So I took out the plug too the throttle position sensor, noticed a few bent prongs on the inside of the sensor. I straightened them out and pushed the plug back in (I dont get that snap like you normally do with your other plugs).
Anyhow, if I have the TPS plugged in, the car wont start. If I unplug the TPS plug, the car fires right up. Also, the TPS is making a loud, noticeable mechanical hum with the plug plugged in. What the heck!