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Old 08-22-2009, 07:39 PM   #141 (permalink)
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If you need to replace, say, oil drain plug gasket, hook up a vacuum cleaner to the cam/valve cover cap neck and don't lose oil.



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Old 08-22-2009, 09:31 PM   #142 (permalink)
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I was mistaken. They're heatless bitch animals.

I'm going home, I don't wanna talk about it.

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Old 08-23-2009, 10:52 AM   #143 (permalink)
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You win the thread. Kudos!

he's got my vote, funniest thing I've read in weeks.
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Old 08-23-2009, 11:20 PM   #144 (permalink)
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Did you know that the word salary came from Roman times, when salt was a major trade and form of payment, at one point selling ounce for ouch with gold?

Modern Marvels rules.
It's about time we all return to a practical and universal currency haha...
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Old 08-23-2009, 11:36 PM   #145 (permalink)
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Can't actually vouch for these but they sound good.

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* the longest one syllable word in the English language is "screeched"
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Longest one syllable word with one vowel is "Strengths" so now theres two longest one syllable words.
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Old 08-24-2009, 09:18 AM   #146 (permalink)
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Ever wondered what the Lamas, gurus, etc wear under their flowing robes??













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Old 08-25-2009, 11:53 AM   #148 (permalink)
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Longest one syllable word with one vowel is "Strengths" so now theres two longest one syllable words.
And the longest series of consonants in one word is 6: latchstring.
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Did you know... I was desoldering something and the tip got jammed up on the solder vacuum, so I got bored and wrapped my entire hand in electrical tape. When I took it off it was all sticky

I mean... did you know jams always make things sticky?
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The average North American male's penis is over 9.5" long.
Good to know I am still above average then...
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The opposite of "phallic" is??













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Old 09-10-2009, 04:00 PM   #152 (permalink)
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The average North American male's penis is over 9.5" long.
This is true
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The opposite of "phallic" is??

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I would have guessed "gaylick".
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Almost all the supermarkets around here have free food.

Just look for the bin near the door with some of these words
"Community" "Bank" "Food"
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