few laps at 8/10ths, watching everyone blow past me... then I tried braking at 10/10ths for West Bend and couldn't slow down enough to make the corner... just went about 5 feet off on the exit... unfortunately tire wall was also 5 feet off the exit. ![]()
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Bertil Roos was later, @ Pocono North Course. Blackflagged for passing w/o flagman OKing it; guy wasn't watching @ time. spun in rain on turn leading to banked straight. learned to lift visor while breathing heavily in rain. ![]() Blackflagged again for hugging (2") wall down straight. It gave me a bit more downhill run, i.e. a good thing. Was told turns before straight were taken flat out by the paid racers...so did that. Was told only some of those hit rev limiter by end of strt. did that 2nd day. found (only) myself being secretly clocked by instructors..hmm.. Classmates complained my #10 was too fast!! Even tho other guy using it was average. Thought they'd kill me when I casually stated that "Nascar is the automotive equivalent of Pro Wrestling" surprisingly, no fan club started for me. Did you get to the race series @ skip? How'd you do?
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dyk:
If your car has overheated and the top rad hose is hot, but the bottom cold: you have a stuck thermostat opposite is true w/cars that circulate the other way
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DYK
On cars with points in ign: If you test the ign system by removing a spk plug wire to ck for spark, and the car starts, you have a bad condenser.
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05 elise (PES chip, SSRs, shift tower mods, Multivex; HID low beams); 05 Corolla XRS; 72 Elan Sprint, 170 hp (Sold) "Political language is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable." G. Orwell. 6. "A bore is a man who deprives you of solitude without providing you with company." - Gian Vincenzo Gravina |
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