Seen this weekend (bumper sticker) - LotusTalk

Noah Vail · 10-20-2008, 07:28 AM

"I'm not speeding, I'm qualifying."

snuggles1 · 10-20-2008, 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Noah Vail

"I'm not speeding, I'm qualifying."

yeah thats on a few t-shirts too.

i saw this bumper sticker this weekend:

"Jesus Christ was a community organizer.
Pontius Pilate was a governor."

Noah Vail · 10-20-2008, 07:40 AM

That's good.

Ian · 10-20-2008, 08:00 AM

"Annoy a liberal.
Work hard and be happy."

qu1Z · 10-20-2008, 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Ian

"Annoy a liberal.
Work hard and be happy."

Haha.

We joke around where I work... sometimes I will fall on the ground and flop around and yell "I need a government handout!"

Chris Mackey · 10-20-2008, 11:48 AM

"I'm not speeding, I'm getting out of your way"

Lotus-Position · 10-20-2008, 01:48 PM

I work at a software company in the greater Seattle area... saw one this morning that tickled me:

"talk nerdy to me"

LOL!

tandemracer · 10-22-2008, 03:34 PM

I like the reaction this gets from my liberal neighbors:

SweetDaddyD · 10-22-2008, 03:38 PM

"Faster than your Sister"

Ave · 10-22-2008, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by SweetDaddyD

"Faster than your Sister"

Ooh, I need that bumper sticker!

SweetDaddyD · 10-22-2008, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Ave

Ooh, I need that bumper sticker!

I can make that happen. Stickers, shirts, whatever.

JnC · 10-22-2008, 07:43 PM

Noisycow · 10-22-2008, 07:53 PM

My recent favorite, but would never put it on my own car. One of Christ's loving followers would key me or put a brick through the windshield.

cokey · 10-22-2008, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Noisycow

My recent favorite, but would never put it on my own car. One of Christ's loving followers would key me or put a brick through the windshield.

ha.. that's a good one

Monsi · 10-22-2008, 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Noisycow

My recent favorite, but would never put it on my own car. One of Christ's loving followers would key me or put a brick through the windshield.

serpent · 10-23-2008, 05:43 AM

"WHY IS A JOB BETTER THEN A WIFE?
AFTER 10 YEARS A JOB STILL SUCKS."

serpent · 10-23-2008, 05:46 AM

also saw

"DON'T LAUGH
YOUR DAUGHTER MAY BE INSIDE"

which i thought was pretty funny

lotusforsale · 10-23-2008, 06:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Noisycow

My recent favorite, but would never put it on my own car. One of Christ's loving followers would key me or put a brick through the windshield.

Or more likely, forgive you and turn the other cheek.

xtn · 10-23-2008, 06:27 AM

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Originally Posted by lotusforsale

Or more likely, forgive you and turn the other cheek.

I find a fair percentage of them that would not.

xtn

Ian · 10-23-2008, 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by lotusforsale

Or more likely, forgive you and turn the other cheek.

Or shoot you and then bomb an abortion clinic.

10-20-2008, 07:28 AM	#1 (permalink)
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10-20-2008, 07:40 AM	#3 (permalink)
Noah Vail Registered User Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 157	That's good.

10-20-2008, 01:48 PM	#7 (permalink)
Lotus-Position Registered User Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 365	I work at a software company in the greater Seattle area... saw one this morning that tickled me: "talk nerdy to me" LOL!

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Noisycow Registered User Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,466	My recent favorite, but would never put it on my own car. One of Christ's loving followers would key me or put a brick through the windshield. __________________ - - - - http://thecomingdepression.blogspot.com/ No longer the coming Depression, it is already here.

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serpent Driver!! Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,455	"WHY IS A JOB BETTER THEN A WIFE? AFTER 10 YEARS A JOB STILL SUCKS." __________________ Studies show 100% of people die. Might as well have some fun.

10-23-2008, 05:46 AM	#17 (permalink)
serpent Driver!! Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,455	also saw "DON'T LAUGH YOUR DAUGHTER MAY BE INSIDE" which i thought was pretty funny __________________ Studies show 100% of people die. Might as well have some fun.

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