dsfriends, you have two choices.
Drive the car MUCH more than 1 tank of gas a year.
I come hunt you down and drive the car myself. Now keep in mind that I am in Colorado and you are in the "Mid-Atlantic", so I estimate that to be about 1700 +/- miles away (thats 8.5 years away in your Europa scale). Dont make me do this. I will just drive, and enjoy the heck out of, the car. This is your job.
rhetorical question: If you dont drive something that sexy, what do you drive?
Apexes are a lot like relationships. So tough to get right, so easy to see where they went wrong.
The secret to a long life is ------- not dying.