Humping in a small car. - LotusTalk

evotell · 12-05-2008, 08:54 PM

Before I begin I need to clarify that it was the car that was small OK.

My 2nd car at 18 years was a 1961 TVR Grantura 1600 MGA B series motor which I paid the grand sum of £150.00 (That was a huge amount of money) and keep me poor for months.

At this time I was dating a rather cute short young lady that fitted rather nicely across the center console of this well thought out TVR, well done lads.

So if you 18 and above and are looking for a great 2 seater humping mobile the TVR Grantura should not be overlooked.

Your story please

Cheapracer · 12-05-2008, 09:25 PM

I'm 6ft+ and my GF at the time was 5'10" and I owned a series of Datsun 1000 Coupe's. Got interesting!

http://members.iinet.net.au/~tnpshow...0The%20Lot.jpg

serpent · 12-05-2008, 09:32 PM

S2000
Evo 9
M6
M3
Ferrari 355

i can personally vouch the above mentioned cars as hump ready

CaliforniaKevo · 12-05-2008, 10:06 PM

Jeep Wrangler is hump ready!

Marlonius · 12-05-2008, 10:14 PM

1986 325es coupe
1994 325i Sedan
1999 MBZ C230 Sedan
2005 Infiniti G35 coupe

Hmm... Still haven't broken in the 2007 Honda Accord sedan.

And I don't plan on it with the Exige S

dasmoofler · 12-05-2008, 10:20 PM

I knew there was a reason I still have a van.

Turn 90 degrees >

exarkun1178 · 12-05-2008, 10:28 PM

... i can vouch for my elise.... it is imposable, with the top on, doors closed and windows up... to engage in anything other then the very basic.... oral/manual.....pleasures...

note however that, an irocz's ability to bend the seat in fully flat is an asset, a 90ish cougar has a love seat size back seat. a 2 door blazer is warmly received when the rear seats are folded away nicely, going to bed, to much to think about now..

pixlpush · 12-05-2008, 10:29 PM

1971 VW bus - "don't worry it's not rocking..."
1999 Mazda Miata

nvrblu · 12-05-2008, 10:41 PM

VW Beetle ('65, '68, '71)

warm weather -- front with both doors open
cold weather -- ... back seat was removed and replaced with plywood cutout and carpet

...m... · 12-06-2008, 03:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by exarkun1178

note however that, an irocz's ability to bend the seat in fully flat is an asset.

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...hatchbacks in general work rather nicely in this regard; both my '81 mercury capri and '90 geo prizm were comfortably capacious with the rear seat folded down, although the capri's windows did tend to fog up quickly...

...conversely, new beetles are terrible in the same regard - the hatch is far too stubby, while the front seats take several minutes crank backward...

evotell · 12-06-2008, 08:24 AM

Most fun for me was in an Isetta, on your knees of course

serpent · 12-06-2008, 08:40 AM

i forgot to add one to my list above, 89 civic si hatch.

jtj · 12-06-2008, 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nvrblu

VW Beetle ('65, '68, '71)

warm weather -- front with both doors open
cold weather -- ... back seat was removed and replaced with plywood cutout and carpet

Ive owned several old bugs and all are hump worthy with some creativity as you mentioned (not very good if your into fat girls though!)

My first gen Eclipse GSX saw ALOT of interior action, but wasnt much bigger than the bugs, so alot of it was with the hatch open ala Used cars style....

The best car was my 72 Caddy coupe deville. It was a 2 door, but had a bigger interior than a suburban. Baby blue with matching interior, it was made for lovin! The front bench seat made it easier, since you never had to stop in order to climb in back! Me and a buddy regularly went on double dates with the sluttiest girls we could find, and my car was always the wagon we took. 2 couples could get it on in there and not bother each other.. My living room sofa (which has reclining seats) isnt as big as the back seat in that thing!

SUTOL111x · 12-06-2008, 09:39 AM

MG Midget, top down (her's too), both doors open, parking brake definitely off (between the seats), in an open field on a ranch.

'69 (not kidding) Pontiac Lemans, back seat, drive-in, movie was "Jaws"

Nissan Maxima (unfortunately, not the name of the condom)

Nissan "seXterra"

Limo's

Surferjer · 12-06-2008, 09:55 AM

The Elise is great for "oral" conversations, not so good for anything else.

Race trailers are really really great!

swede · 12-06-2008, 12:04 PM

Pictures or it did not happen

Bavarian Motorist · 12-06-2008, 12:06 PM

The problem is me. We couldn't even do it in my former Mercedes ML350 because I wasn't able to get any half-decent position in the back seats... Oy... We'll try the trunk next time.

Monsi · 12-06-2008, 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bavarian Motorist

The problem is me. We couldn't even do it in my former Mercedes ML350 because I wasn't able to get any half-decent position in the back seats... Oy... We'll try the trunk next time.

HOOD!

tis all I'm saying

theakston · 12-06-2008, 12:29 PM

Yeah, I knew I could find a link to this most instructional of diagrams for Mini Cooper owners:
How to Have Sex in a Mini
(I think the diagram was first published in Playboy)

Oh, and ladies, I do own a Mini Cooper as well as an Elise ... ;-)

SUTOL111x · 12-06-2008, 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monsi

HOOD! tis all I'm saying

Explain that "clam" damage to your "good hands" agent!

12-05-2008, 08:54 PM	#1 (permalink)
evotell PETROL HEAD Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Red Deer, Alberta Posts: 301	Humping in a small car. Before I begin I need to clarify that it was the car that was small OK. My 2nd car at 18 years was a 1961 TVR Grantura 1600 MGA B series motor which I paid the grand sum of £150.00 (That was a huge amount of money) and keep me poor for months. At this time I was dating a rather cute short young lady that fitted rather nicely across the center console of this well thought out TVR, well done lads. So if you 18 and above and are looking for a great 2 seater humping mobile the TVR Grantura should not be overlooked. Your story please __________________ 2009 EVO X MR 2007 CRG 125 Kart 2008 Jeep Grand Cherokee Diesel

12-05-2008, 09:25 PM	#2 (permalink)
Cheapracer Registered User Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 26	I'm 6ft+ and my GF at the time was 5'10" and I owned a series of Datsun 1000 Coupe's. Got interesting! http://members.iinet.net.au/~tnpshow...0The%20Lot.jpg __________________ Building Atom Inspired (not copy) Exo Skeleton cars at affordable cost - coming soon! www.flickr.com/cheapracer

12-05-2008, 09:32 PM	#3 (permalink)
serpent Driver!! Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,468	S2000 Evo 9 M6 M3 Ferrari 355 i can personally vouch the above mentioned cars as hump ready __________________ Studies show 100% of people die. Might as well have some fun.

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CaliforniaKevo Registered User Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Venice CA Posts: 88	Jeep Wrangler is hump ready! __________________ 2008 Triumph Bonneville Black. Looking to add another brit to the stable...

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pixlpush Registered User Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: socal Posts: 1,007 Images: 124	1971 VW bus - "don't worry it's not rocking..." 1999 Mazda Miata __________________ 2005 Elise, CO, LSS, Hard Top 2006 Mini Cooper S - peper white 1986 BMW E30 325E - 24 Hours of LeMons race turd The B-Team, 24 Hours of LeMons Race Team

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Marlonius Registered User Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Silver Lake, CA Posts: 240	1986 325es coupe 1994 325i Sedan 1999 MBZ C230 Sedan 2005 Infiniti G35 coupe Hmm... Still haven't broken in the 2007 Honda Accord sedan. And I don't plan on it with the Exige S

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dasmoofler Registered User Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: SE WI Posts: 3,088	I knew there was a reason I still have a van. Turn 90 degrees >

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exarkun1178 Registered User Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Point Pleasant Beach, NJ Posts: 4,286	... i can vouch for my elise.... it is imposable, with the top on, doors closed and windows up... to engage in anything other then the very basic.... oral/manual.....pleasures... note however that, an irocz's ability to bend the seat in fully flat is an asset, a 90ish cougar has a love seat size back seat. a 2 door blazer is warmly received when the rear seats are folded away nicely, going to bed, to much to think about now..

12-05-2008, 10:41 PM	#9 (permalink)
nvrblu ... _ . ..._ . Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Mesa, AZ Posts: 3,386	VW Beetle ('65, '68, '71) warm weather -- front with both doors open cold weather -- ... back seat was removed and replaced with plywood cutout and carpet __________________ Steve -- '05 Laser Blue, Biscuit, Sport/Touring, Starshield

12-06-2008, 08:24 AM	#11 (permalink)
evotell PETROL HEAD Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Red Deer, Alberta Posts: 301	Most fun for me was in an Isetta, on your knees of course __________________ 2009 EVO X MR 2007 CRG 125 Kart 2008 Jeep Grand Cherokee Diesel

12-06-2008, 08:40 AM	#12 (permalink)
serpent Driver!! Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,468	i forgot to add one to my list above, 89 civic si hatch. __________________ Studies show 100% of people die. Might as well have some fun.

12-06-2008, 09:39 AM	#14 (permalink)
SUTOL111x Currently NA Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Thousand Oaks, CA Posts: 530	MG Midget, top down (her's too), both doors open, parking brake definitely off (between the seats), in an open field on a ranch. '69 (not kidding) Pontiac Lemans, back seat, drive-in, movie was "Jaws" Nissan Maxima (unfortunately, not the name of the condom) Nissan "seXterra" Limo's __________________ Steve *Exige S or S 240* in 2009 - PLANS ON HOLD DUE TO ECONOMY 2008 Triumph Daytona 675 - Jet Black

12-06-2008, 09:55 AM	#15 (permalink)
Surferjer No more cone damage! Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Exton, PA Posts: 8,885	The Elise is great for "oral" conversations, not so good for anything else. Race trailers are really really great! __________________ Jer-2005 Elise (retired from autox) 1993 MR2 autox car 2002 Ford Excursion DIESEL 4 X 4 1993 Miata (throwout bearing or clutch failure) 1987 Toyota Corolla FX16 Lemons car (needs new head) 1984 Chevy Citation Lemons car (needs a motor)

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swede Stick a fork in it Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Gone byebye Posts: 826	Pictures or it did not happen __________________ R44

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Bavarian Motorist Live to Drive Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: NYC/Westchester, NY Posts: 10,852	The problem is me. We couldn't even do it in my former Mercedes ML350 because I wasn't able to get any half-decent position in the back seats... Oy... We'll try the trunk next time. __________________ Be an alpha male. Drive a Lotus.

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12-06-2008, 12:29 PM	#19 (permalink)
theakston Registered User Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 7	Mounting Diagram ... Yeah, I knew I could find a link to this most instructional of diagrams for Mini Cooper owners: How to Have Sex in a Mini (I think the diagram was first published in Playboy) Oh, and ladies, I do own a Mini Cooper as well as an Elise ... ;-)