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Auld Lang Syne
Join Date: Nov 2003
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A body builder takes off his shirt and a blonde says, "What a great chest you have!" He tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby." He takes off his pants and the blonde says, "What massive calves you have!" The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby." He then removes his underwear, and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear. The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that. The blonde replies, "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was !"
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Curly Howard
"Mama always told me, if you want to succeed in life, you just keep sucking harder until you finally suck seed." -- C.H.
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