Let's hear the joke.
There's a pretty amusing meme with a picture of a sack of dirt and typical insane Tinder dating requirements that I can't find right now. I haven't seen such a succinct meme about insane male dating requirements, but I think that the quantity of examples far far
exceeds quality in that case.
Since I'm making jokes about bad dating practices, I have to include this classic:
Cashapp me $5 and see what happens!*
* Disclaimer: this is a joke and I am not actually soliciting money.
Less optimistic and more realistic are terms that apply to both the buyer and seller. You seem to think they only apply to the seller. The cars posted in this thread aside, I think the Elise you're looking for given the parameters you've set is mid 30's. Just my opinion.
I feel like online sales have brought out all the insane and irrational people.
Typical insane Craigslist/other online marketplace transaction:
[picture of common, 20-year-old sports car that sold in very large quantities with serious paint and probably body damage that sold new for $40k inflation-adjusted]
RARE [whatever car], only 300,000 miles.
only needs minor repairs! my mechanical guys says replacing the front end is ez work and only $20 in parts.
NO LOW BALLERS NO TIME WASTERS!!!! I KNOW WHAT I GOT!!!!
#1. iz ur Ferari still avalabble? i can trade u my PS2 + $200 CASH 4 it.
#2: I'm intersted in your Ferrari! I can only pay you $15,000 even though you're asking $240,000, but I think that fair since it only has two seats and I won't be able to carry my entire family in it. Since I'm paying so much, I think it's fair you ship it to me in [city across the country]. COVERED TRAILER ONLY!
#3: Dude that's a sick Ferrari and I'm interested in buying it! I'm stuck out of the country so my bro is going to come to you with a check for 20% and you can give me a routing and account number so I can wire you the rest when I get the car and I'm satisfied with such a sick car!